| Stinky:Hello Em, how are you today? Eminem:Im doin' just fine, almost Christmas...ima get my dick sucked by my wife, then go out and have some sex with some other hoes. Stinky:Yeah me too...so, what is your real name? Eminem:Man you are ingorent! If I tell you my real name east coast will come knockin' at my door! Stinky:So your involved with gangs? Eminem:Damn NARC **Em pulls out a 9mm** Eminem:DIE BITCH Stinky:AHHHHHHHHH **runs out the door with eminem shooting and chasing him** Eminem:IMA GET CHA! **Eminem catches up and shoves Stinky in his car** Eminem:Sit down bitch If you move again I'll beat the shit out of you Stinky:Okay Eminem:Quit crying bitch, why do you always make me shout at you? How could you? Oh, what's a matter Stinky? Am I too loud for you? Too bad bitch, your gonna finally hear me out this time At first, I'm like all right You wanna throw me out? That's fine! But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind? This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine! Look at Stinky Look at your interview now! Stinky:No! Eminem:I said look at it! It ain't so hot now is it? Little punk! Stinky:Why are you doing this? Eminem:Shut the fuck up! Stinky:You're drunk! You're never going to get away at this! Eminem:You think I give a fuck! Come on we're going for a ride bitch Stinky:No! Eminem:Sit up front So long, bitch you did me so wrong I don't wanna go on Living in this world without you Eminem:You really fucked me Stinky You really did a number on me That's fucked up! Stinky:I love you! Eminem:Oh God my brain is racing Stinky:I love you! Eminem:What are you doing? Change the station I hate this song! Does this look like a big joke? Stinky:No! Eminem:What the fuck's this guy's problem on the side of me? Fuck you asshole, yeah bite me Stinky, STINKY! Why don't you like me? You think I'm a bad rapper don't you! Stinky:It's not that! Eminem:No you think I'm a bad rapper Get the fuck away from me, don't touch me I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU How the fuck could you do this to me? Stinky:Sorry! Eminem:How the fuck could you do this to me? So long, bitch you did me so wrong I don't wanna go on Living in this world without you Come on get out Stinky:I can't I'm scared Eminem:I said get out bitch! Stinky:Let go of my hair, please don't do this Eminem Eminem:Fuck you, you did this to us You did it, it's your fault Oh my God I'm crackin' up Get a grip Marshall Hey remember the time we went to Brian's party? And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie That was funny wasn't it? Stinky:Yes! Eminem:That was funny wasn't it? Stinky:Yes! Eminem:See it all makes sense, doesn't it? You and your husband have a fight One of you tries to grab a knife And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced And while this is goin' on His son just woke up and he just walks in She panics and he gets his throat cut Stinky:Oh my God! WTF are you talkin about! Eminem:So now they both dead and you slash your own throat So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note I should have known better when you started to act weird We could've...HEY! Where you going? Get back here! You can't run from me Stinky: It's just us, nobody else! You're only making this harder on yourself Ha! Ha! Got'cha! Stinky:AHHHHHHHHH! Eminem:Ha! Go ahead yell! Here I'll scream with you! AH SOMEBODY HELP! Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you? Now shut the fuck up and get what's comin to you {*Stinky choking*} NOW BLEED! BITCH BLEED! BLEED! BITCH BLEED! BLEED! So long, bitch you did me so wrong I don't wanna go on Living in this world without you **Stinky talking with friends after the interview** Stinky:I think that one was a pure success! All:**Stares at Stinky** Gangsta:Stinky...you know...you died man. GodOfFire:Yeah...uhh...we had a funeral and evreything...not to menchon, we buried you. Stinky:Heh, just got lucky I guess **Starts to eat Phoenix's arm** |
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