Each week, the Unholy Altar Girl risks life and limb to go backstage and give us the inside scoop on what's REALLY happening on our favorite Wrestling Shows...

 

 

 

Once again we were fortunate that Mr. Dotson was not at this Smackdown so we were able to sneak in with out master of disguise. We walked right in as food delivery people.  However, our cameras were eaten by Rikishi later on, so we regret we have no pictures of this show.  We hope to find a better disguise for it next time than a hamburger.

 

Show opens with Mick is talking to Rikishi, HHH, Taker, Rocky, and Stone Cold one at a time about their title shots. And says that they are all number one contenders.

 

Angle then comes up and wants to know what is going on with five number one contenders. Mick tells him he will find out soon enough.

 

When they said cut for that shot Kurt came back and tried to bribe Mick with a night that he would “never EEEVVER Forget!” At that point Chris Jericho came over and kicked Kurt’s ass for ripping off his line. And for lying since his night he spent with Kurt was one he would rather forget. This was not a pretty sight. But after a couple minutes Edge and Christian came running to save Kurt.

 

Lita and the Hardyz vs. The Radicals (Saturn, Eddie and Dean)

General mayhem to start, back and forth. Nice double-teaming by the Hardyz followed by them holding Eddie up for a cross body by Lita from the top rope. Terri interferes and the Radicals get the advantage. More mayhem. Lita hits the moon salt on Dean, but Terri gets the Ref's attention. Eddie does his Frog Splash from the top rope and puts Dean on top.

Winners- Radicals

 

Mick backstage is hitting Connect Four pieces with a gavel then leaves. 

 

Mick was regretting not taking Kurt up on his offer.

 

*Commercial*

 

WWF Rewind- Rock putting the Sharp Shooter on Rikishi and Kurt coming in and interfering.

 

Mick comes out to the ring. (Clips of Kane vs. Taker from Raw are shown, then clips of Angle vs. SCSA are shown) he announces, “After Monday night my eyes are open a little wider to things that are going on around here. Things that I should have seen earlier.” 

 

Everyone thought he was talking about the run ins that happened during the week and so on. BUT what he is really talking about is that Kurt was getting away with all his antics by sleeping with most of the locker room. See Mick actually thought Kurt was a good little boy.

 

He then goes on to talk about the hit and run accident and the other things that have been going on. The Rock then comes out and does his normal “Finally the Rock has come back…” Says he is the number one contender and he doesn’t care if its five number one contenders, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, or ONE BIG MONKEY NIPPLE IN A PEAR TREE.  Then Foley calls out Undertaker who says “I don’t know what you’re talking about, but as long as I get a shot at Angle he doesn’t care.” Then Mick called out Stone Cold  

 

As Stone Cold came out you can not hear Mick talking to Taker about how he already had many “shots” at Kurt in the back from what he heard

 

and Stone Cold to him to hurry this all up so Mick calls out Rikishi and HHH. Mick announces that the main event for Armageddon will be a six-person hell in the cell for the title.

 

Angle then comes out to whine about the match. Mick adds that if any one gets physically involved with each other that night that they will be out of the match at Armageddon unless it is a assigned match.  If Kurt is the one who get physical he will be stripped of the title. HHH to Kurt: “Sucks to be you.”

 

Angle leaves and HHH runs  down Mick for losing Hell in the Cell and HHH has Steph come out and informs us all that it is his and Steph’s one-year anniversary.  HHH then invites everyone especially Austin to their celebration.

 

Backstage after all of this Kurt, HHH and Mick were standing around this is the conversation what went on.

Kurt- Mick NO physical contact?? NONE AT ALL?

HHH- You doofus, not that kinda of contact!

Mick- How do you know I don’t mean THAT kind of contact?

 

After that Mick walked off and Hunter and Kurt were just left there to figure out what kind of contact Mick meant.

 

*Commercials*

 

HHH and Steph celebrating.  They have Harvey Whippleman standing guard to let them know if any “surprise” guests show up.

 

Road Dogg and K Kwik vs. RTC w/ Steven and Ivory (tag title match)

Steven trips K Kwik and is sent to the back by the ref. Brawling on the outside with Road Dogg and Goodfather K Kwik does his 450 splash off the top rope. Covers Ivory hits him in the head with the belt (How did the ref NOT see that!)

Winners: RTC

 

Backstage Road Dogg consulted K Kwik on their lose and they headed off to the locker room where “Doggy’ll make it ALL better”

 

Backstage Kurt is whining to Mick about the Hell in the Cell match

 

*Commercials*

 

HHH and Steph celebrating; Harvey brings in the Champagne.

 

William Regal comes out and issues and open challenge after running down Minneapolis. Scotty 2 Hotty comes out.

 

William Regal vs. Scotty 2 Hotty (European Title match)

Lame match. Scotty hits the WORM. Neckbreaker by Regal.

Winner- Regal

 

More celebrating.  HHH got Steph a platinum bracelet. Benoit comes in and offers his services to HHH on his anniversary. Benoit said he would beat up Stone Cold for HHH. HHH tells him not to worry and to just concentrate on Jericho and The One. 

 

Camera went off and Chris also offered services to Hunter for later. Hunter took him up on the offer. It seems that Steph already had plans to “meet” up with Lita later

 

Stone Cold is shown somewhere in the building.

