Jane Blond

Paul Looks - 6/10    Come on Pam, what can you see in that face?! Wrestling - N/A    I image it's quite difficult to wrestle in that costume. Charisma - 7/10    It's a nice entrance video, and I hear that the constant Bond references are amusing at best, so I'll give her something here for the heck of it.  I think 7 may be aiming a little high though. Overall - N/A    The thought of this character can't help but to leave me shaken, not stirred.  Yes, that was lame, but for what I hear, so are most of hers. Pam Looks - 9.5/10     Jane Blond is double-o sexy! She would have got a 10, except the only person who is deserving of a 10 in this category is the Disciplinarian (sorry Jane). There's something wrong with Paul and Nathan here, I mean, come on, Jane Blond is hot. She's a sophisticated beauty, so I guess that's where they're confused--if they don't see a lot of boob, they're not interested. Plus she wrestles in a black cat suit, what more could you ask for? Wrestling - 9.5/10      Well, I've finally seen her wrestle, and to say the least, I was not impressed. That's why I bumped her up to a 9.5. Charisma - 10/10      After seeing her entrance into the ring, I have come to the conclusion that Jane Blond is freaking amazing! I'm a sucker for anyone who does an army roll when walking to the ring. Plus she always does that pointing thing that just puts her over the top! Overall - 9.5/10      Another very high mark, but I definitely think Jane Blond deserves it. Jane Blond (shouldn't it be "Blonde" if she's British?) is so great, and even though she sucks and looks like a man, I love her. In fact, we came to the conclusion that there are only two things in the world Jane Blond can seduce: the ropes of the ring, and me! Yet another reason why Jane Blond is amazing (another one you ask? That can't be true, since she is already SOOO incredible!): she responded to my e-mail, and that makes her incredibly fabulous in my books!!! Keep it up Jane, you're almost as good as the Disciplinarian! Nathan Looks - 6/10       Sorry Pam, but she just doesn't do it for me.  Especially the second picture.  Is she trying to be seductive and sexy because it's just not working. Wrestling - 6/10        As Pam says, she's a sophisticated woman, and I don't think that a sophisticated woman could do good in the wrong.  The dress and the jewelery would get in the way.  Charisma - 8/10       Her intro was interesting enough.  She blows a guy up, and it was a little movie on its own.  So what if she's just a female rip off of James Bond.  And the thing is, WOW doesn't even try to cover it up.  That's what makes WOW so good. Overall - 6/10       I need to see more of her to make a better judgement, so we'll see at the ppv.  For Pam's sake, I hope she's good, but I have my doubts.  So we'll just have to see. Steve Looks - 7/10     I suppose Jane Blonde is alright, but there's something about her mouth that bugs me when she's talking. Wrestling - 6/10     Anybody who's finisher is a missile dropkick isn't that great. Especially considering Jungle Grill does it better. It seems that every time Blonde tries to do a cool move, it looks like she screws up royally. Charisma - 9/10     She's the master of the perfectly choreographed entrance. I wonder what would happen if she tripped on the way to the ring - you think she would stand there, looking like a lost child in the shopping mall? However, her entrance video is hella-cool (come on, she blows a person up with a bomb! Is that legal?!), and her theme song is catchy, despite being a blatant rip-off of the Bond theme. Her catchphrases, although also rather close to copyright infringement, are amusing. After all, she is Double-Oh-Heaven, and she has a License to Thrill. Overall - 7/10     With a character almost as cheesy as Tanja, Warrior Woman, things aren't going to go anywhere fast for Jane Blonde. Perhaps is WOW brings in somebody to be an evil mastermind to her to feud with? I dunno. As a hell James Bond, she just doesn't cut the mustard. You can't portray Bond and be evil. It just doesn't work.