Lana

Paul

Looks - 9.5/10
    Mmmmmmmmm ... Lana. Long blonde hair, sexy attire, and a cowboy hat to boot. And um ... some other assets as well. The only reason for not scoring the perfect 10 here (no Terri Gold pun intended) is because of those boots.

Wrestling - 5/10
   Pretty she may be, but a wrestler Lana ain't. It must be really tought for the other wrestlers to sell those mirror shots and make them look like they're actually painful.

Charisma - 9/10
   She's got the perfect Hollywood cocky attitude befitting of her character. The ditziness just adds to her character. May not be the best actor around, but she's got entertainment value!

Overall - 8.5/10
   Her wrestling skills leave much to be desired, but as male wrestling has already proven, sometimes you don't need skills if you have an attitude.

Pam

Looks - 8/10
    Damn girl, put that away! The first picture's not that bad, I mean, sure it's a little slutty, but at least she doesn't look like a full fledged hooker. Then we get to that second picture, and I've got good money that says she couldn't possibly get her boobs up any higher than that. Despite the fact that she's such a slut, I still have to say that in context, Lana Star is fairly attractive.

Wrestling - 4/10
     Watching her try to wrestle is as hard as it is to make positive comments about Athena. I actually feel bad for Lana because she pretty well makes a fool of herself everytime she enters the ring.

Charisma - 8.5/10
     Being one of the worst actors in WOW definitely hindered Lana's mark in this category. Without a doubt, she adds a high entertainment value when she's on screen, but her acting (and I use the term loosely) leaves a lot to be desired. Her Christmas special put her over the top, I mean, she had the guts to make fun of Bronco, Thug, and Hammerin' Heather! That was one great episode!

Overall - 7.5/10
      I like Lana Star, but there's something about her voice that creeps me out (can you say "porn star"?). I think her level of enthusiasm is what grants her such a good mark.

Nathan

Looks - 8/10
      She has a nice body, but I don't like that porn star face of hers. It turns me off, and her voice. and plus, this second picture, her face is incredibly more nasty than normal. But she still gets a good mark here anyways, because who looks at the face?

Wrestling - 6/10
      Sure, she can't wrestle all that well, but she's fantastic at the mirror shots she does. Just look at Randi Rah Rah, she got a piece of mirror in her eye! And plus, she also uses hairspray, and sprays it in people's eyes. Damn she's dirty.

Charisma - 7/10
       Not bad, but she brings her porn acting skills into WOW, so you know it's going to be hilarious when she opens her mouth. But the problem is that her voice is very whiny, and it gets on your nerves fairly easily.

Overall - 8/10
      I like Lana enough to give her an 8. She has a nice body, and some good gimmicks. She also cut off Ice Cold's hair, and that was pretty sweet. But Ice Cold will make sure that Lana feels the chill.

Steve

Looks - 10/10
    She's the Trish Stratus of WOW, right down to the cowboy hat. There's a reason why Lana Star is the first thing you see on the WOW website (that's wowe.com, fans). She is that damn good. When placed next to people like Patti Pizzazz, you only appreciate Lana further. When compared to me other perfect score, Sandy (who looks good in a somewhat cute, good-girl way), Lana can be considered rather porneriffic (especially in those swimsuit pics). Thus, earning her the nickname Lana "Porn" Star. But hey, it's not my job to knock what somebody does for a living.

Wrestling - 7/10
    Yes, I know that Lana isn't a great mat technician. Nor is she an aerial acrobat. Her finisher is a bulldog, for crying out loud. Despite these shortcomings, Lana Star still rules. I mean, she kicked Roxy Powers' ass, and Roxy is supposed to be the Ultimate Fighting Machine or the Real Athlete or something like that. That automatically makes you good. That's like somebody beating the "Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman in a hardcore match - it means you kicked some ass. Also, she doesn't have to wrestle anyways. Being the top heel, she cheats to win. Whether it's by means of the MIRROR SMASH OF ULTIMATE DOOM, of the BURNING HAIRSPRAY OF IMPENDING DEMISE, Lana gets the job done. I bet she has one of the better win-loss records in WOW to boot.

Charisma - 9/10
    I love Lana Star's gimmick. When I backyard wrestle in the MWF, I go by the name of "Hollywood" Steve McCutchen. I act all cocky and confident, I cheat to win, I make lots of references to Hollywood and movies and whatnot. Also like Lana Star, I'm the top heel in the MWF. I even had my own Patti Pizzazz, as Paul was my Hollywood Agent, going by the name Dr. Mojo. However, Paul could kick Patti's ass, in terms of wrestling ability AND charisma. When I see Lana Star, I can't help to like her because she uses my exact same gimmick. And she's pretty damn good at doing it too.

Overall - 9/10
   Lana would have got a perfect score had her wrestling mark been a touch better. But her skills (or lack thereof) aside, it's no secret that Lana Star is the top cat in WOW. Her likeness adornes the WOW website (once again, that's wowe.com - log on today!), she gets the most TV time out of anybody in WOW, and she wins a lot of matches. Does she have what it takes to win the World Title one day? I'd say hell yeah.