Greg's parents came home and found his nude body in the bathroom. His mother was so devastated she lost control of her emotions. His father didn't even give a shit. In fact, he was happy, although he pretended to care because of the way his wife felt. Greg's father would soon be sorry that he ever fucked with him.

       Just before Greg killed himself, he left a note and he wrote exactly as he felt and this is what he had to say: "After losing my only close friend, I just can't take living anymore. I've been fucked over too many times and I couldn't take it anymore. Father, I knew you had my boyfriend murdered and got away with it. I will forgive you under and only under these conditions. At my funeral, you are to deliver my eulogy, and to prove that you love me, you are to take off all my clothes and fuck my dead body, while everybody watches. Then you are to take your tongue and rim my asshole and suck out all your cum and swallow it, and remember, you would if you loved me! You better suck every drop of cum out of my ass, or else! I don't want any of your body fluids kept in my dead body. After my funeral, I want to be cremated, and have my ashes dropped off the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, where I will feel at peace. Don't you dare leave any of my ashes anywhere in Florida, or I will cause a lot of damage and here is my final word to anyone that could not accept me. FUCK YOU"!

       Greg's father thought that he was really fucked up, after reading that note, but he did have a point; nobody in their right mind would want to be fucked by their father, dead or alive! Greg's father thought that he could deny his wishes and get away with it. He was dead wrong.

         At Greg's funeral, a lot of phony assholes who treated him like shit when he was alive were there. Most of them were people that he went to school with. They told Greg's parents that they were so sorry that he's gone, but they were full of shit. They just wanted to appear that they were really wonderful, even though they were scum. Even Kirk said he was sorry about what had happened to Greg, although he treated him like shit the whole time that he knew him. As it would turn out, Kirk will be sorry that he ever fucked with Greg. Greg's mother felt guilty and was devastated about losing her son.

      Meanwhile, his father didn't give a shit about him what so ever, but he was still going to give the eulogy. Just before he was about to give the eulogy, a ghostly image of Greg appeared that his father and only his father would see and Greg just wanted to remind his father about what he needed to do. He was even polite, and he said, "dad, please don't forget to fuck my dead body". His father was in a state of shock after hearing that and could not believe it. Well anyway, he preceded with the eulogy and made up all kinds of bullshit about how wonderful his son was. While he was going on, Greg's image appeared again and he wasn't so polite this time. He said, "fuck my dead body, or else"! Well, pretending that he didn't hear that, he just went on saying more bullshit. Greg appeared again and said, "cut the bullshit and fuck my dead body", but his father would not listen to him and he was starting to get pissed off at Greg. Greg appeared again and said, "you better fuck my dead body you fucking bastard"! Greg's father was getting more pissed off at Greg for appearing over and over again and saying that. It was causing it to get more difficult for him to keep making up bullshit on how wonderful Greg was. Well, Greg appeared again and said, "you fuckin' scumbag, you fuckin' douchebag bastard, you fuck my dead body, before I cut your fuckin' dick off". His father couldn't take it anymore, so he went into a rampage, took a baseball bat and started beating his casket with it and said, "you fuckin' faggot, queer, I hate you, I'm glad you're dead, you fuckin' sick pervert". Greg failed to get his father to fuck his dead body, but at least he accomplished one thing. Everybody at the funeral discovered that all the nice things he said about him was all made up bullshit.

      Greg's mother was not to pleased with the way her husband behaved at the funeral, but she figured, that he was just upset about his Greg's death. He told her that Greg kept appearing over and over again asking him to fuck his dead body. After he said that, she thought that he belonged in a mental institution. Either that, or she thought that he was on drugs.

      Greg's father did go along with his wishes to be cremated, but was it because he cared for his wishes? No. It was because he was too cheap to have him buried. He thought that he could deny Greg's wish to have his ashes taken to San Francisco and dropped off the Golden Gate Bridge. He tried to justify it by telling his wife that he didn't have the money and could not afford to go to San Francisco. He didn't have any money because he spent the money on prostitutes and cocaine, and he really didn't give a shit about his wife either.

