Tina

Paul

Hannah

Jon

Bradley

Jo

Rachel

Tina: I have to say Jon's least like that. He's very clean. Hannah: Oh probably better than all of us, actually. He wears Asda Y-fronts. Clean and white like a girl.
Tina: Don't be nasty. (Pause). Does he really?

Star: WHAT WILL YOU BE DEMANDING FOR YOUR DRESSING ROOM?

Paul: I'm gonna ask for naked women.

Tina: I've never seen anyone's, like, tackle.
Hannah: No, Paul gets his willy out a lot. He wrapped it round... Nah, I can't tell you.
Rachel: Go on- hey dished the dirt on us!
Hannah: He wrapped it round his wrist and used it as a watch! (Laughs) And then he said, 'Hannah, ask me the time!'

Brad: They all kick a football like this. (Gets up, keeps leg straight, throws it forwards awkwardly.) Paul: Of course Jo thinks she's brilliant.
Jon: Oh God, Jo's like, 'I'm wicked at bowling. Totally wicked.' And then you go bowling and she's rubbish! Darts. 'I'm wicked at darts.' Rubbish. (Shakes head). It would be OK if she didn't always say, 'I'm wicked at that, completely wicked.'

SH: They're impossible to drag away from shops...

Jon: Girls can't just go into a shop and look at something and say, "That's nice". They have to feel it.
Bradley: And then they have to try it on in eight different colours and sizes.

Jo: First you copy Hannah's style, now you wanna be a Hanson brother. What's
up with the HAN-theme?

Rachel: (Horrified). Why would we want to snog them?

Hannah: Paul smells. He changes his pants about every two days. Tina: He does wash, obviously- just not as often as we'd like.

Star: ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THINGS GOING WRONG?

Paul: When Michael Jackson was on tour when he was younger, a light fell on him and burnt his head. It wouldn't be very nice if that happened to us.

Hannah: Jon's walked in on me in the bath.
Rachel: Oh, and me.
Jo: And me. Hannah: He's got a habit of doing that, hahaha!

Paul: I think Hannah and Tina will go on their own.. But then Hannah's not that girly really, except when it comes to being, well, I don't like to use the word manipulative, but she...
Jon: (Nodding)... get's her own way.

Bradley: Yeah, you're right. I'm lazy. So what? Sleeping is good for my complexion.

Jo:
Of course I'm nervous, I'll be the one throwing up before I go onstage!
(on the tour)

Rachel:
People eating with their mouth open- that drives me maaad! I've grown up with my mum saying, 'Eat with your mouth shut!' so I don't do it. That noise people make when they do it is so horrible- Paul does it, he's so bad at it. I think it's 'cause he's always got so much to say! Usually I just get annoyed although I tell Paul to stop it- we all tell Paul! Yuk, yuk, yuk!

Tina:
I don't think people realise how long it takes to shoot a video. Theres so many guys it's hard to focus.

Paul: They're all beautiful girls, obviously, and hand on my heart I can say I love them. (Pauses), well, maybe love's a bit strong...

Hannah: I bet Paul said I was messy. Yeah? Cheeky git!

SH: They're too emotional...

Paul: And if they've got a problem, they're not afraid to ask for advice.
Jon: I got a lot of that in LA. I was sick to death of it, I felt like Jerry Springer. I was trying to give advice to the person asking (Clue: Jon lived with Tina in LA) and thinking, "I wanna go to bed, stop asking me for advice".

  We've had signing coaches - not that we've needed them.

Jo: My boyfriend is very supportive of the fact I'm a 'sex symbol'. I'll show him a pic in a magazine like FHM and he'll go , 'Oh thats nice, the football's on...'

Rachel: It was my birthday a while ago and Jon was the only other member of S Club to phone me.

Tina: It depends. In sexual questions I'd never go to the boys. They always think about the one thing anyway.

Paul: Plus we could have them in a fight. (They all laugh).
Jon: I dunno. Tina would put up some resistance.
Brad: And Jo would put up a couple of punches. She's scary.
Jon: Rachel as well I recon.
Paul: (Shaking his head) We'd still win

SH: They're messy...

