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THE HARD WORD
The hard word was definately not what
I expected it to be , what I heard and what I thought about the movie
before I saw it was it was a classical piece of Australian film , well I
wasn't just wrong I was way off the cliff . The majority of the actors and
actresses where from sad Australian television dramas such as , The story
of us , breakers and the pathetically boring
E street , the rest where Comedians
that had there own show and should of kept there asses on there own
show Scott Roberts (the director) should of known that
bad actor + bad actress multiplied by
a crappy drama = failure
Scott Roberts didn't really need to
spend 10 millions dollars per actor / actress for this movie he could of
easily walked down to Centerlink and found a whole que of actors and
actresses waiting to get paid a measely 12 dollars a week
but to sum this movie up into simple
english despite if some low gutter trash actors have trouble understanding
english this movie is about 3 bank robbers that don't actually rob
banks that always get let out buy the warden to steal money and some how
get double crossed by a worthless manipulative wanker ...... I mean banker
like this story line hasn't been done
before .
I rate this film get out the cheap
booze I wanna forget this crummy excuse for a movie
I would of rated it public exicution
number one ....but we don't actually have to kill it , its subliminally
shotty story line has all ready killed it self .
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Reported By : Rattatoe Sydney Australia  |
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TWO WEEKS NOTICE
OK I wish some one gave me two weeks
notice ....WARNING ME not to watch this Movie , There is nothing I despise
more than Romantic Comedies watching Hugh Grant Parading away like the
little wanker he is PISSES ME OFF , I believe the Americans have a word
for this and that word is
THE TOWNY .
How ever Sandra Bullocks role in it
was quite well done "with the exception of her acting skills " ,
repelling every thing Hugh Grant had to say but it all fell to pieces when
she decided to fall in love with the British Git .
Sandra Bullock had quite a large habit
of contradicting her self by firstly coming off as an environmentalist /
demonstator yet at the same time can wear beauty products such as shoes
clothes and make up all created out of
animals , secondly attempt to save the world but work for a man
whose looks on recycling as foreign language and thirdly she was prepared
and brought up in a world where you fought for what you believed was right
yet still she decided to fall in love with a man who wore shorts in the
winter time ...need I say more ?
And as for this movie being a comedy
well I thought Marlin Brando could get more laughs
walking down a street .
I rate this movie
do not pass go do not collect 100
dollars go directly to hell
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Reported By : Rattatoe Sydney Australia |
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BALLISTIC : ECKs VS SEVER "Let me kill myself, Dammit! This is
painful!" "No! I must go first! By the time that this movie was finished, I was ballistic myself. I mean, it's bad enough that the story was bad, but I wasted good, valuable money on this worthless piece of crap that I'm surprised that I fell for the trailers. I took my anger out on the cinema patrons, but after a while the police came by politely but firmly telling me NOT to throw the cinema manager out the window. I gave up and settled accounts with just breaking both his knee-caps in, because he was stupid enough to put this movie in his theatre. Honestly,I would've done a good thing for the world: one cinema manager down for a shotty movie, the rest will get the message. If not, the graveyard will be overcrowded soon enough by yours truly. Now, assassins are always a good way to attract audiences. We've had the pulse racing, adrenalin packed movie "The Jackal" that was good. We even had "The Bourne Identity" which was just as good. But in this one, the director, producer and actors all seem to have lost the plot. literally. From what I could gather among the gunshots and explosions is that two assassins, Banderas and Liu, are pited against eachother for no seeming purpose other than a annoying little metal bug that kills and a kid that was the smartest one of everyone by barely opening his mouth the whole way. There's a tale of vengence, a smattering of betrayal, a partnership to kill as many people as possible and a nice happy family re-union. And all this is happening with bullets running around and people frothing in the mouth! What the...?? Antonio Bandaras is hard enough to hear in other movies, but he's usually speaking at a bellow so that you can hear and understand him. He's good in comedies, and fairly good in action. But throughout this whole worthless piece of crap, I could'nt make out a single, coherent word he said. His character is meant to be down and out, but to mumble all the time?? It must be the wife and all her recent physical 'updates'.Ye gods, if I had to wake up to THAT everyday, I'd