Obsessions!
... You know you're obsessed when...yada yada yada...
- You go out and by some instruments just so you can jam along with the Fab Four!! (haha... I got a guitar)
- CDs, records, you've got 'em all!
- You bought a turntable so you can play your Beatley records.
- You daydream about being in the Ed Sullivan audience.
- You are convinced that the Beatles never really broke up...the explanation: aliens came and now the Beatles are all on some far away island singing "Strawberry Fields Forever" together...happily.
- The gear garb... you've got it all: from hats to shirts...you are decked out in Official Bealte-wear.
- Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds was actually written about you !
- You fancy yourself the "5th" Beatle.
- You insist that it is still 1968... (yepp, life is good.)
- You are kept alive by the fact that someone, somewhere, at any moment in time is playing Beatle music.
- Your web site is a "Rolling Stone Free" Zone. (sometimes)
- You keep up with everyone's birthday...you bake (or buy) a cake (yucky cake)...and even send out invitations!! (can't forget birthday cards)
- You can make any situation better by just uddering a quote from one of the four greatest musicians ever!
- You can udder almost any quote from a movie, song, or interview if given the right cue...(example: someone says help! and you say...Help me if you can, I'm feeling down, And I do appreciate you being 'round)
- Who needs CD's? Original LP's could help save the world.
- You know how to act with a bit of decorum in a posh place ...because you've had lessons!
- You've developed a permenant Liverpuddian accent.
- You frequently visit Pepperland in your yellow submarine. (mine is a classic... Beatle Yellow, 1968 model... you should see it in the summer!!... and the motor even works!)
- You've got a hole in your pocket...
- You quit the police department... and got your self a steady job.
- Your computer is on the verge of a nervous breakdown because of all the Beatle files you have. (pics, songs, etc... you get the idea)
- You can't wait til it snows because then you can build beatle men insted of snowmen. Of course, you put lables on them because not everyone knows who the Beatles are (another sad fact of life).
- You stand on a snowdrift and proclaim your self the fool on the hill.
- Halloween costume?
 I'm going as a Wrigley's wrapper.
- You wake up every morning at 6 just to listen to Breakfast with the Beatles on your local radio station (the best thing on the radio...ever!)
- You actually call in on the Breakfast with the Beatles Quiz and have your Mind Games CD to prove it. (thank you...)
- Your local radio station has come to expect your Beatle request because you call in every day.
- You've taken up meditation instead of drugs, just like Ringo suggested.
- Your backpack proudly displays your Beatlemania state of mind.
- You wake up in your Beatley PJ's, in your Beatley bed, in your Beatley world, and fix your Beatley hair, and listen to your Beatley music, and drive your Beatley car, and make sure your Beatley seat belt is buckled, and call your Beatley friends on your Beatley fone, and eat your Beatley food, and live your Beatley life, and go to your Beatley sleep, and dream your Beatley dreams. (I came up with that in english class one day...)
- You are reminded of the Beatles by little things.
- Your life goal is to make that sacred pilgrimage to The Cavern and Liverpool in general before you die.
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