Jungle Grrrl

Paul Looks - 6/10    I need to follow all of the jungle survival tactics to look at Jugnle Grrrl for too long.  Think that's real animal she's wearing? Wrestling - 7/10    Well, she's not boring to watch at least, though nothing special can be said here.  I must say, it's a little bit annoying to have a rivalry about who has the best splash in wrestling, when really, neither of them are that good. Charisma - 7/10    Jungle Grrrl has some microphone skills, but doesn't stay with her character enough I feel, besides the usual references about the laws of the jungle. Overall - 6.5/10    I can't say much bad about Jungle Grrrl, but then, I can't say anything great about her either.  The push she's getting seems to be a deserving one. Pam Looks - 6.5/10    I guess she's looking pretty good for a jungle girl. One question though, if she lived in the jungle, why are her teeth so damn perfect? If I were to live in the jungle, my whole life, I bet my teeth would be all yellow and jagged....that is, if I had any teeth left. Wrestling - 8/10    As much as I hate to admit it, Jungle Grrrl (that's grrrl with three "r"'s) is a pretty good wrestler, and she definitely showed it at the ppv when she smoked Beckie from a ladder! Charisma - 5/10     She seems kind of fake, and why is she so articulate if she's from the jungle? So many questions, so few answers. Overall - 5/10     She's too over the top, and I don't like that in my women wrestlers. That, and she puts too much stock in her splash, which leads me to believe she's a one dimensional character. Nathan Looks - 5/10       A little on the scary side, even though I'm sure that's what she's going for, because she's a wild jungle girl.  Pam may like her women exotic, but I don't like them this exotic.  Well, if Jungle Grrrl was naturally more attractive, then sure. Wrestling - 7/10        She has to be some good if she can go up against Beckie in a splash match.  And she beat up some body, but I think it was one of the Asian Invasion, and that's not saying much about Jungle Grrrl. Charisma - 8/10        One of the better people on the mic.  Sure she is too articulate for a Jungle Gal, but she's a lot better actor than some of the other wrestlers I've seen.  She can actually do some acting, and brings some interest, if any, to the splash match. Overall - 4/10       I don't like Jungle Grrrl that much, and since I don't have a good reason to give Jungle Grrrl such a low mark, I'll just do what I damned well feel like. Steve Looks - 6/10     Jungle Grill, although trying to look different by wearing leopard skin, sort of blends in with people like Boom Boom and Paradise. Also, she isn't stunningly attractive, but she isn't a hideous gargoyle like Selina Majors either. Wrestling - 10/10     The best damn wrestler in WOW. Her high-flying tactics are evident. Her splash is a thing of beauty (well...not really, but compared to Beckie's it is), she does that cool Benoit-esque diving headbutt, and her missile dropkick puts Jane Blonde's to shame. She leapt nearly the whole distance of the ring when she nailed Lotus with the missile dropkick a couple weeks ago. Also, she's a pretty good mat wrestler, mixing the standard fare of slams and suplexes with some jaw-dropping power moves, such as the Pumphandle Slam. That's one move I thought I'd never see in WOW, but Jungle Grill proved me wrong. Charisma - 7/10     She fairly decent on the mic. However, she should come out with some wild animal friends or something, making it seems like she's more of a Queen of the Jungle or something. Her one comment about Beckie being a game of dominoes was odd. I didn't know they had dominoes in the jungle. How would she learn how to play dominoes, even if she had some? Monkeys? Strange. Overall - 8/10     Jungle Grill gets an 8 because even though she's the best wrestler in WOW, her look and attitude need some work. Byy the way, if you're wondering why I've been calling her Jungle Grill, it's because of the episode of the Simpson's where the family goes to the Smapron Convention. Homer picked out an apron called Grrrl Power, with lots of flowers and peacer signs and girly stuff, but Homer read it as "Grill Power." Thus, Jungle Grrrl is Jungle Grill. OK?