Selina

Paul

Looks - 4/10
   That is one UGLY swimsuit. Selina just totally turns me off in every way. I can't get the burning image of her wearing overalls with a hole in the crotch out of my head. I think the Sally show helps out with things like this.

Wrestling - 8/10
   I can't stand Selina as a character, but I'll give her credit where it's due. She can put on a good match, and has some good mat skills as well as brawling skills.

Charisma - 5/10
   I won't put Selina down as a hard worker, but if I hear, "Thug, I'm gonna kick yo fat ass" again, I'm going to scream.

Overall - 4/10
   Say what you will about her work ethic, because I understand it's really good. But I can't appreciate her character at all. I'm just entertained by watching her battle Thug constantly.

Pam

Looks - 0/10
   That's right, I gave her a zero! Some of you may think that's kind of harsh, but look at her! Damn, that's a lot of ugly for one person! I should give her credit though for finding the most blinding shade of blue known to man for her swimsuit. It's almost hypnotic if you stare at it too long. Somebody should inform Selina that it is no longer the eighties, and that maybe it's time she got her hair cut. Just an idea, but then maybe she'd look a little less like trailer trash....

Wrestling - 2/10
   Unlike Paul, I'm not a big enough person to admit she's a good wrestler. Any respect I might have had for her wrasslin' ability was lost when she was hit by the pool cue, landed on Thug for the pin, and then claimed that it was a good match and that she won fair and square. If that's a win to be proud of, then Athena's the hottest wrestler in WOW (I'm sorry, but I can't get enough of making fun of Athena!).

Charisma - 3/10
   She got a couple extra marks here because she got all bloody at the pay-per-view and then went crazy on Terri Gold's a**. I have to disagree with the people who say blood doesn't belong in women's wrestling...that is, as long as Selina's the one who's getting smoked.

Overall - 0/10
    I haven't slept for a month because I've got a picture of her and that god aweful smile imbedded in my mind's eye, and frankly, I'm afraid to shut my eyes as a result. But I do have to give her credit for having one of the best maintained mullets I've seen in a long time. I'm sorry, but Selina, the Real Deal you are not. Somebody shoot her and put her (me) out of her (my) misery.

Nathan

Looks - 1/10
     She basically yells out, "Look at me! I'm the biggest piece of Trailer Park Trash ya'll ever see in ya life!" Especially when she was wearing the jeans with the hole in the crotch! And I can't stand her, and her hair is the biggest turn off, besides her face!

Wrestling - 6/10
      She can beat up Thug good enough, but I doubt she could stand up to any of the other wrestlers in WOW. Because the only time you see Selina, she's fighting Thug, and nobody wants to see that. Anyone that isn't blind anyways. And she's basically the female Austin - she does the stunner, and she's Trailer Park Trash. I'm just waiting for her to smack a beer can against her forehead.

Charisma - 1/10
     What charisma? She's Trailer Park Trash, and no trailer park trash has charisma. It was funny when she was crying in the hospital, and when her leg was broken, and when she fell on Thug and won. But I can't stand her, I can't! She's Trailer Park Trash incarnate!

Overall - 2/10
      I can't stand her. She's mcnasty, and the biggest piece of trailer park trash(I can NOT emphasize this enough) I have EVER seen. I want to smack her upside the face and knock some sense into her. It would make me happy anyways.

Steve

Looks - 2/10
    Something is hideously wrong with Selina Majors. Maybe it's the mullet, maybe it's the god-awful face. I thank my lucky stars that I didn't see the show where she was wearing "holy" underwear. If I had, this mark would probably be a one. I truly feel sorry for you guys.

Wrestling - 5/10
    Selina is alright in the ring. However, she completely lacks originality. I'm sorry, but "Stone Cold" Selina Majors just doesn't cut it for me. Her pathetic excuse of a Stunner and her embarrassing Thesz Press are just wrong. Lou Thesz must be rolling in his grave knowing that this trailer-park ho is stealing his trademark maneouver. I don't know, maybe she has more moves to showcase, but by fighting Thug over and over and over again might limit the number of moves she can do. Then again, it probably doesn't.

Charisma - 2/10
    She has no charisma. Thug is leading the way for their feud, not Selina. If Selina was feuding with some loser like Caliente, then nobody would give a damn.

Overall - 3/10
    Selina is the epitome of trailer park trash. The "Real Deal" she certainly isn't. The only deal she's been dealt is the ugly deal, and it looks like she took the offer and then some. Hmmm...that didn't make much sense. Oh well. I think I got my point across.
She sucks, if you didn't get it by now. "Stone Cold" should invade WOW and kick her ass for destroying what credibility he has left.