All: Yes!
Tina: I shared an apartment with in LA and he's easy to live with, although I have to say he was allergic to cleaning.
Hannah: Bradley and Paul are worse. Paul had his own place in LA and I went round there and found a plate with hard, crusty tomato ketchup and bits of Cornish pasty on it! It was disgusting and it looked like it had been there for months.

SH: They play hard to get...

Jon: Girls say, "I'm not going to phone him, I'm not going to phone him. (Pauses) Okay, okay, I'll call him!" I'm not saying which ones...

  TVH: HOW MUCH LONGER DO YOU SEE S CLUB LASTING?

Bradley: We just want to do it until we drop. Not with, like grey hair or anything!

Jo: I always say to Paul, and I choose Paul cuz he's the biggest, out of the boys. Um, I normally jump on his shoulders, on his back, for some really weird reason, and say "Right, run!"

If you were stuck on a desert island and had to eat one of the band, who would it be?

Rachel: Definitely not Paul – he’s too smelly – and not Hannah, because she’s too tiny. Probably Bradley because he’s got a lot of meat on him.

Could you live without the others?

Bradley: Of course.
Tina: Yes, very good.

SH: They never shut up...

Paul: When we first started the band, Rachel would constantly be on the phone, even when she was driving. (Note to readers who drive: this is not a good idea)

SH: They sit with their hands down their trousers or talk about their bits...

All: (Squealing with laughter) Yep!
Hannah: Especially Paul, he's always got his hands down his trousers. I don't think he'd be Paul if he didn't.

Which S Clubber would try to make a heroic rescue attempt?

Jon: Probably Paul.
Rachel: yeah, or Jo.

Exan: If Paul was to arm wrestle the queen mum, who would win?

Jo: The queen mum.

Starz: Paul and Rachel, any good hair tips?

Paul: If you have lice, fleas, or ticks use a good lice shampoo twice a week until all bugs are gone

Starz: Not quite what we had in mind

Paul: No, I have a good one. Get your hair cut like me then use lots of
Gel and shape hair like mine! Rachel: Paul, you're mad. Wash hair every other day because over washing
breaks it down. I use Herbal Essences, personally. Oh, and use styling
products minimally, Paul.

SH: They want everything paid for them...

Paul: Nah, every girl in the band goes Dutch on dates.
Jon: I dunno, I'd expect to pay for everything if I was on a date.
Brad: Me too.
Paul: (Shaking his head) I'm not a traditionalist at all. If the girl expected me to pay for everything, I'd be like, "No way!"

Paul: I know that hair has no effect on my top band, but some people I know
(cough, cough) Hannah: EWW! You just spit on me!

Jon: Paul and Hannah. They are the secret "perfect couple" of the band. Like Adam
and Eve.

Exan: It’s the Jon doll! Or is that the Ken doll? I can’t tell the difference. (They all laugh) Now if Jon’s doll were in a boxing ring with Britney’s and Christina’s doll in the other corner, who would win the battle of the blondes?

Paul: Out of all three? Umm... Jon definitely. He’s a martial artist.

Exan: Is that true?

Jo: Probably Christina would win actually.

Rachel - Dermot O'Leary think you ahve the greatest bum ever.

"Really.. aww what a sweetie , I haven't really stared at his bum , so I can't return the compliment , I'll definitely have a quick look next time I see him."

Paul: The S Club girls are very good at making boys jealous, they're very intimidating and they hunt in packs. And they're not exactly subtle! When we were filming LA7 one of them fancied one of the crew, so they all got together and shouted, "Oi! Sexy!" They were scarey.

Hannah: Jon copying my haircut. It's understandable, I'm his role model, he wants to be me, he'll be wearing my tops next!

Jon: No, I never feel lonely. How could I? There are always six people around, fooling around.

  TVH: IF YOU COULD WIN ANY AWARD NEXT YEAR, WHAT'D IT BE?

Jo: An MTV Award in the States. I don't care what for, it could be 'Worst Haircut' for all I care.

Rachel says: "I love Israel - I went there at Christmas."

Paul: Rachel's the hardest to drag away from the shops - once she's shopping, you can't stop her!

W: In one episode, Hannah, you apparently had a brief fling with film star Tommy DeWitt...

Hannah: (laughs) Yeah that's true.

W: ...but he's not your type.

