Our Favourite WOW Quotes

If you've ever seen WOW (and surely you have, otherwise why would you be here?), you know that the only things better than the actual wrestling, are the insanely stupid quotes our favourite WOW wrestlers bless us with each and every week. We all have our favourites, and here we will list some of the ones that stick out the most in our minds as some of the best. If you have a favourite WOW quote that you'd like to see up here, feel free to e-mail us, and we'll try our best to add it!

WOW Quote of the Week (or at least until we feel like changing it)

Jungle Grrrl has great agility.  She's used to climbing trees and swinging from vines, but she's a little wild" -Terri Gold

Other Favourite Quotes

"Class is in session!"      -Disciplinarian "Feel the chill!"      -Ice Cold "Rev it up!"      -Wendi Wheels "You'd rather kiss a rattle snake than mess with Harley's Angels!"      -Thug "Few things excite a woman as much as the idea she may lose her hair"      -WOW commentator "Class dismissed!"      -Disciplinarian "I am not a animal!"      -Thug "Now we can commit assault, legally!"      -Caged Heat "Poor Patti Pipsqueak, all hurt!"      -Ice Cold "Help me...."      -Jacklyn Hyde "Don't mess with the Farmer's Daughter!"      -Beckie the Farmer's Daughter "I challenge you to a splash match"      -Jungle Grrrl "(insert ANY wrestler's name here) you're not even supposed to be here!"      -David McLane (multiple times EVERY single episode!) "What a compelling story."      -Julie Day "Does it send shivers up your spine?"      -Ice Cold "Poison, you tried to blind me with your green venom..."      -Terri Gold "You have to go through me first."      -Patti Pizzazz "I'm late for Sven!"      -Lana Star "That's where you belong Lana Star. Lower than a snake's belly!"      -Thug "Learn the laws of the jungle!"      -Jungle Grrrl "Riot, I warned you, you're on the highway to Hell!"      -Danger "Lana, I wouldn't touch your hair with a rake!"      -Patti Pep "It's either kill, or be killed"      -Jungle Grrrl "I'm talking about Beckie the Farmer's Daughter who's so stupid, she's been trying for years to milk pigs!"      -Disciplinarian "Twinkle twinkle Lana Star, a babe is what you are.  Your audtitions are so good, you'll take over Hollywood.  They'd better remember Lana's name, 'cause she's headed straight for fame"      -Lana Star "I was revved up, running on high octane!"      -Wendi Wheels "We're gonna make roadkill, outta you!"      -Charlie Davidson "And you don't do interviews very well either!"      -Lana Star to Julie Day "What's wrong? Did you forget your antifreeze?"      -Ice Cold to Wendi Wheels "Why? We look like criminals?"      -Loca to Julie Day when being questionned about the theft of Terri Gold's belt "Take this quarter and buy Terri Gold the same belt"      -Lana Star to David McLane "Mmm, venom tastes sweet like victory"      -Poison "It might be kind of fun to hammer her face into the mat"      -Disciplinarian to Hammerin' Heather Steele "She knows how to build houses and wire them"      -David McLane commenting on Hammerin' Heather Steele "Lotus and Jade should kick their a** with karate and kung fu"      -strange woman in the audience "You're retarded!"      -a fan commenting on Jacklyn Hyde before her match with Caliente "You think you're so tough Poison with your big scary music"      -Lana Star

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