| Tree Hugger: It's ok, i'm not going to let anyone hurt you! *Chains himself to a tree in the middle of a park* Nuclear_Wasted: Sup dude, you got change for a 50? *The treehugger snaps out and grabs the 50, ripping it* Nuclear_Wasted: DUDE! WHAT THE F*CK! Tree Hugger: Evil... to make that money... .000008 of a tree was KILLED! Nuclear_Wasted: Yeah... thats how you make paper... Tree Hugger: PAPER?! THE GOVERNMENT HAS GOTTEN TO YA MAN! Nuclear_Wasted: Huh? Tree Hugger: THE GOVERNEMNT! The lies... Nuclear_Wasted: Damn, you need some bad. *Throws the Tree Hugger a Joint* Tree Hugger: PAPER!!! PLANTS!!!! Did you no to make that, a tree and a mary jane give their LIFES?! Nuclear_Wasted: I thought you where a hippe... Tree Hugger: Never... Those... they KILL MARY JANES! Nuclear_Wasted: Heh heh, you called it a Mary Jane. Tree Hugger: Youth... YOU MUST HELP ME! Nuclear_Wasted: ... with what? Tree Hugger: SAVE THIS TREE!! Nuclear_Wasted: Nobody even wants to cut it down... Tree Hugger: JOIN ME! Nuclear_Wasted: Fine, Fine... *Nuclear_Wasted leans on the tree* Tree Hugger: NO!!! YOU FIEND! Nuclear_Wasted: Huh? *Nuclear_Wasted gets up, a peice of bark falls off the tree* Tree Hugger: NOO!!! MY PRECIOUS!!! Nuclear_Wasted: Thats it! This is want I think of your tree! *Nuclear_Wasted pees on the tree* Tree Hugger: NOO!!!! EVIL!!!! MOTHER NATURE ATTACK!!! Nuclear_Wasted: ... *The wind blows, a leaf hits Nuclear_Wasted* Tree Hugger: HE'S STILL STANDING! GET HIM! *A Bumble Bee lands on Nuclear_Wasted and stings him* Nuclear_Wasted: Agh! You bastard. *Smacks the bumble bee and punchs the Tree Hugger in the face* Nuclear_Wasted: I'm outta here! Tree Hugger: GO TO THE EVIL GOVERNMENT! GO JOIN THE MILITARY! FIGHT THE PEACFUL TALIBAN! THEY HAVE DONE NOTHING TO US! Nuclear_Wasted: Thats it! *Pulls out a Desert Eagle, wastes a extended clip on the Tree Huggers face* Nuclear_Wasted: Now you can stay with your tree! Dumb Mutha F*cker. |
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