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If you read this you'll get arrested by the NJPD. *sarcasam in the entire thing*
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Dogwood5233217: hi, asl
santacruz1111: 44/f/nj
Dogwood5233217: cool
Dogwood5233217: 16/m/ny
santacruz1111: hi
Dogwood5233217: hi
Dogwood5233217: do u like guys my age?
santacruz1111: it depends
Dogwood5233217: on what?
Dogwood5233217: ?
santacruz1111: on how cute you are
Dogwood5233217: want my pic?
santacruz1111: Yeah, sure!
Dogwood5233217: connect
santacruz1111 wants to directly connect.
santacruz1111 cancels request; no connection was
made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy
should use the latest version of AIM.).
santacruz1111: You can try =-)
Dogwood5233217 wants to directly connect.
Dogwood5233217 cancels request; no connection
was made. (Note: For best results, you and your
buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
Dogwood5233217: its not workin
santacruz1111: oh well
santacruz1111: want to role play?
Dogwood5233217: what do u look like?
santacruz1111: im about 5'10, 140 lbs, white, blue eyes, blonde
hair, im german and im an infitinity double D
Dogwood5233217: wow very hott
santacruz1111: Thanx =-)
Dogwood5233217: do u live close to ny?
santacruz1111: NJ but im not coming to ur house ;-)
Dogwood5233217: y not?
santacruz1111: because i dont do things like that, sorry ;-)
Dogwood5233217: darn
Dogwood5233217: we would have a good time
Dogwood5233217: if we got to know eachother
better could we maybe meet?
santacruz1111: Nope.
santacruz1111: Illegal.
Dogwood5233217: no one would find out
Dogwood5233217: i wouldnt say anythign i promise
santacruz1111: Sorry young man, i work for the police department
of NJ, NJPD, We have your address down. What you are doing is
provoking an illegal activity. do not sign off, we have your IP provider
and address, we can talk through this.
Dogwood5233217: ok sorry
santacruz1111: Okay firstly, by state and national law you ARE a
minor.
Dogwood5233217: i am
santacruz1111: What you are doing can get people that you are
trying to have sexual intercourse with in very big trouble.
Dogwood5233217: i know im sorry
santacruz1111: "I'm sorry" doesn't always cut it, young man.
santacruz1111: We're going to have to take swift action.,
Dogwood5233217: what r u goin to do?
santacruz1111: Well, we can either visit you and cousnel you. Or
we can confront you with prisoners who are in jail because of the
activity you are provoking.
santacruz1111: Which would you prefer?
Dogwood5233217: can i please just get a warning?
Dogwood5233217: i promise i will never do this
again
Dogwood5233217: and i knew that nothing was goin
to happen anyways
santacruz1111: No, its either those two options, which serve as
guidance or its 12 months in Jail.
Dogwood5233217: whats the guidence?
santacruz1111: The two options i gave you.
Dogwood5233217: what does the guidence intail?
santacruz1111: And the inmates youre confronted with, i should
advise you early that about 99% of them are males in they're 40's.
Dogwood5233217: and i never knew it was illegal to
talk to ppl on the net regardless of age
Dogwood5233217: look imnot gonna do any 1 or
travel any where
santacruz1111: I told you it was, and you still continued.
Dogwood5233217: i just like messin around with
people
santacruz1111: Okay, ill go easy on you and let you off with a
warning, but ONE more complaint, and youre in big trouble.
Dogwood5233217: can i ask a question?
santacruz1111: Yes?
Dogwood5233217: who has complained about me?
santacruz1111: Thats confidential information, you can't ask those
kinds of questions.
santacruz1111: Alright?
Dogwood5233217: ok
santacruz1111: Im done with you for the night. Be good.
Dogwood5233217: can i get off now?
santacruz1111: And get a better fucking screenname, yours
sucks major ass.
santacruz1111: i mean seriously, goddamn.
santacruz1111: "dogwood"
Dogwood5233217: what wrong with that?
santacruz1111: Its just so fucking gay.
Dogwood5233217: its a band i like
santacruz1111: They suck.
Dogwood5233217: have u ever heard of them?
santacruz1111: i heard youre gay.
Dogwood5233217: was that cop thing real?
santacruz1111: NO U GOT PUNKD'
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
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This kid had it coming.
Skullworm sez,
"You're an idiot."
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