I FUCKING HATE POLAND!!!

I fucking hate Poland. If it wasn't for Poland's spectacular transportation/living standards, I would move to America as fast as you can say "What up dogg." Poland is like 3000 years old and it smells like urine. I think like 1000 years ago when Jesus gave his Sermon in Warsaw, we became a nation. Since then, nothing really cool has happened here except for this one time when I saw 2 girls making out on a bench at my train station.

Here is my piece of shit trainyard in which I call home. It reeks of cheap vodka and socialism.

This is the home of Sigismund the Great. No other Polish orphan gets as much play as this mac daddy pimp ass jigga.

Here is the daily pro-homosexuality parade. It's just like seeing a parade at EuroDisney except these guys fight back when you kick them in the balls.

These are the only two ninjas in Poland. Notice the saddlebags and kitchen utensils used for optimal weight-training techniques. They are no match for .32 I bought off of a gypsy.

Here the Polish ninjas demonstrate the fatal Polish Kabob of death.

Poland is full of hot chicks.