"Re-living History"
Once again another un-worthy opponent was put up against the legendary Damien Sparks, and once again they were defeated with ease. It's not like they hadn't been warned. They were told they were going to receive a nasty beating - but did they listen?
Nope.
Do they ever? It's like I'm talking to a wall with these morons on the SFT roster. The level of intelligence on this roster is as low as the morals of your general Detroit native. It's sad to see such stupidity being encouraged and rewarded. Take Goldeneye for example. This man goes beyond idiotic. He showed his ugly ass face on our television screens and in front of millions of people foolishly called Damien Sparks old!
Damien Sparks is Twenty Three years old, now I don't know about you, but to me, Twenty three is very young
And to make Goldeneye look even more idiotic (and for the record I love doing this, plus it's so easy). Goldeneye is older than Damien.
Haha, this is the same man that held the World Heavyweight Championship, all be it for five days, but should this sort of stupidity be rewarded with such riches? I don't think so; but this is an American company where ninety percent of their shows are in America, I guess idiotic people like Goldeneye sells, because the American can relate to such (un)Intelligence. I could talk about how idiotic Goldeneye is, or how he is totally undeserving of his place in the upper echelon of the roster all day long, but Goldeneye is old news. He has been defeated, and hopefully, if there is a god out there Damien will never have to face his untalented ass ever again. Seriously, it is so sad to see Damien's tremendous talent go to waste against such an imbecile. Thank god SFT have opened there eyes and ears and given Damien Sparks a quite respectable opponent...
Or have they..
Fox, Former Intercontinental Champion, Former World Champion
Usually I would be impressed by that; but neither championships mean anything these days and besides - Fox's World Championship reign was as weak as Guyver's grasp on the English Language.
First he was handed the Championship; and then he lost the championship to a young rookie, but not just any rookie. He lost the championship a man that has now placed his claim as one of the very best to ever emerge in this wrestling business. Fox was defeated by Damien Sparks for the World Heavyweight Championship. That was the single greatest day in the history of this company. The day a real champion took his seat at the top. Forget about Mad Dog, Glenn Owen and Dave Steel; they suck compared to the young man from Toronto Ontario Canada.
Damien Sparks is the finest SFT champion they have ever had in their history. Fox took away some of the titles worth, but once the referee's hand hit the mat for the third time - the World Championship welcomed home its prestige - and lets be honest; the championship hasn't been the same since Damien lost it to Black. There has never been nor will their ever be a champion as great as Wrestling's Numero Uno. A victory against Fox should put him in contention for the World Championship once again, although he should already be in contention for the title, since he is without a doubt the most talented member of the SFT roster. Never the less, we are looking at this match as a stepping stone to the top once again.
And it's not like this match is going to be too difficult for "Wresling's Numero Uno", after all, Damien holds two victories over Fox, and those where when Damien was a young rookie. These days, Damien is an established superstar. He has improved since then; and lets face it - time is against Fox here. His best has long gone. He beat Switchblade, ha, so what. This is your rewards for beating Switchblade, fool. You beat the World Champion; now come and see if you can beat the real number one man on this roster.
"They say money can't buy happiness, and they're right."
"I am a very wealthy young man, but do I look happy? I don't think so. Last Friday I got shot in the head with a fucking staple gun by that jealous bastard Sean Lane."
"You know.."
"Yeah, you're a brave man attacking me from behind, but when you step to me face to face your going to be exposed as the "lightweight" competitor you really are. I have already proved it once, Lane. Do you really want me to embarrass you in front of Brandi; because you know I'll do it. I'm going to make my feelings perfectly clear. I want Brandi, and though she won't admit it to you, she wants me too.. and I know there's are part of you that knows that soon enough she'll be with me and that's why you took it upon yourself to sneak attack me like the little bitch you really are. Shooting me in the head? Ha, you may think you a real tough man now, Lane - but heed this warning; I'm coming for you."
"Now don't take that the wrong way. That was not an answer to your little challenge. You see, I heard you talk on Titans last week, and I was going to answer your challenge right after I proved to Goldeneye he was a worthless piece of shit on this SFT roster; but since you decided to staple my head; I'll now have to take a little time to think about it. After all; I might not be fit enough to go against you in a Hell in a Cell. You're a sick man, Lane. And don't think blasting me in the head is going to go unpunished."
"I'm not phased by your "psychotic" act. In fact - to show you that your stupid little stunt doesn't have me running scared like Japanese people in a Godzilla movie, I am going to continue my winning streak and defeat Fox this Friday Night."
"Heh.. like that wasn't going to happen anyway. Fox is no match for me - I have proved that already when I defeated his odd little ass for the World Heavyweight Championship. He was a paper champion.."
"Ha, maybe Sean Lane should staple him.."
"Maybe Sean should staple himself too, after all.. how many times did you defend the world heavyweight championship when you had it, Sean?"