Hannah: Absolutely not - that is 100 per cent true! He was really sweet... but, you know, he's not my type. But then, not many blokes are.
Jo: You do like blokes, don't you?
Hannah: Not really. I used to... not much anymore. I get bored easily.

Jon: I admit it! I got my hair lightened a few times. I can't help it,
it gets too dark sometimes!

Rachel in the official bio:
I reckon I'm: Determined and ambitious
But Paul reckons I'm: Dead easy to have a heart to heart with

SH: They spend hours getting ready...

Paul: (Nodding at Rachel) There's a perfect example. Did you notice she took a little bit longer in the dressing room before the photoshoot?

Hannah: I'd be a monkey.

W: Which monkey?

Hannah: Well, there's a monkey in The Lion King. He gets up, he eats... he goes to sleep.

Which band member would be most upset by the news of your kidnapping?

RACHEL: Brad would be like, “Oh really? Oh, OK!” Tina would probably be the same. I think Jo would be most upset because she’s very protective of us. Paul would also be upset. He doesn’t really show it usually but if something like that happened he’d be really upset.

Paul: I've burped in a girls mouth before, but we knew each other very well.

Who do you like most?

Hannah (looks grimly): Nobody!

WM: We've heard some interesting episode rumours. Did Bradley actually fall asleep when he was supposed to be acting asleep?

Hannah: (laughs) Brad has to fall asleep in so many scenes and nine times out of ten he will fall asleep. 'Cuz that's Bradley.
Rachel: He wants to feel the scene.

"I'd love to direct a video , maybe Simon will read this"

Hannah: My hair stylist suggested a short bob, so I got one. If he said
shave it all off, I would.

Rachel (looks grimly at Bradley): I always go to the person I have problems with!

Do you think you’re a good friend?

PAUL: I’ll cuddle them when they’re crying, pat their back when they’re vomiting, that sort of thing!”

Rachel: "Glass of wine and I'm anybody's" says Hannah S Club.

Paul on romance: “Honestly, I wouldn’t even give myself one out of ten on the romance scale.

Paul on Hannah: “I guess you could say Hannah is a bit hyper at times! But she livens things up when we all get together.”

Me and Rachel and Bradley are Gooners.

SH: There have been some rumours in the press about you and Rachel dating. Is this true?

Paul: (Grins) I'll tell you now, in Smash Hits, it's absolutely not true. I haven't even read that. Tomorrow I'll probably read that Bradley and I are having an affair. You get used to the rumours so it's amusing. It doesn't bother me.

“Paul, as the “elder statesman” of the seven, is the one who’s most confident about his looks, and thinks some of the others – Rachel especially – shouldn’t be so insecure."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Hannah - *in a chirpy voice* Cos he wanted to get to the other side, heh-heh!
Rachel - I think it's because he was stupid!
Paul- Yeah - he probably couldn't read the sign!

TVH -Give the person to your right a 'Seven Name'...

Rachel - Erm...Tina would be Go-getter Seven.
Tina - Jo would be Busty Seven!
Jo - Thanks! Brad would be Sleepy Seven
Brad - Jon would have to be Joker Seven.
Jon - Hannah, what would you be? Party Seven
Hannah - And Paul would be Smelly Seven! Or funny Seven, but we've had that! No - Weirdo Seven!
Paul - Cheers, mate! Rachel would have to be Make-up Seven - she's always buying the stuff!

TVH -Who's the biggest liar out of the band?

Jon, Paul, Rachel, Tina, & Hannah - Bradley!
Bradley - No, it's not - it's Rachel!
Jo - Rachel's not a liar! None of the bad are liars, really.
Paul - Yeah, Bradley doesn't tell whoppers, just little lies. Like, he'll say he's late because the train crashed!

Paul - I haven't lied to get in the band, but I have lied today! I told Rachel I bought the Wolenut chocolate in the fridge so she wouldn't eat it, but really I found it!
Rachel - Oh you!

Paul: I am cultivating this kind of squeegee- (exposes belly)
Hannah: Oh, I was going to say that! That's my belly!
Paul: Like Hannah's. It's the fashion.

Paul (grins): No, not really. I like having time for me. You can do particular (you-know-which) things then

What was the worst rumour, you have ever read in a newspaper about you?

Paul: Me dating our blonde Hannah.