Deep in the Heart of Texas
October 12th, 2000

(HOWDY YA'LL guess where we have moved to...) Yes, to Shannon's dismay we have moved again. Yes, we moved twice in three months. (We have moved to Texas. [Doing mission control impression] Houston... we are go for Boyds store finding mission in the greater Houston area, over... psssst.) Yes, this Saturday Shannon, Reggie, Redmond and I are going to Michelle's Gifts on the north side of town (HAHAHAHA you have no idea the insanity [evil laugh] HAHAHAHAHA....) Yes, we can hardly wait. Reggie has never been to a Platinum Paw before. (And I saw before me an image. An image of Brigadoon I see! [In awe] Wow, it looks just like Boyds Disney World. But, with fewer small rats!) Hey! (Okay the same number of small rats) Hey! (Okay, no small rats, huge giant bears {whispering} rats.) I heard that! (Heard what… {Whispering} rats.}) What do you think the nice people at Michelle's will think if you act like that and talk like that? (They will think you are nuttier than I am.) In addition, they would be right. (So Bill now works for NASA. He is really out there. He is currently on the URL spaceflight.nasa.gov. So, come by and right nice things about his new pet project. But we cannot wait to stop by and annoy.... I mean visit all the nice Boyds people in the greater Houston Area. Well I am getting tired. I have been lying out at Clear Lake sunbathing all afternoon.) What a hard life. (Well Bandit and I thought it would be funny to walk up to people and just start talking. They thought that talking animals were weird. But it was funny.) That wasn't nice. Well we have to go. Later. Say good by Reggie. (Good-bye Reggie.)

-Bill & Reggie Foxworthy :o)