ZIAQ

Ever since Sept 11th I have been facinated by this dirty rugged beast that lives by feasting on the blood of its own kind. These Al'Quada members are a rare breed of animal and they live deep in the moutinous region of Afganistan.Sadly, they are dying out due to over hunting. Join our save the Al'Quada crusade. They arn't as inteligent as our primate friends but they have managed some form of orgainized society. Here is one Al'Quada Member that for only 9 cents a day, less then a dollar a week, you can help keep alive. You can do your part..ahh screw em. Ima go harass one, watch me.

Stinky:Hello Mr.Guy, how are you today.
Al'Quada Member:Please bequiet, I am praying to Allah to save us from the deamons pouring into this country. ABULABULABULA ABULABULABULA!!!
Stinky:What the f*ck are you doin' man?
Al'Quada Member:I am praying to Allah!
Stinky:Is that like a cow or somthin'?
Al'Quada Member:You dare insult Allah like that. ALLAH, STRIKE HIM DOWN!
Stinky:Um, dude, nothing is happening.
Al'Quada Member:You can not escape us! We will have our revenge!
Stinky:Now your quoting George W. Bush...
Al'Quada Member:What is this bush you talk of?
Stinky:Its not "A" bush, its a person.
Al'Quada Member:What kind of name is George Bush?
Stinky:What kind of name is Osama Bin Ladin, Yasser Arafat, Saddam Hussian. I think I won that little arguement.
Al'Quada Member:Those people are our saviours! Now let me pray! ABULABULABULA ABULABULABULA
Stinky:To the cow?
Al'Quada Member:NO DAMN IT..*gasps* Allah, forgive me! I have sinned.
Stinky:Hmm, speaking of saviours heres mine.*A chopper lands* Oh, look theres Allah*points to American Bombers*go great him, and he will send gifts from the sky.
Al'Quada Member:How do you know that is Allah
Stinky:Have you ever seen Allah?
Al'Quada Member:We have all seen Allah in one shape or form.
Stinky:But, have you ever seen one of those?
Al'Quada Member:Yes, they're deamons!
Stinky:Then it must be Allah...GO GET EM!
*Shortly after lifting off and leaving the area, I had a birds eye view of my little Taliban friend gather a few dozen of his fellow Taliban fighters to great my Allah...and as for me, I stomped my toe later that day. I guess the full extent of Allahs power did punish me for calling it a cow.*