I FUCKING LOVE GETTING BONERS!!!

I fucking love getting boners. They are sweet. I also like pictures of girls that give me boners, not in first person of course but I'm working on that. Here are some pictures of boner-inducing women. If you think you have what it takes to give me boners, please send me your picture and I might put it on my site. Even if I don't put your picture on my site, you can still be sure that your picture made me ruin another keyboard.

Ratings:

1Horny Sigismund - uglier than a bulldog eating mayonnaise

5 Horny Sigismunds - hotter than a pornstar in a popsicle eating contest

Entrants:

4 1/2
Hell yeah. I just ruined another keyboard.

5
She seems nice. Personality is important. I would use her shit for toothpaste.

4

Look at this specimen folks. I could use that ass for a pillow. I would poke her ass so hard that my weiner would pop out of her throat.

3.5

Some people might question why I gave Britney a 3.5. Granted, she is unbelievable, but if she wasn't famous, she'd be: a waitress in Louisiana, 30 lbs. heavier, have permed hair with huge bangs, and date a guy with 2 middle names, like Jimmy Bob Chester McDaniel, who used to play football in high school but now he does landscaping.

5

Special delivery. Woooo, she's holding my package. Does that mean I scored? Who cares. If you've ever seen a better ass, please let me know.

4

This girl looks like she's doing a casting call for a porno. Good luck on your new career you fucking skank. I'd still pop you though.

3.5

How did she know I was naughty. I did end up going to her room. But waiting for me was a guy dressed up in all leather like "The Machine" in 8mm with Nick Cage. We had a knife fight but later became best of friends. Nick Cage fucking sucks.

3

This may look intriguing, but I guarantee her face would kill a horse. She just wears this shirt to distract attention away from her Swamp Thing mug.

4

Getting a good whiff, boy? That's my dog, Gustav. I gave this fox a rating of 4 because she's holding my weiner.

5

Yum, I love Asian Cuisine. She reminds me of the time I went to Seoul to stock up on opium. I walk into this whore house, and 20 girls looking exactly like her were having a group orgy. But I was really tired from my trip, so I went home and took a nap. When I awoke, I watched some scrambled porn on my hotel TV. It was the best vacation ever.

5

Fucking Christ! Look at those come hither eyes. I'd like to come in her hither. That makes no sense. But I look at hot bitches all day, so I still win. She is fucking bangin'.

5

2 for 1 sale at Hoe's R Us. It looks like 4 jellyfish are escaping for freedom. They put the Y in SEXY. That doesn't make sense at all, but I bet they'd do me for coke. Sluts fucking love white powder.

5

Look at this hot slut. I guarantee the carpet doesn't match the drapes. On second thought, there probably isn't any carpet on this specimen. I fucking love bare berginers.

4

19 year old coed, Caressa McCock, makes me wish I was in college. I went to this college party once. I never saw so many berginers before. Unfortunately, I took 5 rolls of ecstasy that night so my dinky was as soft as playdoh.

3

I fucking hate cats. They always ruin good pics just like I always ruin keyboards.

4

Could you get me the shirt on the very top rack? No, just a little higher. I'd like to stick my cane in her.