It couldn't be settled in the ring ...
It couldn't be settled inside a steel
cage ...
There was only one way Thug and Selina could settle their feud ...
Their very own ...

REAL DEAL SWIMSUIT COMPETITION
  Yes, that's right, the Real Deal Swimsuit Compeititon between Thug and Selina Majors is the only way they'll ever be able to settle this bitter feud.  And so, Selina challenges Thug to come out and strut her stuff.  But what is Selina Majors wearing to take on Thug?  Let us take a look.
  WOW!  Who would have thought that Selina Majors was so hot!  Selina comes out sporting a sexy neon blue one  piece bathing suit that simply wows the WOW fans.  The stylish mullet just serves to accent her beauty as she parades sexily around the ring.  She then take sthe microphone, and in a horribly American voice, calls out Thug to see if she's got what it takes to take her on when she's wearing Venus swimwear.

   There is a long, dramatic pause ... then Thug's music hits.  Fans rush to leave the arena, but security holds them in.  They all cry out in unison "WE ARE NOT ANIMALS!  LET US GO!"

   Then, their eyes turn wide, as the vision of Thug in a bathing suit stuns them more than Selina's Stunner ever could ...
  It's a miracle!  Thug enters in sexy skimpy Venus swimwear, and she is simply beautiful!  The fans drool all over their seats at the sight of Thug.  Hoards of men leave their wives to try and snap a picture of Thug as she makes her way down to the ring.  Everything about the former biker is now perfect!  Her body is amazing, the swimwear is fashionable, the mullet is ... well, she still has a mullet.  But we'll let that go.

"It's Thug in Venus Swimwear!"  yells our McLane.  "She's not even supposed to be here tonight!"

   Posters of Thug are sold like mad.  The picture of her levely body are posted on Internet sites everywhere.  Without a shadow of a doubt, Thug wins the swimsuit competition.

At least, that's way it should be....