DERRRRRR?!!!

Whaddup thugs. Mah name be DJ Numbnuts. I love ta dance. Mah favrit dancin is Riverdancin. I'm a fucking crackhead and so are mah friends.

Mah friends DJ Athiest and DJ Christ Lutheran love making brain pudding.

Here the kiddie pool bandit is waitin for his next victim to be thrown in the pool by DJ Chickenlegs.

I showed up right in time for the orgy. Eric Estrada told us stories of his C.H.I.P.'s days and he was very gentle.

Dis is my crack dealer, Grizzly Pete. I needed a fix but I didn't have any money. I was coughing up hairballs for weeks.

Me and this guy did an ounce of coke before this picture was taken. I was fucking rocked, mang. I am a virgin.

This guy wouldn't let me swim with him so I pissed in his fucking gas tank.

This pervert was luring kids into his tent with candy. I took two ecstacy pills and started Riverdancin to entertain the kids. The girl on the right is holding in a hit off a hookah.

This is my buddy, Sum Long Dong. He gave me some opium for some of my famous deep throat.

These are mah boys, DJ Ugly White Fuck and MC Gap Sweatshirt. Dey be hardcore.

Aww snap. Hangin 10 wit mah surf ninja friends.

I'm about to hang 4 after I get these nooses tied.

Grizzelda bought the very first DJ Numbnuts action figure. You can get it at Toys R Us for 1 vile of acid.

Dis is mah apprentice, DJ Foreskin. He's not as good at Riverdancin as I am but we still make sweet luv together. Here we are at the butt mustard shop about to buy some shit for our bungs.

Dis is MC Piss Stains. We ain't Riverdancin in this picture. We just really had to piss while we was waitin fo da bus.