Next Valentine's Day, I'll Just Stay Home Oh Saint Valentine, Saint Valentine If only the man I loved were mine No candy hearts, no teddy bears No charming bows to tie my hair No pink stationary, fragranced with perfume No more dance dates at the Boom-Boom Room No long stemmed roses, no Hallmark cards No more Shakespeare, I've run nine yards Goodbye chocolates, moonlit walks Adios phone calls, midnight talks Ciao to kisses, bye bye Cupid I think these things are rather stupid This year in love I've had no luck I should surrender before it starts to suck Next Valentine's Day, I'll just stay home and keep on writing sappy love poems!
				© 2000 BLONDEfox Note: This poem won 3rd place in the comedy category at a poetry contest in Alameda. Yay!