(Hello.) [{Like Ed McMahon} Hello, yes sir, YES!] Well I am sure you all have heard of the movie Being John Malkovich. Well Reggie has walked into the head of William Shatner. (Bones!) And then Bandit into the head of DeForest Kelley. [Damnit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a... small plush fox.] Here we go again...

Reggie : Captain's Log, stardate 1234.5 Starship Enterprise en route to... Mr. Sulu where are we headed?
Sulu : To Vulcan, sir.
Reggie : That's.... {arms forward} right.. thank.. you ... Sulu. Vulcan. We are taking some people to Vulcan. They are Vulcans. On Vulcan they will do Vulcan things. End Captain's Log.
Bandit : Jim!
Reggie : Yes, Bones.
Bandit : There is a thing that happened with Spock! (Door open and Redmond's tail is seen coming out of Leonard Nimoy's Head!!!)
Redmond : Captain, we must not goto Vulcan we have to goto.... Reggie : Where... Spock... Where... mustwego?
Redmond : To the Devron System.
Bandit : The Devron system you pointy eared... vulcan thing! Redmond : Sensors indicate.... things there. (The doors open and Bills big toe is seen stiocking out of the head of none other than Ricardo Montalban!!!)
Bill : Kirk! You will die!
Reggie : Khan!!!!
Bandit : My god Jim!
Redmond : We are in deep pooh pooh, logically speaking, Captain. Bill : Surrender! For you are not really William Shatner, you are an imposter.
Reggie : No.... what.... do .. youmean? (Bill pulls out a phaser and kills Wm. Shatner! Bandit runs next to him, checks him and looks up at Ricardo Montalban.)
Bandit : He's dead... Jim is ... Dead he is... (confused) he's not breathing. (all of a sudden everyone is returned to Bill's den and in their appropriate bodies.) Do you see what I have to put up with. (I liked being Wm. Shatner, until you shot me you dorkface!) Well the galaxy is a safer place. (Until I become Mark Hamill !!!!!) {Bill thinking: I am going to hate sqeezing into Yoda.} Bye everyone. (Bye.) [Yes, you are correct sir!!!]

-Bill, Bandit Bushytail, Redmond Foxworthy & Reggie Foxworthy :o)