| Novels |
| Novels - long, endless trains of thought following the lives of a group of set characters; rarely straying from a main subject. My novels vary in how good they are; as I said, most of them are from long ago, and I have yet to finish typing up my most recent ones. Here are 2 of my longest and oldest novels, which are yet to be proofread and checked for errors. There is a sickeningly large amount of errors in these works, please don't point it out. I KNOW. Besides, these were written back when my mom still fed us something called "head cheese", convinced it's a normal type of luncheon meat. It's brain arsenic. |
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| X-Lab After reading James Patterson's novel about children with wings, I realized just how much better a story I could write. I tried, and my freshman year of high school was wasted on a novel that soon became rather ridiculous. Most of the science in this book comes from what I learned in Health class, which should justify any awful, terrible mistakes I make. It's about the year 2198, and how scientists are secretly working on genetically mutated beings called X-Labs, and a girl named Sandra, who finds out their secret... and meets a particular X-Lab named Devin. Rating: PG-13, for some romance (how I despise it...) and there's a smidgeon of bad language, and a shitload of violence and hard themes. Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 |
| Like The Wind A cute story from my overactive mind; I was young and heavily infulenced by video games. After all, which nerd kid isn't? So I thought I could pull off a novel. This novel follows the life of Johnny, a young thief that, after an absurd twist of events, ends up the bodyguard of a capricious princess. Rating: Pg-13 for violence, and as much sexuality as my perverted 12 year old mind could pull off. Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 |