"Allow me to count for you, after all - you're not the sharpest knife in the draw."
"Here it goes.. are you ready.."
"......."
"Haha, this is almost as easy as the opponents the SFT staff have been putting in front of me."
"Almost; I have had lame opponents lately, which I have no disposed of, and now it looks like Shadow has put on his bifocals on and seen that these people are not good enough to go up against me so now it looks as if he is trying to give me a challenge, but sadly, he has failed me again."
"Fox may be too much for our World Champion to handle - but let's face up to reality here; he isn't a threat to me. I have disposed of him once when I introduced the World Championship to a quality champion; Me! Now back then - Fox was a challenge for me, but I have moved on from then and I have grown as an athlete and as an SFT competitor. I am better now; much better. I was better than Fox then, and as I stand here before you all today, I am a thousand times better than Fox."
"Back when I defeated him before; he didn't want the match with me, and he damn sure doesn't want this match with me now. Just like ninety percent of the roster; Fox is running scared of Damien Sparks."
"Keep on running Fox, but on Friday - you're going to have to step in the ring with me, and then we can re-create the greatest night in the history of this company when I hit the difference maker and pin those tired shoulders of yours to the canvas for the three count, just like I did when I became World Heavyweight Champion about just under a year ago."
"This match is very special to me, Fox, and I will not lose."
========
... DAMIEN SPARKS ...
... SFT SAVIOR ...
... WRESTLING'S NUMERO UNO ...
[ WAKE UP CALL ]
//It's half seven in the morning. Damien Sparks is sleeping peacefully, and then until...//
-RING... RING... RING-
//That's right.. the phone rings. Damien opens his eyes. Looks at the phone. "Ugh, who the hell is that at this time of the morning" he thinks to himself. He sits up and answers the phone.//
[ Damien Sparks ]: Ugh... yeah?
[ Lisa Sparks ]: Good morning hunny..
[ Damien Sparks ]: Who the fuck is this? Hunny? Why are you calling me this early in the morning?
[ Lisa Sparks ]: Don't you recognize the voice of your own wife..
[ Damien Sparks ]: Ugh, Lisa? You're not my wife anymore. We're divorced, I've tried to be nice; now this is getting out of hand.. Stay the fuck away from me!
[ Lisa Sparks ]: I am away from you silly; I'm in London. I thought I'd give you a call to see how you're doing
[ Damien Sparks ]: How am I doing? I've been shot in the fucking head with a staple gun, how the hell do you think I'm doing, and please.. don't call me again. I'm tired of this, Lisa. We're finished, over, done. Don't make me get a restraining order..
[ Lisa Sparks ]: Damien.. you're tired. You don't mean that. I tell you what, I'll call later when you have had a chance to wake up properly. Bye, I love you
[ Damien Sparks ]: Ugh..
//Damien hangs up the phone and runs his fingers gently over his head wound as we Fade Out//
========
"I appreciate the SFT staff listening to my words and trying their hardest to get me better opponents. Two former World Champion's in two weeks. it's just a shame that these former World Champions are as weak as Urkle on laughing gas."
"At least Fox is an improvement from last weeks former World Champion."
"Don't get too excited Fox, that wasn't a compliment. George Bush would be an improvement from Goldeneye. I wish I could give you a compliment Fox, but to be honest you make me sick."
"You returned just a couple of weeks ago, and all of a sudden you are in a match against the World Champion.."
"Ha, and they say favoritism doesn't exist in this company.."
"Do I sound a little bitter? I'm sorry, but it can't because you were one of the greatest champions this company has had, because I embarrassed your ass a year ago. Your reign was pathetic, and your talent doesn't impress me one tiny bit. Especially not after watching you against Mannie.."
"A seventeen year old boy got the best of you. We were a lucky man escaping with just a draw, he could have defeated you, and that would have been embarrassing, and your victory against Switchblade? Ha, he had you beat. If it wasn't for outside interference you would have been walking out the arena a loser. You have been lucky so far, Fox, but guess what.."
"Your luck has just run out."
"You are going against Damien Sparks. The very best this company has to offer. I don't need the World title to prove I'm the best around here - they already know it, that's why they are running from me. They are praying overnight hoping they aren't put up against me, because when against me - you will lose. They know it, and you should too. After all, little under twelve months ago you were walking out of the arena an embarrassed former World Champion. You had lost your World title to a young rookie. It was fun then, Fox. I really enjoyed that match, and I have a feeling I am going to enjoy this match too."
"Things are different this time around though. I was the under-dog then. No one expected me to defeat you, and now, I am walking into this match the favorite. It's funny how the world turns, isn't it? It's funny, this match is so different now, but yet at the end of the night it is going to be the same out come."
"A Damien Sparks victory."
"As Usual."
=========
.[ .The.End. ].
|
|