"This is getting tedious"
I
hope the staff appreciates Damien’s dedication. After all; Damien is currently
competing with a serious head injury. We all saw the malicious actions of Sean Lane last
week. Damien was viciously attacked from behind and then shot in the head with a staple
gun. The blood was gushing down his face like a waterfall. Damien could have easily taken
the week off, but no, he put SFT head of his own health. After all – SFT isn’t
the same with out Damien Sparks. It is his talent alone that evens out all of the shit the
SFT has on their roster. It is a proven fact that when Damien Sparks is not around –
SFT suffers. Just look at what sort of hell hole SFT turned into when he was away for a
mere three weeks, but of course the SFT staff look at the revival as Shadow’s doing,
but do the masses really want to tune in and look at a man at the wrong end of fifty? Ha,
whom are they kidding? SFT’s revival is Damien Sparks’ doing, but we are still
waiting for him to receive is reward. Instead he is given brittle opponents.
This
is really getting tedious..
Yet
again we find ourselves in the same predicament. Another moronic opponent who is blinded
by his own ego to recognize the great talent of Damien Sparks. First there was Blade; He
was defeated in less than five minutes, and then when he was put up against Damien Sparks
again had the nerve to say that Damien Sparks is about as talented as a Twinkie. When it
was time to let the talking cease – he was made to eat his words when Damien beat his
idiotic ass. Another man who dared to come on television and tried to deny Damien of the
respect his talent deserves was Goldeneye, he came on television and said Damien
“sucked” – again, he was made to eat his words as Damien disposed of his
untalented carcass with ease. And now, there is Fox, who claims Damien Sparks won’t
be able to keep up with him.
One
just has to laugh.
After
a long break away from the ring – you do not get quicker you stupid piece of shit.
You were the one who failed to keep up with Damien a year ago when he surpassed you and
took your title. You think Damien isn’t going to beat you? You’re kidding
yourself, and as the old saying goes; those who do not learn from the past are doomed to
repeat at. And by looking at your weak (to say the least) verbal assault at Damien Sparks;
that saying has never been more true. Still; after all the time he has spent away from the
ring, rotting at home – watching Damien Sparks dominate in the ring in such an
intimidating fashion, he still thinks he is better than “Wrestling’s Numero
Uno”.
Where
are you getting this confidence from, old man?
You’re
narrow escape against one of SFT’s brightest youngsters or your tainted victory
against our World Champion?
You
are a very foolish man, Fox. Very foolish. Are you telling me that after a year away from
SFT you can keep up with the most talented member of the SFT roster? It looks as if you
have suffered one too many knocks to the head in your long and semi successful career. You
have been back just over three weeks and you think you are good enough to give Damien
Sparks his first defeat in months?
Haha,
who’s the idiot now…
Ever
heard of a thing called ring rust? You fucking should have, because watching your matches;
you’re suffering from it. You’re not ready for Damien Sparks, but you are to
blind to see that. Let’s just forget about the World Championship match you and
Damien had about a year ago. Let’s just forget for a moment that you were out classed
and out wrestled by a very green Damien Sparks.
I’m
looking at you as a new opponent for Damien right now, and to be honest you’re the
same as every other man that has bowed down before the Almighty Damien Sparks. You think
you’re better than him. You think you can keep up. You think he’s an untalented
Canadian who is nothing but talk – am I right?
Of
course I am.
“I am
searching for happiness, and thus far I am empty handed.”
“You would
think I would be a very happy young man. I am climbing the ladder quite quickly
considering it is clear the staff does not favour me. Don’t tell me I’m being
stupid, because the facts are right there in front of your faces.”
“I return
from a three week break, and I am put in matches with sub-par competitors. When
Switchblade came back, he was gifted the Tag Team Championships and he was given an
opportunity where he could become number one contender for the World Championship, and
I’ll give credit where credit is due; he took his opportunity. Fox returns; he is
placed in a match with respectable opponents; Radiant, Mannie, Switchblade and now me.
