Eversummer Eve Fanfic Thing By Amanda, aka Snow Moon, aka Rivvi Eve... whatever. Notes: This was so fun to write. Everyone is completely out of character, including myself, oddly. I'm not sure when and where it takes place... I think it's in that place just outside the plotline... you know. Omake/Fanfic world. (^^) Griffin: (slams fist on the table) That's it!! This is unacceptable!! Libra: (looks up, startled) What's unacceptable? Griffin: I'm practically the main character! Look at me! I'm cute, optimistic, and completely incompitent at times! Libra: And that's what's so unacceptable? Griffin: Yes! I mean, no! I mean... How can the masses not love me, adoring my every word and hanging on it like they do my brother's or that weird Amadan guy's?! Libra: Well, that's obvious. They have prettier hair, of course. Griffin: .................. Libra: What? Stop looking at me like that! It's true! Griffin: Argh... it's completely unfair! I'm the adorbaly lovable one! Alasdair's cold and anti-social, and Amadan... well, let's not get into that. But still! I want a big mob of blood-thirsty fans. (pouts cutely, just to make a point) Libra: Hey, I'm not that popular, either, and you don't see me whining about it! But good luck. (laughs) You're going to need it! Griffin: Hah! That's what you think! (stands up and storms out the door) Libra: Maybe I should follow and make sure he doesn't end up in trouble... (gets up to follow Griffin) (later, Griffin is jumping from rooftop to rooftop, ala Spiderman, looking for fans and humming.) Griffin: This is the life! But how am I going to find fans from the roof? (he pauses, then laughs at himself) Well! Maybe I should try passing out fliers or something! Libra: (a few rooftops away) What a moron... (a few minutes later, Griffin is standing on the corner, passing out fliers advertising himself as the favorite character. People are taking the fliers around the corner and throwing them away, but Griffin doesn't notice.) Griffin: Yes! At this rate, I'll have all the fans! I'm the best, people! It's me, me, MEEE!! (Libra is watching from a near-by alley) Libra: Oh, man.... he's getting worse... (Alasdair walks around the corner and sees Griffin.) Alasdair: Hey, Griffin! What're you doing? Griffin: You!! (glares at Alasdair) You're the one who waltzed in and stole all my fans!! Alasdair: Huh...? Um, I'm your brother, remember? And what would I want with a bunch of fans? Just because I'm wearing a coat all the time doesn't mean I'm too hot or anything... Griffin: NOT THAT KIND OF FANS YOU BIG BABOON!!! Alasdair: .............. Griffin: Fanatics!! You know!! People who adore the ground you bleed on!! Alasdair: .............. Griffin: I want my fans back!!! Alasdiar: .............. Did you just call me a baboon? Griffin: GRRRRAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Alasdair: Seriously, Griff. You're not going to get any fans that way. Not in this dimension, anyway. I mean, even if Amadan told people to like you, you wouldn't have as many as me. Griffin: Don't you have anything better to do than harrass me all day?! Alasdair: Hmm..... Actually.... no. Griffin: GRRRRAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Alasdair: Well, don't worry, little bro. I'll take you under my wing and teach you how to be cool and mysterious, just like me! Griffin: I don't want to be just like you! You tried to kill me, and then you took all my fans away! You're the worst brother in the world! (begins to cry) Alasdair: Aww, don't cry, Griffy. It's okay, I'm sure you have some fans out there somwhere. Griffin: Oh yeah?! Where?! Alasdair: Umm.... I think... Amadan knows! Yeah... heheh... Griffin: (perks up) Oh, all right then! (begins to yell as loud as he possibly can) AMADAN!!! GET YOUR PRETTY LITTLE PONYTAIL OUT HERE RIGHT NOW AND SHOW ME MY FANS!!!! Amadan: (clears throat) you don't have to yell. I'm right behind you. Griffin: (spins around, laughing) Oh! Sorry! Anyway, Alasdair says that you know where my fans are. Please take me there!! I'll do anything!! I'll be your slave for life!! (throws himself at Amadan's feet and begins to grovel) Amadan: ............. Well! If you put it that way, all right! Griffin: Yay! (stands up) Take me there! Amadan: All right, all right! Libra: Hey! Just you wait!! Griffin: Libra? Why are you here. Did you wanna see my pretty fliers? Libra: No, Griffin. I followed you because you're completely incompitent at times. Griffin: Hey! Libra: You said it first! Griffin: I know, but I couldn't just let you say that. Amadan: ...Griffin, you don't have to be my slave for life, by the way. Griffin: Um, all righty. (w00t, free