January 21, 2007
*LIVE* from Atlanta, Georgia
Dark Matches
Landon Kaine [8.5] defeats Capt Calipso [Def]
Six Pack Match
Mavick "The Motown Monster" [7.5] defeats X-Punk [0], Beatmosh [Def], Terrell Yelder [Def], The Maniac [Def] & The Executioner [Def]
[The camera pans around the packed crowd inside the Phillips Center while the pyrotechnics start going off]
Jon Cramer: Welcome everybody to WTU Impact! I'm Jon Cramer and with me is the sensous Amy Starr!
Amy Starr: The real Starr of the show!
Jon Cramer: Clever.
Amy Starr: Shut up! Tonight we have some great matches to look forward to!
Jon Cramer: Indeed we do. We have three Kid Kronic Invitational matches to determine who will be in the match next week to introduce the WTU United States Championship!
Amy Starr: Not to mention the main event we have lined up as Shane and Mary-Jane Montez take on the unlikely team of Zanyon and The Kamikaze Dragon in a Tag Team Tables match!
Jon Cramer: Shane and Mary-Jane are both number one contenders for the WTU World Championship and will be seeing Synyster very soon.
Amy Starr: But not before we get to see someone go through tables!
Jon Cramer: Well we have word Miss Nikki is backstage with one of the competitors in tonight's K.K.I., Flash!
[Camera cuts backstage]
Miss Nikki: Ladies and Gentlemen here with me is Flash. Flash, what do you think about the beginning of WTU and everything that has happened so far?
Flash: Eh. I came out. I wrestled. I won some matches. I went to the semi-finals. I lost. Zanyon, Synyster, whoever the hell I was fighting. Does it matter? No. Quite honestly I'm tired of guys like Synyster or Zanyon. It seems everywhere I turn, I see them. Really.
Miss Nikki: You didn't win the tournament, but do you still plan on pursuing the World Championship?
Flash: Why the hell else would I be here? Do you think I do this for FUN? I've been doing this same old game for eight years. And all along the while, I add a new title to my resume. A damn long resume, I might add. I remember everything since day one till now. Stemming from my roots with MTWA, CWF, hell there's too many. But here I end up in WTU. Something new or something not so new. Whatever, of course I'm still going for the gold.
Miss Nikki: This week you face Marcus K. Yelder. Your thoughts on this match?
Flash: I've fought Marcus K. Yelder...Krypton..whatever..I've fought him in every single federation that I've wrestled in, in the last four years. I've beat him, he's beat me. Let's face it, obviously we're not strangers to each other. I know him and his strategy. He knows me and mine. But I'll get him off of his so-called game. I know when to catch him off-guard and that's exactly what I will do when he's dropped with the Falcon Arrow.
Miss Nikki: So you think you will win the Kid Kronic Invitational?
Flash: Hell yeah I do, I mean look at the competition. Marcus K as mentioned above. Jericho Kane and Kristian Jones? I've kicked their asses all over the universe. I'm actually rather surprised Kristian Jones is still in this business. That kid's a joke and a mockery of the world. Bryan Kros...who? And of course the one guy I've fought more times than Marcus K. Yelder, his brother Brandon S. Now Brandon S. Yelder, I've fought probably four hundred times in the last six years or so. Probably over a hundred in the last year alone. Same story, I've beaten him he's beaten yeah yeah. I've fought him in and out of the ring, so yeah I expect to see him in the finals. I'll just beat Yelder after Yelder.
Miss Nikki: And lastly, how do you feel about the main event?
Flash: The main event? Shane Montez? Boring. Mary Jane? Hah, ugh. Kamikaze Dragon? Who? and of course that prick Zanyon. Why's this the main event? I guess we'll find out but you can bank on Flash stealing the show again. Flash is the man to put in main events. Not the boring every-day superstar and fat women going through tables. Oh no no, believe me when I say Flash is going to be back on the track in 2007. I may have gotten off to well not the best of starts but it's all going to change come this week. Remember it.
Miss Nikki: Thank you for your time, Flash.
Flash: No problem girl, you look alright tonight..
[Flash smirks and walks off]
[Camera cuts back to ringside]
Jon Cramer: A very confident Flash not thinking too highly of the other competitors in the WTU.
Amy Starr: You have to be confident to be on top and that's exactly where Flash wants to be.
Jon Cramer: Well he has a feat in front of him as he'll have to take out Marcus K. Yelder for a chance to hold some gold.
Amy Starr: It's time for our first match though!
"The Thrillbilly" Jericho Kane [6]
defeats
Kristian Jones [Def]
Highlights:
In the first match of the Kid Kronic Invitational, both men came out with something to prove. Jericho
Kane coming off a win at Revolution X, while Kristian Jones missed out on an opportunity to become #1
Contender for the WTU World Championship. To the surprise of many, this match became completely
one-sided in Jericho's favor. Jericho Kane eventually hit Kristian Jones with the "Southern Cross", and
covered for the easy 1, 2, 3.