“Still think
I’m favoured? Ha.. Didn’t think so.”
“You people
think I am happy, but as usual you people are wrong. Sure I have the big house and
expensive cars, but as I said yesterday, Money does not buy happiness. I am missing one
ingredient for my own happiness and that is a woman.”
”Sure, I can
possibly have any woman on this earth. I am blessed with good looks and I am as rich as
Brazilian coffee, but the one woman I want is with a crazy jealous moron. I know she will
be mine soon, as she can only put up with his possessive ways for so long, and time is
running out for Lane. I am going to do everything in my power to bring Brandi away from
Sean, sooner rather than later she will come to me, after all, My name is Damien
Sparks”
“And I
always get what I want.”
“That is why
I have been so successful here in SFT. I wanted to make it to the very top of this company
and I did.”
“It
wasn’t very hard. I took each and every opportunity that was given to me, and the
reward came when I defeated Fox for the World Championship. It was all quite easy when I
look back, and then I was still in the embryos stage of my professional wrestling career,
now I have developed into a major force in this wrestling world – there is no
stopping me from reaching the very top once again.”
“It’s
again all too easy for me. There is no man on this roster that can match my skill. There
are a select few that may come slightly close, and I can guarantee you that Fox is not on
that list.”
“He and his
gibberish didn’t phase me before and it defiantly doesn’t phase me now. I am
above Fox, and it is about time he started to recognize that fact.”
“I have
heard him speak, and despite what he thinks; he has not changed in the slightest. He is
still looking down his nose at me, and that is the wrong way to go. I am not a seventeen
year old boy, and I am not a second rate champion like switchblade, I am Damien Sparks,
Wrestling’s Numero Uno, the most talented athlete on this fucking roster.”
“Look down
on me, and I will fucking paint your face a crimson mask with a close fist. Haven’t
you learned your lesson, Fox? You looked at me as an incompetent fool before and look
where that got you. It ruined you. Face it Fox, you were not the same after I took your
title away from you. I would have expected better from you, fox. You seemed like a smart
man, but I guess I misjudged you.”
“You are
exactly the same as most of the people on the SFT pay roll. You are an idiot.”
“You’re
getting carried away in your own hype. You think just because you defeated the World
Champion that you can look at me like a lowly opening card rookie? You are going about
this match the wrong way, Fox, and when you have to step in that ring against me, I am
going to expose you as just another veteran who has lost his step. You are not quicker
than me Fox. Sure, you went all the way with Switchblade, and that I will give you credit
for, but lets take a closer look at that match. Switchblade is in his thirties, I am
twenty-four years of age, he can’t keep up with me, and neither can you. You have
been away for a year; you have lost more than just a couple of steps. In this business, a
year out is like a fucking lifetime. It is going to take you longer than just a lousy
three weeks to get back up to where you were the last time you and I went
head-to-head.”
“You are
foolish to think you can match me.”
“History is
going to repeat itself, Fox, because yet again
"But, don't worry. You are going to find out soon enough, and you are going to be able to take alot from this match. You are about to learn a very valuable lesson; never underestimate Damien Sparks."
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... DAMIEN SPARKS ...
... SFT SAVIOR ...
... WRESTLING'S NUMERO UNO ...
[ An Unwelcome Guest ]
//We find ourselves in a hotel lobby. Walkin towards us is "Wrestling's Numero Uno" Damien Sparks. He is rubbing his head wound. It looks as if is giving him a rough time. He does not look happy at all. He gets closer and closer towards us and then stops at what is probably his room. He gets the key out, puts it in the door, turns it and enters the room. He heads straight for the coffee table where there is a bottle of pain killers. He opens the bottle and throws two pills in his mouth. He then heads straight for his bed room. He collapse on the bed in exhaustion, must have been a rough flight. Seconds pass and he leaps out of his bed..//
[ Damien Sparks ]: WHAT THE FUCK!!?