 

*Commercial*

 

Kane and Benoit vs. Chris Jericho and The One

Back and forth match (like most of the others for these guys) In the end Benoit gets the Crippler Cross Face on The One.

Winners-Benoit and Kane

 

In back Kurt comes in where Steph and HHH are celebrating. Steph is alone.  HHH is in the bathroom. Kurt wants Steph back in his corner but she says no. They hug and HHH comes in, Kurt says he just wanted to wish them a happy anniversary. 

 

Once Kurt left the room Hunter got in Steph’s face “Danmit Steph he’s MINE! Stop trying to take him or I’ll tell Lita” “Sorry Hunter but he hugged me. You need to control your man more.” After that they both laughed and went back to eating

 

*Commercial*

 

Lugs (Slam of the Week??) Blackman beating on Tiger Ali Singh

 

Lo Down and Tiger are back at the Commissioners office, but Mick isn’t there. Tiger is whining that Blackman was disrespectful to their heritage and needs to be suspended. Debra shows up and they tell her to be a good woman and go get Mick. She informs them that she is the Lt. Commissioner and can help them. She makes the match Lo Down and Tiger vs. Blackman and the Dudley Boys in a tag team table match.

 

Tazz interviews Molly and Crash Holly. (Very FUNNY!) 

 

Sorry do not remember much of what was said but Tazz saying ‘Gosh golly” after that I was just laughing to hard

 

Clips of Raw Stone Cold vs. Angle.

 

Stone Cold is interviewed by the coach. Talks about HHH and the Hell in the Cell match.

 

HHH and Steph watch the interview. 

 

Steph told Hunter that she didn’t think Steve was his type of guy. You know guys that you are out to end their career and visa versa its usually not a good idea to try to date.

 

*Commercial*

 

Lo Down and Tiger vs. Blackman and the Dudley Boys

Highlight were Dudley Boys getting the WHAAZZZUP on Tiger. Dudleyz on the outside brawling allows D Lo to get the Sky High on Blackman through the table for the win.

Winner- Lo Down and Tiger

 

*Commercials*

 

More celebrating.  Steph gave HHH lingerie “I don’t think it will fit,” HHH says. Then Trish comes in and says something then Test comes in and says stuff and drags Trish out. 

 

After the cameras were off Steph and Hunter had this conversation.

Steph- Are you sure that won’t fit? I thought I got your size.

(Hunter looks closer at the lingerie)

Hunter-Hmm I guess it is my size. Hold on I will go try it on.

(Hunter went into the bathroom and came back out five minutes later)

Steph- So?

Hunter- It fits, I have it on now.

(I left then)

 

Rikishi comes in and says stuff to HHH and leaves.

 

*Commercials*

 

Stone Cold walks.

 

Edge and Christian talk to Kurt and psych him up. 

 

Telling him that they were so going to celebrate after they won. Something about Edge and Christian putting on a show for Kurt.

 

Hardcore Holly is cleaning out a locker with Raven’s stuff in it. They argue and it ends up with Hardcore challenging Raven to a Hard Core match.

 

Harvey says a special cake is here and Hunter says bring it in.

 

*Commercial*

 

A bald guy with a goatee wearing a Stone Cold hate bring in the cake. 

 

Once the guy with the cake was thrown out Steph made this comment “You really got it bad for Austin. I saw the hardon you got when you saw that hat and bald head.” Hunter did say anything he just went into the bathroom

 

Hardcore Holly vs. Raven (Hardcore Match)

Match goes into the back into a bathroom out side across the street where it ends with Hardcore ramming Raven into a bus stop.

Winner- Hardcore Holly

After the match Raven got up and got into Hardcore's face.

 

Raven- “Let’s see how hardcore you really are!

Hardcore- What did you have in mind?

Raven- Be at my hotel at midnight and I will show you HARDCORE!

Hardcore- Fine!

 

Edge, Christian and Kurt walk

 

Taker walks and knock on Rocks door.

 

*Commercial*

 

More celebrating the special guest will be there any minute. HHH grabs a bottle and is waiting. 

 

Steph told Hunter to try and control himself.

 

Edge, Christian and Kurt vs. Rock and Taker

Taker is segregated and worked over, finally gets the hot tag to Rock clears house. Brawling all around. While ref is on the outside Angle got the Olympic Slam on the Rock. Christian covers but Rocky kicks out. Taker and Angle in Taker chokeslams Angle and the last ride.

Winner- Rock and Taker

Backstage Kurt asked if they could celebrate.

Edge- Of course man!

Christian- TOTALLY!!

They all walked off towards “The locker room of Love”

 

Backstage Hunter tells Steph to blow out the candles and hid in the bathroom this could get ugly 

 

This part actually had to be retaped because Steph told Hunter that he better keep his pants on.

 

 Lights go off someone walks in sounds off a fight for a minute or two then we see Stone Cold outside laughing. He comes in the room and turns on the light and Hunter see he was beating on Vince. 

 

And still got a HUGE hardon.  Hmm wonder what that means?

 

Stone Cold laughs, then leaves and Hunter and Steph attend to Vince as the show ends.

 

Well I must say the backstage is very sordid at these events! I am off to New York to get the Scoop on Heat. Hopefully our luck keeps up and we stay far away from Mr. Dotson. Till Sunday.