Amy Starr: He completely dominated that match.
Jon Cramer: Kristian Jones didn't look like he was into it.
Amy Starr: Let's head backstage where Miss Nikki is standing with a duck.
[Camera cuts backstage]
Miss Nikki: We are here with Duckie Maloy, who's match last week ended in a draw. Your thoughts, Duckie?
Duckie Maloy: Nikki, last week was a fluke. Duncan McCloud got lucky and managed to end the match in a draw. I'm telling you now, tonight will be different. It will be Duckie Maloy coming out on top.
Miss Nikki: What are your plans here in the WTU?
Duckie Maloy: Gold. That's what I want, and that's what I was promised. And I don't care how many of those superstars I have to go through until I get it.
Miss Nikki: Well Duckie, best of luck with your match tonight.
Duckie Maloy: One last thing... Duncan McCloud...
[Duckie Maloy takes a deep breath]
Duckie Maloy: I'M GONNA QUAAAAAAAAAACK YOU UP
[Camera cuts back to ringside]
Amy Starr: Can you say weirdo?
Jon Cramer: He may be, but a very talented young wrestler looking to make a name for himself.
Amy Starr: I can't believe he thinks he deserves a World Title shot, being a duck and all.
Jon Cramer: Duckie will have a chance to display his skills later on as he takes on one of the possible best in the industry, Duncan McCloud.
Amy Starr: Next up though we have Amy Suicide taking on Skullman!
defeats
Amy Suicide [Def]
Highlights:
Amy Suicide continues to try and prove she can hold her own with the "big guys" in WTU. But she falls
short once again as Skullman didn't hold anything back on her. The match came to a halt as Amy Suicide
attempted a diving crossbody but was caught in mid-air by Skullman. He then continued to deliver the "S.K.O."
and scores the clean pinfall.
Jon Cramer: The women's division is a thing that's pretty much non existant in WTU, but Amy Suicide wants to prove that she's just as good as the guys.
Amy Starr: Not doing as well as the other woman wrestler.
Jon Cramer: Very true. Mary-Jane Montez has enjoyed quick success becoming a top contender for the World Championship!
Amy Starr: Next up, we have our second Kid Kronic Invitational match of the night.
Jon Cramer: I believe this one is going to be the best of the three. Both these guys have incredible talent.
Marcus K. Yelder [8]
defeats
Flash [7]
Highlights:
Flash came into this match expecting to make quick work of Marcus on his way to claiming the WTU United
States Championship. The youngest Yelder had different plans in mind. Both of the superstars displayed great
talent and wrestling ability as the match could have went either way. After recieving a devestating
powerbomb, Marcus was laid out on the mat. Flash signaled to the crowd for the Falcon Arrow but
apparently waited too long. While being picked up off the mat, Marcus rolled Flash up in a small package
that caught him completely off guard. The referee counts 1...2..3! Marcus slides out of the ring to
celebrate his victory as Flash goes ballistic in the ring, yelling at the referee and kicking the bottom
rope in frustration.
Amy Starr: Obviously, Flash thought he did too. He's flipping out.
Jon Cramer: We heard from Duckie Maloy earlier tonight, and now Miss Nikki is standing back with Duncan McCloud.
[Camera cuts backstage to Duncan McCloud's locker room]
Miss Nikki: I'm here once again with Duncan McCloud, tonight you've got a return match against Duckie Maloy who you fought to a draw in your last encounter. Any change in stratagy this time around?
[Duncan McCloud takes a deep breath]
Duncan McCloud: You know you two dollar crack head -
[Duncan grabs Miss Nikki's chin]
Duncan McCloud: The ONLY thing keeping me from slapping you into the middle of next month is the fact I need to remain focused on this fuckin DUCK!
[Duncan releases Nikki's chin and she storms out of the locker room]
Duncan McCloud: MALOY - no more fun and games... no more jokes..this time I embarrass you in front of the world and show Kronic why I should be in this little invitational tournament of his... and to show the entire roster I mean what I say... and say what I mean... and I mean to be the NEXT WTU Heavyweight Champion!
[Camera cuts back to WTU Owner, Fatal Fury's office]
[Fury and Commissioner Kronic are standing watching a monitor]
Fatal Fury: He's heated.
Commissioner Kronic: Good. He needs to be. That's what wins titles.
Fatal Fury: Being pissed off?
Commissioner Kronic: No. Passion.
Fatal Fury: Speaking of titles, did you really have to call it the "Kid Kronic Invitational"?
Commissioner Kronic: I thought it had a nice ring to it.
Fatal Fury: A little bit self-centered also.
Commissioner Kronic: What's new?
Fatal Fury: Nevermind about it. I knew hiring you as Commissioner would be interesting, at the least.
Commissioner Kronic: Always.
