THEORY ON LIFE, 1990

Life is hills and valleys;

increasing and decreasing zones;

With maximums and minimums,

points of inflection,

intercepts,

And even asymptotes.

Why is life this way?

This is how God planned it.

Each one of us, before birth,

was given an equation.

If only we knew our equations.

We'd then be able to predict our lives

with only one catch - learning calculus first!