fans!) Can we go now? Amadan: Of course. Just give me a second. (There's a flash of light, and our heroes find themselves standing in a living room where a girl is typing at one of two computers. She is caught up in what she's doing and doesn't notice them.) Libra: ... That was a strange feeling. Alasdair: Where are we? Griffin: More impotantly, where are my fans? Alasdair and Libra: ................... Amadan: (walks up to the girl and taps her on the shoulder) We're here! Girl: Amadan! Wai! I can't believe it's really you!! (suddenly notices everyone else and gives a fangirlish squeal of glee) WAAAIIII!!! It's you, it's you! It's really you!! (does a flying-tackle-glomp... thing to Griffin) Hi my name is Amanda and I love you 'cause you're the best and I'm even writing a fanfic where I get to meet you and I'm writing it right now and I'm meet you right now and this is the best day in my entire entire life ever!! Waaaii!! Griffin: (gets over the initial shock of being flying-tackle-glomped and grins, pointing at Amanda) Look, a fan! Alasdair: ......... So we see. Libra: She's over-doing it a bit, isn't she? Amanda: I love you!! Griffin: Could you let go? I'm having trouble with my lungs... Amanda: I'm sorry! (release Griffen and begins to jump up and down, squealing in happiness) I just love you soooooo much!! Griffin: (^^) Amanda: YOU USED THE SMILEY!!!! (glomps him again) Griffin: ................. Amanda: (lets go) What should we do now? Griffin: Um, I don't know... where are the rest of my fans? Amanda: Um, I don't know. My sister reads the comic, but I think she likes gloomy old Alasdair the best. (rolls eyes) You are SO much cooler, Griffin. Griffin: (beams, but is careful not to use the face in fear of being re-glomped) Alasdair: Hey, I'm not gloomy or old! Amanda: Dude, you so are. I mean, you tried to kill the Griff-man. Definately NOT cool. Alasdair: That wasn't my fault!! Entirely. Amanda: (sighs) Well, all right... I know... But you're still not my favorite! Alasdair: Second favorite? Amanda: So Amadan. Alasdair: Third? Amanda: Libra! Alasdair: ... Fourth? Amanda: Okay, that's about right. Alasdair: Why?! Amanda: Well, lots of reasons. You're a victim of a spell, for one. I mean, Griffin, Amadan, and Libra have cool magic stuff, and you fall prey to it. And you're completely not happy ever, unless you're on some kind of weird adrenaline high. Ten points for pretty hair, though! Griffin: .......... Libra: Told ya so. Amanda: Eeek! I just have to huggle you ALL!!! (does so, even to Alasdair) There. Now that that's out of my system, who wants to go out for pizza? (^^) Griffin: I do! Amadan: All right. I worked up an appetite when I brought everyone here... Libra: Sounds good! Alasdair: .... Who's paying? Amanda: Ah, don't worry, it's my story and I say it's free. Alasdair: All right, then. (^^) Amanda: YOU USED THE SMILEY!!!! (glomps Alasdair) Alasdair: ............ Amanda (lets go) To the pizza store!!! (later, everyone is eating pizza at a small resturaunt.) Amanda: (giggles) I love this stuff! Amadan: It's great! (bites into a really big slice) Amanda: You know, if you moved the N in my name to the last letter, We'd have the same name. Amadan: .......... (can't answer because he's too polite to talk with his mouth full) Amanda: (can't stop giggling) Griffin: (is very satisfied with his new-found fangirl) Libra: (is very satisfied with her new-found pizza) Alasdair: (wonders why he's here, but eats the free pizza anyway) Amanda: Waiii! Epilouge: Everyone had a great time at Amanda's dimension, but they had to go home because she couldn't hide them all in her closet from her sister and parents all the time. They just wouldn't fit. But Amadan gave her a collection of cute, magical plushies, one of every person who had ever made an appearance in Eversummer Eve that would act out the comic whenever she said the magic words, which were, "Sweet Mother of Jumpie!!" Griffin was sad to leave behind one of his only fans, but he had to anyway because she told him if he didn't finish the comic, she was going to change her favorite character forever. Libra wanted to take Amanda with them, but ahe couldn't go because she had to do her chores. Alasdair was okay with leaving her behind because frankly, she gave him a headache. And Amanda lived happily ever after with her plushies, and eventually got rich and famous for her fantastic fiction. The end! This fanfic is copyright © 2002 Amanda Lawrence. Eversummer Eve and all the characters (minus Amanda, who is real anyway and therefore copyright... umm... I dunno, my parents?) are copyright © Denise Jones. All rights reserved.