| PCMCIA: |
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms |
| ISDN: |
It Still Does Nothing |
| APPLE: |
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity |
| SCSI: |
System Can't See It |
| DOS: |
Defective Operating System |
| BASIC: |
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control |
| IBM: |
I Blame Microsoft |
| DEC: |
Do Expect Cuts |
| CD-ROM: |
Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months |
| OS/2: |
Obsolete Soon, Too. |
| WWW: |
World Wide Wait |
| MACINTOSH |
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs |
| PENTIUM: |
Produces
Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
|
| LISP: |
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses |
| MIPS: |
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed |
| WINDOWS: |
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System |
| MICROSOFT: |
Most
Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
|
| RISC: |
Reduced Into Silly Code |
