Name: Non Retard (NR)

Weight: 247 lbs

Height: 6'

Hometown: Baltimore, Maryland

Appearance: NR is a white male, with short brown hair, and has a normal build, no form of abs.. more like flab but has a normal joe build, blue eyes.

Wrestling Attire: NR wears short sleeve dark purple t-shirt, green sweat pant with black kneepads ontop of the pants, blue wrist tape, white knee high socks with black doc martin boots.

Entrance Attire: When entering, NR is sporting a yellow bandana, and a old school Washington Capitals jersey. When he enters the ring, he takes it off.

Manager: Richard Pryor

Entrance: Suddenly, the words "Friendship Is Rare" are heard, followed by a goose sound. Just then, a loud explosion happens, just as "Why Can't We Be Friends" by WAR, causing the crowd to cheer. Within 10 seconds of the song, NR swaggers out from the curtain, with Richard Pryor following. He looks to his left and his right, then at Pryor who shouts encouragement, and nods. NR strolls off down the aisle, bobbing his head. He rolls into the ring, and rips off his bandana, and takes off his jersey. He slides it out of the ring, with his foot and rests in the corner.

Biography: After being held down, repeatedly. NR was forced to retire, but went out during a World Title match. After seeing fellow superstars being fired, NR became outrageous. He then joined forces with Paco, and his monkey. The two were looking for business, until they ran into Kris Karnage. They alligned themselves with others, to take down the WTFL.. as the mWo GoosePac.

Wrestling Style: Classic Technical Style and alot of suplexs mixed in with old school lucha libre style wrestling. (He watches the Fox Kids Show "Los Luchadores" alot)

Moves: Arm Drag, Japanese Arm Drag, Fallaway Slam, Snap Suplex, Brainbuster Suplex, Chicken Wing Suplex, Cross Face Chicken Wing, Cradle Piledriver, Overhead Belly To Belly Suplex, Double Arm DDT, Belly To Back Suplex, Belly To Belly Suplex, Reverse Suplex, Gordbuster, Jacknife Powerbomb, Japanese Pinning Powerbomb, Rocker Dropper, Gargolye Suplex, T-Bone Suplex, Pumphandle Suplex, Pumphandle Drop, Spinebuster, Samoan Drop, Samoan Cutter, Double Underhook Suplex, Abdominal Stretch, German Suplex, Full Nelson Driver, Torture Rack, Sitdown Slam, Frog Splash, Leg Drop, Figure Four, Bodyslam, Vertical Suplex, Brain Buster.

Signature Moves:

"The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope" - A mouthful, but devastating. NR whips his opponent into the ropes, and catches them, launches them up with his arms, and comes down with a Sky High (Think D-Lo Brown).

"TardySault" - NR hops onto the third rope, and turns around.. as his opponent lays on the ground, dazed. He leaps into the air, just barely.. and comes down with a moonsault.

"Tenacious Tranquilizer" - NR boots his opponent in the stomach, and nails his opponent with a x-factor like facecrusher.

Finishing Move: "The Graham Cracker Flapjack" - NR sets his opponent up, by tucking him between his legs, and hooking his arms up. He lifts him up, way above his head, and comes down in a Faarooq/Dominator like fashion, speading his legs, and driving his opponent between them, face down, hard on the canvas.

Catch Phrases: "I go by the name Non Retard, and I will deck yo' azz, with a marshmellow tucked in between, BIATCH!" "Your bitch tits do not taunt me, and your biceps do not scare me, but the fact you think you can pin me, is just horiffic."

Stable: mWo GoosePac - Members - Paco, Biohazard, Phat Papa Pete, Kris Karnage, Scott Falcon, EMP, Michael Jeffreys, Richard Pryor, Mojo and his goose named Madame Queef.