| I was sitting down infront of televeion watching that 'crocodile hunter' guy brag about catching a snake(which later turned out to be his dick). And I started thinking, "Hey, bnet has wildlife too-theres aolers, clanners, pubbys, haX0rs, Pedifiles, and the most famous of them all-Koreans!". So I decided to venture into korean infested channels and do a SCG exclusive on these strange players. Here is my conversation:
Stinky:Hello there I was wondering if I could get some information out of you?
Mato:SoSim:$^@!(&*$????
Stinky:Ah.....Okay now do you speak any english?
Mato:SoSim:^#*$)&*@...........KAKA~
I must of said something wrong, because I was then interrupted by verbal onslaught from this inraged player.
Stinky:No No No.....If I could only get some info off of you
Mato:SoSim:~~~~~~~KAKA!SAK!
It appears "KAKA" Is somekind of native calling to other koreans when he is in danger(or being harrassed by a caucasin who has little time on his hands). With each call of 'KAKA' more koreans seemed to enter the channel and stare at me, almost waiting for the head korean to give orders to attack. Nonetheless I was getting nowhere, so I decided to take a different approach, something Koreans could relate to:
Stinky:Okay would it help the conversation if I stuck my dick in your face and have you suck on it?
He took his time answering the question(almost as if he was debationg whether he should or not). After a few minutes, he finally answered:
Mato:SoSim:..................KAKA!!!!&%#$*#^@*$ Stinky ^#*@)*^ KAKA!
The next thing I know I was being yelled at by about 50 other Koreans yelling KAKA!
Luckly I got the hell out before they could turn my brain to mush with such non-sence. I think Koreans should really be put off b.net and transfered back to their natural habitat of mud huts, and doing what they really love, Building nukes, laying land mines, and burning American flags.
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