I FUCKING HATE HIPPIES!!!

Hippies smell bad and they never shower. All they do is listen to Grateful Dead, drop acid, and work at the local head shop. More importantly, they love exercising their right to protest because they don't have anything better to do with their menial lives.

This portly bitch is apparently protesting Dan Rather.

ROLL CALL: Officer #1, Check. Officer #2, Check. Balding Hippie Pussy, Check. Officer #3, Check

At least she did her research by eating ho-ho's, cupcakes, and vaginas.

You got that right. Even the creepy vampire agrees.

Ninjas breakdancing for peace.

Bull dykes with bullhorns. I want to bullwhip the bullshit out of them.

Is this a hippie or Simon from Castlevania.

Communists Eat Babies. A family oriented Chinese restaurant coming to a neighborhood near you.

Danny DeVito loves playing in the mud and biting ankles.

Good idea dipshit.

Who are you kidding? You'd still eat cookies regardless of war.

Congratulations! You've accomplished nothing in your lives.

Feed me Big Mac's! Protesting all day would make any manitee hungry.

Hell yes! This is my kind of protesting!

Get a job.

It's socially acceptable for TreeMen to hold hands before the ritualistic anal devirginizing.

Porkchop queen agrees. She embedded the arrow in the moron's skull.

Aww, how cute! There is no Santa.

Socialists love protesting and gravy.

Get off the slopes, rookie!

All the peace in the world can't prevent saggy boobs.

Umm, no. It was me who did that to you. You might want to get checked for Hepatitis too.

For the love of god, the tree didn't do anything.

King of Kabuki Queers and the Bearded Princess think protestors should be pret-a-porte.

The only thing we love more than protesting is our cool North Face jackets.

Ninja mom watches over her flock.

Captain pudding uses the Jedi Mind Trick to remove the Sea Hag's shirt.

That's more like it. If everytime I masturbated, I would protest an issue, then I would become a politician.

Mudboobs requires doughnuts.

Ummm, I guess the Litter Protest is tomorrow.

These are the ugliest lesbians I've ever seen. Go back to Lilith Fair.

The overbite princess likes mud and cabbage on her head.