Now as many people probably noticed Kurt was having trouble and was tripping over words. We discovered the reason for this is he was almost late for the promo Kurt was in back in a lock dressing room with two men (Rumored to be Canadian and Blonde This however is not confirmed) What we do know is that a couple hours before Raw two blondes were seen going into Kurt’s dressing room. Many different sounds were heard coming from the Dressing from like a whipping sound, something that sounded like Ready Whip being sprayed and the most interesting was the sound of someone making the sound of a sheep. I just didn’t want to know after that.

Kurt thinking about Blondes (not Debra) and flubbing his lines

Now since Kurt was locked away in his dressing room he and Mick did not get a chance to go over their promo. You could see the end result when Kurt said something about this match before Mick officially made it.    

Mick says Kurt will have to defend the title but does not say against who.    

When this was done and Mick and Kurt came backstage words were exchanged about Kurt paying more attention to his job and not those dumb blondes. Kurt came back with saying that Mick was just pissed because Al (Snow) left him for Steve (Blackman). That was the end of that conversation and both men stormed off in opposite directions.  

Who's your Daddy, Kane?

When the cameras stopped rolling Kurt and Kane left hand in hand off towards Kurt’s locker room. I followed and used our high-tech listening device (A glass) now I heard some interesting grunts and someone saying, “Who’s your daddy!”.

This is what I heard during this interview

   Blah Blah Rock Blah Sledgehammer Blah Blah blah 400 pounds something or another blah blah.   

When I woke up from the coma that Rikishi put me in I moved on to see Taker tuning up his bike  

Taker messing with his bike backstage Kane says from off camera "Hey Big brother"   “Big” Huh?   And starts beating him up.   Edge, Christian and Kurt are watching this all from Kurt’s dressing room    

You may notice that you never saw the door from the outside of Kurt’s locker room. Well there is a good reason from this. Someone(s) attached a “Locker Room of Love” sign outside and no one could get it down.  

 Kurt is very proud of himself for getting Kane to attack Taker.    

After the cameras went off Edge asked Kurt how he got Kane to do that. Kurt’s answer was “I think you know” and a wink   

Watching Kurt's handiwork

He's always on top!

2 Cool had been near drooling over how “Doable” Taker was right before Taker was attacked by Kane. That is why they were right there to help  

WWF Slam of the Week. The ONE winning the title. Eddie vs. The ONE Billy Gunn OK match. At the end all Radicals run in. During confusion Billy does the sleep slam gets the pin Winner The ONE! After the match Radicals beat on Billy then Benoit comes and beats on him too then the Radicals leave. Rikishi Walks Rock Walks   *Commercial*   During the break we see that Taker got Mick to make a Taker vs. Kane match for tonight.   Kurt comes out to do commentary and says, "He doesn't care who he has to face cause he'll end up on top"  

  I was in the Green room when this was going on and I witnessed Edge and Christian talking, well more like whining.

  Edge- “Yea he’s ALWAYS on top!”

  Christian- “I know it’s SO unfair!”

After the match Rikishi beats on the Rock and sits on Rocky. Rock is bleeding from the mouth.   

Foley is looking for The Rock.   

*Commercial*  

At WWF NY Regal is picking on the people eating.  

Lita and Dean talking He's coming on to her and etc. She asks, "Are you right or Left Handed?" "Go entertain yourself" Radicals come through the door knock her down Hardyz Show up to help her and Radicals beat them down.   

After reviewing the tape I noticed you could not hear this but right before the door hit Lita she told Dean “Dean I go for girls”

Lita informing Dean she only likes girls

Kurt can do whoever he wants in his locker room!

JR: "Taker and Kane GET IT ON Next" Taker walks.   

*Commercial*  

*Once again recap of what happened before the break*  

Kane vs. Taker Normal Kane Taker match out side of the ring JR- "Kane’s Rockin the Taker worlds on the outside"   

Even the best commentators slip up sometimes    

As Taker was going to do the Last Ride on Kane Edge, Christian and Kurt ran in beat on Take. They held Taker up for Angle to beats on him. All leave Taker in the ring.   

*Commercial* 

*Blah what just happened before the commercial*  

Kurt, Edge and Christian in Kurt's locker room celebrating. Mick storms in and yells and E&C to leave "This is my locker room and I can have whoever I want in it"   

Once Edge and Christian were outside I hear them say that Mick was just jealous because Mick was not normally invited into Kurt’s locker room. They both started laughing after that.   

Angle and Mick exchange words and insults. Mick tells Kurt is facing SCSA tonight.

Road Dogg and K-Kwick share a "moment" in front of the world.

RTC (Val and Steven) vs. Road Dogg and K Kwik Steven talksand no one (including me) listens During the match Road Dogg gave K Kwik a spanking.   

A Roadie told me that some wrestlers just couldn’t keep their hands off of each off of each other. Obviously Road Dogg is one of them.  

 Winner Road Dogg and K Kwik SCSA walks. Hardyz go down stairs.   

*Commercial*   (“Do you have Pop?” Is that like Ebola?)   

WWF Rewind Smackdown Food fight.   Mick is outside and Debra comes out to talk to him. Tiger and Lo Down wants a match tonight. Foley gives Tiger a Hardcore Title match.  

  As you could see Matt was concerned ,but Chris was wired.  He wanted to protect his lover!    

Then poetry in Motion on Saturn. Degenerates down to all men in the ring. Walls of Jericho on Malenko. Winners- Hardyz and Y2J Eddie comes in and attacks Y2J, but Eddie ends up in the Walls of Jericho. Attempt Swanton Bomb on Terri, but Jeff’s stopped and the Radicals destroy them.    

After the match the Hardyz and Chris came back.  Once behind the curtain Chris started kissing Jeff asking if he was ok. The quickly went to Chris’ dressing room.

Chris:  It's okay, Jeffy!  Your Lion will come save you!

Kinky...

The other ways Al was helping Steve get ready did not make it to camera. It appears that a good way to psych someone up is to have sex. Who knew!?  

 Steve Blackman vs. Tiger Ali (Hardcore Match) Very one-sided match Tiger does not put up much of a fight. Blackman basically kills him. Match ends with Blackman pinning Tiger and taking his Turban. Winner- Blackman   

Backstage Al asked Steve if he would wear that tonight.. only the Turban  

Edge and Christian walking with Kurt psyching him up.  

I know I heard one of them say if you win we’ll use the cuffs tonight.

Rocky comes out of nowhere and starts beating on Kurt. Refs and the Dudley’s come and separate them. Mick throwing Edge, Christian and the Rock out of the building. Mick then pushes Kurt towards the ring.

Kurt vs. SCSA

Back and forth with various wrestling moves. On the outside Austin’s head off the steps. They go and forth from the ring to the announce table. Ab stretch by Angle, Austin then with a sleeper followed by more action on the outside. Back on the inside Austin with the Lou Thez press and punches and spine buster. Steph comes down and gets the finger from Austin. Kurt rolls Austin up for two. Stunner by Austin. HHH runs in and the match is thrown out. HHH beats on Austin neck breaker on a steel chair. HHH and Steph stand over a broken Stone Cold.

*End of Show*

When SCSA and Hunter both came back to the green room. Steve was upset at Hunter

.

SCSA- “Did you have to be so rough Hunter?”

HHH- “I thought you liked it rough Steve!”

SCSA- “Not what I meant Jackass!”

HHH- “Well if you really want to see rough..”

SCSA- “No son if YOU wanna see rough be at room 316 at midnight!”

Then both men walked off.  I must say coming and going from Backstage is much easier with out Mr. Dotson around.

Giving it to Steve the way he likes it.