//Out from under the covers pops Damien's stalker/ex wife, with a big smile on her face. We zoom in on "Wrestling's Numero Uno" and he is not amused.. at all.//
[ Damien Sparks ]: I don't even want to know how you managed to get to my hotel room, all I want you to do is get the hell out of my bed, I have a splitting head-ache and I am not in the mood for your shit.
[ Lisa Sparks ]: Damien, surely you can't throw me out when I am wearing this..
//She sits up on the bed and wraps the sheets around her, then quickly opens the sheets, but of course due to minors that could be watching this we view her from behind and you can not see what she is wearing. So allow me to tell you..//
//Nothing. She is completly naked. Damien tilts his head, and smiles confidently as he speaks..//
[ Damien Sparks ]:You're right...
[ Lisa Sparks ]: Of course I am, hunny..
[ Damien Sparks ]: ...I'm going to need those sheets, I get very cold at night
//A look of great disapointment comes across her face.. she looks as if she is about to cry, and ofcourse after 3 years of marriage, Damien knows those tears are just an act. He's a smart man, he doesn't fall or that kind of crap//
[ Lisa Sparks ]:Damien, I have no where to go. You can't throw me out, where am I going to sleep..?
[ Damien Sparks ]: I noticed that the reception area has a nice couch, it looks quite comfortable.. how about you check it out, and besides, I'm sure with you walking around the streets naked, you will find a nice place to sleep soon enough..
//Lisa sighs, as she is given her marching orders. He gets up off the bed, and makes her way out of Damien's hotel suite. She takes the sheets with her. She exits the room and takes a look at Damien, who is just loving this..//
[ Lisa Sparks ]: ..Damien..
[ Damien Sparks ]: Yeah, you're right.. you're right.. I'm definatly going to need those sheets..
//She throws him the sheets as he closes the door behind him.//
//Fade Out//
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"Can some one please give Fox a copy of my win/loss record.."
"King of the Jobbers?"
"Bitch, shut the fuck up. You're embarrassing yourself. If you would kindly take a look at the records you shall see that I have only lost four times in six months. I have a better win loss average than every single member of the active roster. So please, do me a favor next time you have the urge to call me a ridiculous unjustifed name like that, think for a moment and realize just how much of an idiot your statement is going to make you."
"Let me make one thing clear to you here Fox, you have seen absolutly nothing of what I can do."
"You may have seen my matches, but as I have stated before, I have yet to take my performances out of first gear. I see no need to when I am entering the ring against such weak opposition, and don't get it twisted, I include you on my list of weak opposition. As I have said, your victory against Switchblade does not impress me. I mean, did it ever occur to you that if Radiant had not interfered you would never have got the victory?"
"Ha, of course not, you, along with the rest of the SFT roster suffer from a selective memory."
"I'm sure tomorrow night is going to be another match in which you wish to forget, because just as before, Fox, I am going to defeat you. Just like Guyvers illiteracy, there is nothing you can do to stop it."
"I have this federation shuck. My consistancy and ability is un-rivaled and I am heading for far better things than the "Canadian" Championship. You heard me, Fox, weren't you watching Inferni two weeks ago? I took it upon myself to change the name of the belt to install a shred of dignity to what was once a sorry belt. This belt was once the least you get for your talents, anyone could have this title.. thats why Goldeneye and Fugitive are on the list of previous holders, but now, now that it is my property, this is a very respecible belt, and you should wish that this title was on the line; but instead it is a non title match.. and why is that Fox?"
"It's because you are not good enough, nor are you worthy enough of such a prestigeous award. Brag about your win over Switchblade, it doesn't mean anything to me. I am above Switchblade, and more importantly I am above you."
"After tomorrow, you are going to wish you stayed at home on your ass watching me climb the proverbial ladder, because since it would bring you joy to see me scream in pain, it's going to eat you alive inside that you helped me leap frog to the very top of this company. I'm not stupid, I see how highly thought of you are to the members of staff here in SFT, another victory against you WILL put me in the title picture, which is exactly where I belong."
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