I FUCKING HATE REDNECKS!!!

For those of you dipfucks out there who don't know what rednecks are,

The redneck, upper class society's mortal enemy.

Hmmm, I think I've blown my load on Big Beaver Road before. Hey that rhymed. Go to hell, Nelly. I want to stab that guy in the knee with a fork. That would be a pretty big bandaid, but at least it would match the one on his cheek.

Sailing to freedom while hoisting the Stars and Bars. The Civil War is over you dopplegangers.

Hey, get your own Redneck Car Alarm. Available at all Kmart, Walgreens, Tru Value, and Saks Fifth Avenue stores.

Fishgums Murphy scares Sigismund in his sleep. He is in lock up now for trying to breed a pig with a dog....then taking pictures of the process and putting them on the internet. It's a very classy and well-done pictorial, except in the last couple of pics when Fishgums joins in.

This one is just too easy. I once saw that very same brandy snifter, except it wasn't filled with liquor. It was filled to the brim with LSD and a dead baby floating inside.

Well spank my ass and call me cornbread. If it ain't Bobby Sue, owner of the Red Neck Haven. Nice BlueBlocker clip on for your glasses.

HVAC is a large redneck industry. Almost as large as my weiner when I see stiff nipples.

Hey mah, we're gunner eat fer weeks.

This kid probably isn't a redneck because he's too fucking cool. Wait I think that was me as a boy. I was such a pimp back then. Now I do drugs and drink and bone prostitutes. One point for Sigismund.

Flabatha summons the Cult of the Dead Swine to write on her clothing she bought from Sam's Club. There is enough fat in those arms to feed Marlon Brando for about 2 days.

Twiddly Jo gives blowjobs in the backseat of her '70 Corvair.

Twiddly Jo is also an entreprenuer.

Ahh, nothing like father's bonding with their sons. "Look out, it's comin' raught far us." I wish my dad you've taught me how to use a gun. That way I could keep everyone away from my stash...I mean mustache.

Yeah, whats up now. Yeah, that joke was stolen for Sealab 2021. What are you going to do about it.