I FUCKING HATE MY SLUT ASS MOM!!!

My mom is a fucking slut. One time I saw her hooking in the Red Light District of Krakow when I was selling GHB. Then she got on a bus with the entire Croatian National Basketball Team. She must've fainted because I was looking through the window and I saw her fall on her knees right when she got on the bus. But I think she was alright because the entire basketball team got out of their seats to help her. I don't know why nobody on the team was wearing pants though. I fucking hate Croatians.

Here she is in her diseased glory. She accepts all major credit cards or cigarettes as payment for her services.