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The Black Race
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The Black Race
A Very SkullWorm Review
So, what’s the deal with black people? They’re just there. Are they even people? Let’s take a deeper look. I’ll be reviewing the race as if it were a game. Try to keep up
Visuals:
This tends to be one of the less appealing categories as far as black people go. In short, black people look like apes. This is most likely because they are less evolved than whites are. Black people also all look the same. You can’t possibly find two blacks who look vastly different, other than their hairstyle. That’s another thing – white people can have different colored hair and eyes; blacks cannot. They all have black hair and brown eyes. Boring. Don’t even get me started on their apparel. Too late. Anyways, all male blacks wear their pants extremely low, almost hanging around their ankles, with shirts that say either “FUBU,” “NO FEAR,” or another completely random gang symbol.
0/10
Sound:
Wow. Not only do blacks manage to look all the same, they’ve also managed to sound the same too. Male Blacks: All have either extremely low, baritone voices or squeaky, high voices - nowhere in between. They also all use gang talk constantly, such as “word,” “bling bling,” or the recent favorite “g-unit.” Female Blacks: All talk with strange clicking noises and head movements, and enunciate every other word in the sentence. I’d say what their favorite phrases are, but I can’t really understand them to begin with.
0/10
Music:
Blacks have only one interest in terms of music: rap. While other races tend to differ in their tastes, blacks will listen to nothing but rap all day. Open one’s CD case when they’re not looking – 50 Cent, Eminem, Will Smith, the list goes on. Even better, try listening to it. Expect to hear a monotonous, annoying beat throughout the whole song, and the singer desperately trying to fit thirty-thousand words into each sentence, or go so slow you get up and leave before he can even get one word out. Again, more proof that everything blacks do is exactly the same. Try to find two rap songs that sound different.
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Content:
Not much goes on in the minds of black people. Think KFC.
0/10
So, all in all… Screw it, I’m terrible at conclusions:
Overall Rating: 0/10
I hate blacks.
SkullWorm
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