Salt Division:

Lou shot LIGHTS OUT at Charles Inn. That's right, he was so good the lights went out thus a match was suspended since these guys are good enough to shoot in the dark. I mean come on, I've seen the sheets, most guys on those teams shoot like they have their eyes closed anyway! Yes, even you Keith. Next the Smalley's Convicts beat up on the “B” team, oops I mean “C” team from Southside known as the Rocks. Well they got rocked 14-4 by Conor “A” Joyce and his crew. Red Mill's Foxes had the bye, which was good because that meant Dennis couldn't lose this week.

Pepper/ketchup Division:

Well I'm cranky. 17 teams sign up. Most of you can figure out 1`7 does not a schedule make. Not without some teams having two byes in 7 weeks which is unacceptable. So first I call everybody and their mother to see if we can get another team somewhere. Nobody bites, which is understandable since its summer and all. So then I sit down and create, manually mind you, a schedule between Pepper and Ketchup so that all teams play somebody, even if its twice in 7 weeks, I figure its better than a bye week. 18 hours later I've check, rechecked, and finally come up with the schedule as it currently exsists. Why tell you all of this? Well b/c our good friends down at Playoffs signed up two teams having only enough bodies to fill one team, thus a forfeit/bye week for somebody. And making all my work useless. I could have had two divisions of 8, north and south, milk and cookies, black and white, nice, neat, no byes, schedule takes 2 minutes to create and everybody is happy. Instead I've got this mess. All I've got to say is next time, my good organized friends at Playoffs, instead of throwing away 55 bucks on a ghost team, buy me a burger and a beer at signups and you'll save money. That's my rant for the week. Let's move on.

Salt Division:
Northwood's Inn played Charles Inn this week and won 10-8. The only all star was Vincent throwing a T16 for Charles Inn. By the way Jason, I've only gotten week 3 from you, where is week 1? Tina's Rednecks played Tina's Fruit salad on Sunday and Tina's won 12-6. Does it really matter which one won? Southside got Rocked by the Red Mill's Foxes 12-6. Looks like Deb's team could have used Luke Jace to help out. Anyway Dennis was showing off again throwing a C6 and B3 in singles and then sneaking in a T in doubles when his alter ego, Evil D, played with Evil Robin.

Salt Division:
Big Lou and his crew took it on the chin this week as Charles Inn fell to Smalley's Convicts 14-4. Again, no all stars written down. Northwoods and Southside Rocks battled to a 9-9 tie. Jim Costello of Fiddler's fame had B3-C6 and a Ton. Dennis Fox and his band of Merry Men continue their assault on the standings with a resounding 15-3 win over Tina's Rednecks. Dennis continues to show off with a Ton and 3 wins.

Salt Division:
Big Joe Suraci made his return to the league as Smalley's played Tina's Fruit Salad. Get your team going again Joe, welcome back. Anyway the Tina's Fruities put a hurt on Smalleys' first place standing by beating them 10-8. Northwood's traveled south to Red Mills and played a Foxes team with an eye towards the prize- lame summer trophies! Anyway for Red Mills Chris Garcia threw a T80 in the 10-8 win that put them in 1st. Charles Inn with ALL SORTS of power problems got beat by Southside 12-6. Hey Lou, instead of shooting “lights out”, perhaps you should throw better and “light up” the board. Tina's Rednecks had the bye.

Pepper/ketchup Division:
All four End Zone teams played each other this week and surprisingly the score was the same in each match, Most Wanted and the Outlaws each won 13-5. The Outlaws had a better night tho as they did it with 5 players. Nice! The Junkyard dogs from Southside played at Spruce Hill Spinners. Jim for SS had a good night going 2-3 with a T and B3. Jamie Rossi from Spruce dragged Debbie out and even made her play a game! For the Sunset House “A” team, Bud threw a T80 in the 11-7 loss to Playoffs Combo squad. JP Bouvier hit a T27 OUT in the win.