I FUCKING HATE OLD NEWS!!!

7-6-03: I fucking lost my virginity to a hooker this weekend. I am now a man.....and I now have crabs.

6-19-03: I met this kid over the weekend named DJ Numbnuts. He fucking sucks. He has as much self-esteem as a fat girl with braces.

5-30-03: I finally got 500 hits, even though the counter is biased and doesn't record IP addresses. Who cares? So what if I sit here every night and hit 'refresh' over and over again? You still can't fuck with me.

5-30-03: I am going to marry Eliza Dushku.

5-28-03: I fucking finally have 'fuck' in this webpage over 100 fucking times.

5-28-03: I fucking finally got my first hate mail. It's about time all you pussies get offended. Chances are, I fucking hate you, unless you are a fat chick, then you should send me your phone number, otherwise send me a fucking hate mail so I can tear into you like johns do to my mom.

5-26-03: I got fucking shit-canned wasted this weekend. I decided that I fucking love drinking