Summer

Paul Looks - 9/10    How can I place Sandy, Lana Star, and even Beckie the Farmer's Daughter above big breasted, model-since-age-twelve Bobbi Billard?  I just did.  Have you seen her homepage?  Somebody likes to tell everyone how good she looks, and well, there's more to beauty than what you see on the outside.  Sorry, Summer. Wrestling - 5/10    Supermodel she may be, but it doesn't give you any mat skills.  I'll admit though, it must be tough to be a wrestler when an injury could blemish your perfect body.  Hence, Summer doesn't wrestle much. Charisma - 6/10    I expected a bit more from a model than what I'm seeing in Summer. Overall - 7/10    There could be something there in the way of potential, but I'm too busy looking at her to pay any attention. Pam Looks - 4/10    She's damn ugly, and definitely top heavy. I'm sorry, I have to say it again, she's damn ugly, damn, damn, damn ugly! She should be sent out to pasture along with her ugly counterparts Selina, Athena, Thug, etc. Wrestling - 7.5/10     As I've mentioned, I like Beach Patrol. I like how they handle themselves in the ring, and more often than not, they put on a good show. I wish they had more moves and stuff, but regardless, I like them, so Summer gets a good mark despite the fact that she couldn't wrestle herself out of a paper bag. Charisma - 6.5/10      She's not a very good actress, and should probably keep her mouth shut. Maybe she should just stick to her webcam telecasts where all she does is flaunt her body, that way she wouldn't have to worry herself with that pesky dialogue issue. When she does talk, she sounds like a mix between a man and a porn star, now there's a winning combination! Overall - 34DDD/10      That's right, I gave Summer a 34DDD out of ten! What's that mean, you ask? That means that she's a walking breast implant! Nathan Looks - 8.5/10      Sorry Summer, but you're no Sandy!  You have nice boobs and body, but your face is something that needs a little work on.  But you're still hot! Wrestling - 7/10       She's not bad, but I just don't remember Beach Patrol's matches, so they can't do anything spectacular.  But they beat the Daughters of Darkness, so she gets points here. Charisma - 7/10       She's better than Sandy, but she porn star acts, so it's not that good.  She's probably better taking if off, then speaking her mind. Overall - 7/10       There's nothing special about Summer except her looks.  And that's about it.  But I see room for improvement, and let's hope she gets better! Steve Looks - 8/10     Don't get me wrong - Summer is very good looking. However, very good looking in a very fake way. Compared to her partner in the Beach Patrol, Sandy, Summer just seems too plastic. Wrestling - 2/10     She is horrible in the ring. Just horrible. Just watch a Beach Patrol match, and take a look at who's in the ring and who's standing on the apron. I guarantee you that 80% of the time it's Sandy in the ring and Summer on the apron. The only move I've seen her attempt is a dropkick, and well, she hit the other wrestler's stomach. What elevation! Charisma - 4/10     She has no charisma. The lifeguards on Baywatch were full of energy and emotion. Summer looks like she's just going through the motions, not really caring what she's doing. Quite a shame, actually. Overall - 5/10     Summer reminds me of another stacked, blonde vixen from the world of wrestling, whose name also started with "S". That's right, Sable. Guess what? I hated Sable too, and for the exact same reasons I hated her (ego, lack of talent), I hate Summer as well. But she still looks good.