be down and depressed. Then comes Lucy Liu. She's smart, sexy looking with just enough of a glimer in her eye to say that she has a brain in her head, but that's about all I can say for her. She sucks as a assassin! All she was is "oh,I'm gonna kill you,blah,blah,blah...oh,and I have a nail polish at five o'clock. I'll be nice on her : I know that this girl has talents, but please : put the talents to good use. Blowing up a building is easy now. Children do it all the time, just for amusement to watch the teachers run and scream and make a big noise while they all cheer and chant "teacher go bada-boom! Teacher on fire! Teacher jumping up and down with big boobies! Hang on, miss is'nt a miss here! GET OUT OF HERE, BISHOP WHATSYOURNAME!". The director tried, and failed miserably, to make this movie somehwere as close as the Matrix. There is a very famous saying here "quit while your ahead or we kill you slowly by making you watch repetitions of the oprah winfery show." The world is a fine place, but with this movie in it, I'd rather look in a cesspool. This is so much of a insult to the intelligence of us, the audience. As the children keep shouting "Movie bad! Movie Bad!" I'm inclined to agree while I'm gutting the producer's guts out in the hope to sell them to rich freaks in Africa.I don't even ask what they do with em.... Rating : |
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THE TUXEDO Out of all the Jacky Chan movies this is far buy the worst, the fight scenes were unbelievably stupid and the cliché’s were nothing less than pathetic. I cannot believe I wasted 11 bucks to see this movie Jennifer Love Hewitt role was a waste of time no doubt the camera men were probably jerking off every time she walked on stage, This movie had the same similarities of a soft porn film, have absolutely no story and the same sleazy actresses that spell out the cheap word of sex. This movie had the potential to be good until about the point where Jacky Chan attempted to act probably the most Ironic thing about this movie is the fact that Jacky Chan’s role plays a guy that doesn't have a girlfriend but at the same time can give Jennifer Love Hewitt dating tips and the reasons why she doesn't have a boyfriend to give you a better idea what this movie is about Its about a third class taxi driver that should be banned from driving but because of the powers to be, fast speeding and lack of respect for human lives and American Laws he got a job as a shoffer for just another charismatic rich prick ( Hitler had charisma to ) who happened to own a suit that could do any thing ( this says a lot about his personality) so then finally after the rich prick got blown up buy a skate board passed his suit to Jacky Chan so he could save the day ( woohoo another hero like we haven't got enough all ready ) I rate this public execution number one |
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Reported By : Rattatoe Sydney Australia |
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BIGGIE AND TUPAC
This Movie totally discredits the
skill and talent of both Biggie and Tupac whilst they were still alive
, If you wanted to be technical and put the potatoes in one pile and
the tomatoes in another you would find this movie really isn't a
movie ITS A GOD DAMN DOCUMENTRY
Now not all documentarys are that
bad "Bowling for Columbine" was excellent and I won't dispute
that , and Boot Camp was just as good but the standard of
quality this movie gives
is just disgraceful . Now they
could of spent some money and get a proper camera man to film ,
rather than getting some
cheap skate of the street that had trouble working out how to turn the
on button on and kept pointing the camera in the wrong direction ,
they also could of gotten a better speaker, preferably an American
that knew what Hip hop and Rap was all about not just some bitch ass wanker that was 70 years old and was probally an illegal imigrant
I thought when I saw this movie on
the adds that there was going to be some acting skills
I was sadly mislead the only real
acting skills where the corrupt cops that they tried to interview and
the past movies that both Tupac and Biggie was in now there was some
good point about this movie , they did how ever play alot of rap in
there car radio and they did manage to play a whole Biggie and Tupac
song at the end , but other than that this movie really did suck big
time , I was wondering why there was only three people in the cinema when I saw this movie I found out
why ,
The truth is I am a hip hop and R & B fan. I love Eminem , I love Tupac and I like nearly all rap except for these fucked up boy and girl bands and Ja Rule but this movie was such a piece of crap I think some one should just shoot the man who made the film and all the people that were involved .
Getting back to the movie This
movie was basically about the murder of Biggie and Tupac
the corrupt cops involved and the
gang warfare between west coast and east coast
when actually if you listen to a
record from West coast then listen to a record from East coast
you will find no difference what
so ever .
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