     After Greg was cremated, his mother and father picked up the ashes. On the way home, they were driving southbound on interstate 95 when the image of Greg appeared again and of course, only his father saw it. He said, "I hate you, you fucking bastard, you denied my wish and refused to fuck my dead body, but I'll forgive you if you take me to San Francisco, right now". Of course, he ignored him and refused. All of a sudden, the car turned around and started going northbound on interstate 95, going the wrong way, going over 100 miles an hour. Greg appeared laughing at his father and said, "I'm going to take you on a long terrifying trip on the freeway, all the way to San Francisco, asshole". Unfortunately, a state trooper spotted Greg's father driving down the freeway like a maniac, going the wrong way. Greg disappeared, and his father pulled over. His father said, "officer it ain't my fault that I was driving recklessly. See, my dead son possessed the car and tried to force me to go to San Francisco against my will and because I refused to listen, he turned the car around, going the wrong way and he tried to take us to San Francisco, all the way to the Golden Gate Bridge, so his ashes could be dropped off there, so please don't give me a ticket". Somehow, the state trooper didn't believe him, nor was he amused, but because he told him that story, the state trooper decided to give him a $500 fine.

     Greg's father was really pissed off at him for causing him a $500 fine and Greg was pissed because his father wouldn't take him to San Francisco. Greg's mother could not believe that he would possess the car. She thought that his father decided to show her exactly what he is, an asshole. Well, after he got his ticket, Greg's father continued to drive home and Greg decided to go at it again. He took over the car again, going the wrong way and said, "you refused to take me to San Francisco, you fucking prick and I'm going to fucking kill you". The car smashes through a guard rail and was left dangling. Greg's mother and father managed to get out of the car. His mother forgot about Greg's ashes. She grabbed them and then the car went off the bridge and blew up. While that happened, his father saw Greg laughing at him. His father tried to grab the ashes from his wife and said, "I'm gonna get you, you fucking queer". His mother said, "what the fuck is wrong with you? How could you treat our son like that"? He told her that Greg possessed the car and destroyed it and tried to kill him. Greg's mother told him again, that he belongs in a mental institution.

      One day while Greg's mother was out of town visiting her sister, his father decided to pick up a prostitute and bring her to the house. He sure was glad that Greg was dead, because he couldn't pick up hookers and bring them to the house when he was alive. Well, he could have, but if he did, he wouldn't be able to be the good family man that he pretended to be. He thought that Greg had given up bothering him. Wrong!

       Before he decided to fuck the hooker, he and she were sniffing lines of cocaine. If he didn't buy the coke, he would have had more than enough money to take Greg to San Francisco and stay at the finest motels along the way. Greg was so pissed off when he saw that, he appeared again. This time, his father and the hooker saw him and Greg said, "so, with the money you spent on that coke, you could have taken me to San Francisco, you fuckin' scumbag, hypocrite". After the hooker saw and heard that, she thought someone had tainted the coke with acid. He then appeared again, talking to her and said, "I can't have my ashes dropped off in San Francisco because of you, you fucking cunt"! He took all the cocaine and forced it up her nose, until she overdosed and died. He disappeared after that, but he wanted to kill his father so bad, however, he wanted to see him suffer some humiliation, first.

     His father called the police after Greg murdered the hooker. When the police arrived, he told them that his son came back from the dead and killed her. For some reason, they did not believe him, so he was arrested and charged with murder and possession of cocaine. When his wife came home, she was not too pleased when she found out that her husband was arrested for murdering a prostitute while sniffing cocaine.

      Greg's father managed to get released from jail and out on bail, thanks with the help from the corrupt sheriff. After he got home, he had to take a shit real bad. While sitting on the toilet, Greg appeared and said, "gee dad, did you know that your shit really stinks"! His father said, "leave me alone you fuckin' faggot cocksucker". Greg said, "you need to learn to respect the dead". He then grabbed his father and banged his head into the toilet bowl, until he was knocked unconscious. He stuck his face right in his own shit! His wife came home and saw her husband with his face in the toilet, in his own shit. At that moment, he regained consciousness, which was a bad moment for Greg, because the garbage man was at the house. His father grabbed the bottle with Greg's ashes in it, ran outside with his own shit all over his face and threw his ashes into the garbage truck. His wife was very pissed off at him for doing that. She was so pissed off at him, she filed for divorce.

So, Greg may really hate South Florida, but he at least learns that being a piece of trash in the landfill to be a lot of fun in Chapter III