The GTs Page Of PunsWe GTs 97 are a real crazy but humorous lot. We crack jokes at each other - and enjoy each moment of it. Sriram is the main initiator of such jokes. Here are a few : How does one recognize VB? Ask him to turn around!! How does one identify a person as being Harsha? Ask him to bend and look at his head How does on identify a person as being Amit ? Ask him to bend and look at his head. How does one not get confused between Harsha and Amit?? Ask one to speak in Tamil. If he can speak Tamil and it is horrible and mispronounced then that means he is......................................................................... ..................................................................... Amit!!!!! If he speaks something that he claims is Tamil then you know its Harsha!! How does one identify Vivek? Bring him in front of Balu and see if his left hand goes to his pocket!! Further conformation can be had from the sudden look of innocence on his face. How does one identify Sathya? If you suddenly see a badly singing hippo strolling around the office and upsetting tables and chairs you'll know its him.!!! How does one identify Mandai mani? Ask him to walk against a wall and see if he rebounds!! This provided he doesn't pinch you before that and says"Kurrrrrrrrrrr"!!! How does one identify Sriram? If you suddenly see a corpse walking around the office you'll know its him!! How does one recognize Kicha? Keep talking to him!! If there is absolutely no response or recognition then you know its Kicha! How does one recognize Kicha? Say the word SALE!! and if he jumps up and down you know its Kicha!! How does one recognize Irfan? If he speaks tamil, but his pronunciation and grammar would make Thiruvalluvar roll in his grave, you'll know its Irfan!! What do we do when you find Deepak suddenly missing ? No probs - just walk over to the nearest STD booth., he will be there. There was a serious of jokes recently on the web on the "Chicken crossing the road" and how different great personalities like Lincoln, Dickens etc would react to it. A slight modification to that and here is how the GTs would react to
Ajay : "Hmmmm..did it ? I am sure that it must have been for a damn good reason." Deepak :"Will he fit in my kitchen?" Harsha : "Chicken uh....looked like a crow to me!" Irfan : " Chickena jetty illama ooda uttaen!!" Kicha : " Oooiyyyyyoooo, chanssssssssaaaaaillae, what a crossing da! Sathya : " What?? A "kitchen" crossing the road? Where???!!" Siva :"Kurrrrr" Sriram :"The existence of the species of the chickens depended on the factor of their shifting their time and position co-ordinates through the width of the road. Hence.." VB : "Is it 2.34.30
P.M? yes I got it!! Generally chickens cross the Vivek :"Who knows? Who cares? Just let me at him!! |