Actually that limo was there before the cameras started rolling. And that limo was a rockin. There were grunts and other sounds coming from it. You could not see the back bumper of the limo as it came and went. The reason for this was a bumper sticker that said "If the Limo's a Rockin Don't Come a Knockin"

Outside the Limo of Love

Hey Billy!  Forget something?

   The One Billy Gunn and Chyna Vs. Val Venis and Ivory

Billy and Chyna dominate at the beginning, then it goes back and forth till a half naked Benoit comes out to the ramp and distract Billy allowing Ivory to nail Chyna with the Women's Title belt. Val covered for the win.

Winner- RTC

It appeared that Billy and Chris were in the middle of something in the back when Billy left suddenly, remembering he had a match. Chris did not take too well to this and well you saw the results. Backstage Billy and Chris had a very loud argument. Then left to I believe kiss and make up.

Jeff:  C'mon, get outta here already!  Me and Matt got an appointment in the shower to keep!

As soon as Lita and Dean were out the door the door locked and with our high tech listening device we over heard the Hardyz talking about how happy they where to be alone and the distinct sound of clothes coming off.

Stone Cold came out and did a promo on Hell in the Cell saying it was going to be bloody. Kurt comes out and tries to talk to Stone Cold, but he start throwing Beer cans at Kurt till he leaves. 

As everyone probably saw Steve broke the little screen at the back of the entrance. When he got in back Mick informed him that breaking the set was going to cost him and that Steve should be at his hotel room no later then 11 tonight.

   *Commercial*  

Edge and Christian in back and the guy from "Dude where's my Car?" Is there talking to them. They don't understand its a movie.  

Stevie was a baaaaad boy. 

Vince and his ah....  Stooge.

Some back and forth moves. T&A come out and then Crash comes out. Trish ends up hitting Molly with a Trash lid causing a DQ.

Winner- Molly  

Mr. McMahon is here and he has the Stooges with him and a wheelchair.

 Vince never goes anywhere with out his Sex slaves... er Stooges.

William Regal and Kane Vs. Jericho and Hardcore Holly.

Reminds me of most matches that includes Kane and Jericho. Back and forth and end with Hardcore putting a sleeper on Regal using his arm with the metal plate. Regal goes right out.

Winner- Hardcore Holly and Chris Jericho

If you were curious why this feud with Kane and Jericho is still going on. No it's not because Kane wants to disfigure Jericho. It's because beating the crap out of each other in the ring is their fore play. I was informed by our nameless informant. They disappear off to the bowls of the building and have wild sex after matches. So if your ever at a WWF event it may not be the pipes groaning.

Chris likes it rough.

Lita:  Dean, you might be the one guy on this earth Jeff WOULDN'T do...  well, maybe you and Pat Patterson...

Not very subtle, are they?

Dean asked her while they were eating if she thought Matt and Jeff would like to join them later. She nearly choked. 

*Commercial*  

Here comes Vince out in his wheelchair with the Stooges. He hobbles into the ring. He talks about Monday and is very pissed. He attacks the crowd and then the faces that attacked him and then Foley for letting it go on. And out comes Foley. Vince says he will kick Foley ass and Foley says he is not going to wrestle anymore but if he was  it would be with Vince so he could kick his ass. Foley then bring out Linda who says she respects both Foley's and Vince's side of the matter with Hell in the Cell. Foley informs everyone that he does feel responsible and if any of the wrestlers are seriously hurt he will resign. He then leaves the ring. Vince hollers at Linda and tells her he wants a Divorce. She leaves crying and Vince leaves to much heat from the crowd. 

Once Vince got in back Brisco informed him that the ring belongs to Linda since she's the CEO.   This only pissed Vince off more and he chased Brisco with wheelchair off towards the limo. Did you know Gerald Brisco screams and runs like a girl!

*Commercial* 

Edge and Christian Vs. Road Dogg and K Kwik

Some quick tagging and stuff. E&C double team on Road Dogg he reverses into a DDT. Kwik in. Edge ends up spearing Christian. Road Dogg hold Edge up and Kwik does a side kick. 

Winners- Road Dogg and K kwik 

As Road Dogg and K Kwik were heading towards the back they held hands for a time. Seems that Road Dogg once again just can't keep his hands off of Kwik 

*Commercial*

Buh Buh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dean thinks his night's about to get even better.

Lita:  Okay guys, now you promised this time I could watch you two...

RTC is out talking about their new members. They introduce the Dudley Boyz. D Von tells Buh Buh to Testify! Buh goes down a list of things they agree with then when he gets to tables he says "If putting people through tables is wrong. I don't wanna be right." D Von gets the tables and Steven Richards is put through it.   

During whole segment I was to busy staring (and yes drooling) over Buh Buh so I really have no idea what else happened or anything. Luckily my trusted sister was there and filled me in on everything that happened in the next segment. (I was off following him..umm I mean practicing my ability to stick with a story.. REALLY) 

Lita and Dean still at the restaurant. Lita has ordered the whole menu. Dean says she will need her energy later. 

*Commercial*     

Lita and Dean are now in a hotel room. Lita comes out in some skimpy lingerie. Dean wants to play Mr. Rockafeller.  He turns out the lights. Lita says she likes them on and turns them back on and the Hardyz are there. (This had to be edited. But Dean jumped up all excited. "You guys are here! We can have an orgy.") They redid the end of the scene and Dean got clobbered with a champagne bottle. 

'When they finished and the Hardyz and Lita were leaving Matt hollered back at Dean "We have Standards, Dean!"

Match begin with the faces taking turns on Angle. It breaks down from there and it goes everyman for himself. After awhile each one of the faces try their finisher moves but none succeed. HHH and Rikish show up through the crowd and take down all the faces in the ring. Rikishi, HHH and Angle celebrate. Angle then hits Rikishi with the bet and HHH takes out Angle. HHH is the only man left standing as the show ends. 

  After the show all the guys got to the back and were all arguing. They all stormed off in different directions. I am guessing none of them were getting any Nookie from each other that night. When we get any more info  on these lovers quarrels we will let everyone know!

No nookie tonight.