I FUCKING LOVE MY PETS!!!

My pets fucking own.

This is either my pet monkey or my grandfather. Regardless he loves throwing poo after reading the Wall Street Journal.

This is my pet horse. One time I caught him in bed giving it to my mom fillie-style.

This is my pet Chinchilla. He is being held by my dad, Gorvest, who had just finished finger-banging my mom's rectum. Rectum? Damn near killed him.

This is my pet cat named Rover. Cat + Condom + Uncut heroine + Trainyard = Instant drug smuggling operation.

This is my pet goat Marciano. I am training him to be a boxer. He can only fight old women, but someday he'll make it in the circuit.

This is my pet dog Mittens. He replaced the drummer for Def Leppard after the dude lost his arm. He can really rock it out.