I FUCKING HATE RAP!!!

I fucking hate rap. For the past 5-7 years, rap has fucking sucked. I'd rather listen to my mom slurp cock. Every beat sounds the fucking same, but people keep buying the shitty albums. Let's analyze rap. Ok, first you need beats. Since every rap song uses the same shitty beats, this part takes care of itself. Now, let's add lyrics. Half the time, the shit doesn't even rhyme. If you take away the cheap beats, all you have is really shitty poetry. Rap is nothing more than a medium for expression. So why has rap progressively gotten worse? Simple, it's easy for drunk girls to dance to. And who likes to dance with drunk girls? Well, drunk guys of course. Talk about a target market. Now, I'm not saying I hate all rap. Well, yeah I am. Although, I do like Jurassic 5, Black Eyed Peas, Pharcyde, and WuTang. Guess why, because they don't act like fucking idiots in their videos. Wow, look at Nelly's car. Gee whiz, Jay Z drinks Cristal. Holy cow, 50 cent has sluts in his video. Who the fuck cares. It's been done. Try being original. I wish I could see a video with Run DMC, Slick Rick, and Afrika Bambaataa kicking the shit out of the following: 50 cent, Ja Rule, Jay Z, Nelly, and Ja Rule. Slick Rick is a fucking pimp.

50 cents pre-19th century

50 cent post-20th century

Saweeeet dude. This guy has initimidation written all over his Foakleys.

Who?

Fuck yeah, rappers who like killing people just like the days of NWA

Puff Daddy is from the streets, now the only thing from the streets are his prostitutes.

MC Powder Blue Jumpsuit serenades his hoes on the beach.

If ugliness was parallel to talent, this guy would be platinum plus yo.

MC Robocup can rhyme in binary and ASCII language.

Who could forget Marky Mark? Record buyers.

MC Douchebag practices his rhymes in his mom's basement.