Brilliant people exhibit either their sense of humor or their marvelous intelligence through their essay-writing abilities. Sadly, my essays tend to appear randomly, and so they contain neither wit nor any brain matter to them.

I've written so many of such rants and rambles that I'll only put up the least embarrassing of them; the ones that weren't the product of my hyper, insomnia-ridden nights.
Essays
Speculations About Life

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