The Files



Though a small number of humans have known about the Andrewoids since
they first arrived, these few individuals have been persecuted and eliminated
by the Andrewoids whenever they tried to warn the rest of humankind.

Only now, thanks to the Internet and some brave agents of "Humans United"
can the full story be told. These files speak for themselves.

It all started millions of years ago, but due to a simple error, the first earthly
creatures to be abducted and cloned were not humans at all. The subsequent
attempts to integrate the resultant Andrewoids into early human society
were not a success.
   

It was not until modern times that our planet drew attention to itself again with some big explosions in the 1940's. . . . . . ..


In an average sort of house in an ordinary sort of street on a nondescript sort of planet of a middling-sized star somewhere in the middle of the great spiral galaxy of Andyromeda.......

the school holidays have JUST BEGUN.........




So Junior shambled off and played "Masters of the Universe" for a little while, just long enough to create one not-very-good Andyroid. Unfortunately this was more than good enough to fool the humans who, in intergalactic terms, are not the brightest candles on the tree. Junior created humankind's arch-enemy, the arch-fiend - Archie Andrewoids!

This creation was immediately successful. During the 1950's an audience of some 15 million regularly sat by the wireless for their weekly brainwashing. Think about this rationally now - a huge audience sitting there to be "entertained" on the wireless by - a VENTRILOQUIST.

Did anyone see the lips moving?? The only possible explanation for this phenomenon is an inhuman one!
 

This early photo is the only proof anyone could need.
Taken secretly at a recruitment / indoctrination rally, this telling snapshot captures the fiend himself demonstrating gleefully to the entranced audience exactly how to manipulate the humans.
"gottla geer"
 









Here the arch-villain and his stooge smirk over their success. The latest recruit to their devilish ranks is a pure 14-year old girl who they will corrupt and transform into a she-devil which will soon be turned loose upon the helpless humans in the form of :-
 

Julie Andrewoids
 
Isn't she just too good to be true?
YES !!

This squeaky-clean yodelling nun has fooled millions of gullible humans. Very few have seen through this veneer of niceness, but take a look below at a frame from the film "The Sound of Musak", decoded to reveal a shocking sublimimal message.
   
 
The silhouette of
a MONSTER
 
Just a spoonful of sugar?

It's been all too easy for them. After all, how many people have actually read the book "Mary Poppins" ?

But some of us have, and some of us know only too well why chapter four was completely omitted from the film.The book was written by someone who had seen the terrible truth behind the nice magic. The book was an attempt to tell the world about........
the Andrewoids!

  
Chapter four is entitled: "Miss Lark's Andrew"
Here is an extract
  Now, Andrew led such a luxurious life that you might have thought that he was the Shah of Persia in disguise. He slept on a silk pillow in Miss Lark's room; he went by car to the Hairdresser's twice a week to be shampooed; he had cream for every meal and sometimes oysters, and he possessed four different overcoats with checks and stripes in different colours. Andrew's ordinary days were filled with the kind of things most people have only on birthdays. And when Andrew himself had a birthday, he had two candles on his cake for every year, instead of one.

The effect of all this was to make Andrew very much disliked in the neighbourhood. People used to laugh heartily when they saw Andrew sitting up in the back seat of Miss Lark's car on the way to the Hairdresser's, with the fur rug over his knees and his best coat on. And on the day when Miss Lark bought him two pairs of small leather boots so that he could go out in the Park wet or fine, everybody in the Lane came down to their front gates to watch him go by and to smile secretly behind their hands.

  
 

This writing must surely rank alongside Orwell's "Animal Farm" or "1984" in its prophetic power and political import. Anyone with a free mind will instantly recognise the thinly-veiled criticism of the ruling classes and the implicit threat of impending retribution by the downtrodden masses.

No wonder this had to be suppressed!

  


Fellow humans - you have been warned


The rest is up to you!
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