Fatal Fury: Anyway, called you in here to sign a match.
Commissioner Kronic: What match?
Fatal Fury: I want Synyster to be defending the WTU World Championship next week on Impact!
Commissioner Kronic: That's it? Consider it done then.
[Camera cuts back to ringside]
Jon Cramer: Well Synyster will be defending his title next week, right here on Impact!
Amy Starr: What about Duncan McCloud though? He seems pissed. You see how he grabbed Miss Nikki?
Jon Cramer: It should be a great match and it's coming up right now!
Duncan McCloud [8.5]
fights to a double count-out with
"Hollywood" Duckie Maloy [8.5]
Highlights:
Both these men squared off and fought to a no-contest last week at Revolution X. Duncan McCloud feels that
he was screwed out of the WTU World Championship tournament and is looking to establish himself as a
serious contender. Duckie Maloy, the self-proclaimed #1 contender, is looking to prove himself worthy to
WTU management. An extremely close match-up as the upper hand went back and forth the entire time. After
a back body drop by Maloy sent McCloud to the outside, the two ended up brawling up the aisle and into the
back. The referee was left no choice but to rule a double count out. WTU Security had to physically
seperate the two.
Amy Starr: Are you serious? Another draw!
Jon Cramer: That didn't settle much but still a great match.
Amy Starr: Glad we have security around here, they got out of control.
Jon Cramer: I have word that Miss Nikki is in the back with one of the competitors in the final K.K.I. match.
[Camera cuts backstage]
Miss Nikki: Thanks Jon. I'm here with Brandon $. Yelder!
[Brandon comes into focus in ring attire]
Miss Nikki: Tonight, you face a man that is an unknown in Bryan Kros. Your thoughts?
Brandon $ Yelder: My thoughts? He may be an unknown to the common man but Bryan, to me, is a student. You see, Bryan Kros would be nothing without me! Brandon $. Yelder gave this man his big break. I gave him the tools of the trade to go places in this business.
Miss Nikki: So tonight should be a good match!
Brandon $ Yelder: Actually, it's gonna be painfully one-sided! You see, any good teacher knows how to teach. You teach them everything they know but NOT everything that you know. See, Kros' finisher was taught by me! Kros' moveset, all me! My technique was rubbed off on him but I can see him coming!
Miss Nikki: ...right?
Brandon $ Yelder: Tonight, Kros is going down!
Miss Nikki: Before you go, let's talk about Revolution-X.
Brandon $ Yelder: Okay.
Miss Nikki: The show closed out with you playing a turn on Synyster but then hugging him in celebration of his WTU Championship win.
Brandon $ Yelder: So...?
Miss Nikki: Was there any real ill feelings towards Synyster? I mean, he was the one that knocked you out of the tournament and he did go on to win the title. Do you feel that he took your spot?
Brandon $ Yelder: Syn is one hell of a guy. A class act and a champion's champion at that. With that being said, I wish his reign to be lengthy. I just hope that my number is called sooner or later for a crack at his title. Until then, any gold will do. Kros is step one!
[Brandon winks at Nikki before walking away from the camera]
Miss Nikki: Jon, back to you!
[Camera cuts back to ringside]
Amy Starr: Did Brandon Yelder actually train Bryan Kros?
Jon Cramer: According to Brandon he did.
Amy Starr: Well he's looking for gold and if he wins this match, he will have his chance!
Brandon $ Yelder [6]
defeats
Bryan Kros [3.75]
Highlights:
Brandon Yelder came into this match claiming that he taught Bryan Kros everything he knows. This night, the
student did not defeat the master as Yelder seemed to calculate Kros' every move. He puts him away with the
"B.Y.O.B" and scores the 1, 2, 3. Brandon advances to the WTU United States Championship match and can
possibly hold gold like his good friend and WTU World Champion, Synyster.
Amy Starr: So that means next week we'll be seeing Marcus and Brandon Yelder along with Jericho Kane in a triple threat match to crown the first ever WTU United States Champion!
Jon Cramer: That should be one hell of a match.
Amy Starr: Coming up next is our tag team tables main event!
Jon Cramer: The team of Shane and Mary-Jane Montez will be getting their World Title shot next week on Impact!, but backstage right now is Miss Nikki with the WTU World Champion!
[Scene switches to backstage, where Miss Nikki is standing by]
Miss Nikki: Joining me now, is the first ever WTU World Heavyweight Champion, Synyster!
[Crowd cheers as Synyster steps into the screen]
Miss Nikki: I don’t know whether to call you champ, or Nostradamus Syn.
Synyster: Haha, nailed it right on the head huh?
Miss Nikki: Yes you did, and you stand here, as you said you would be, holding the WTU World Championship.
Synyster: Indeed I am. Looks good on me, don’t it?
Miss Nikki: Mmhmm. Anyway, you have the night off tonight, and you get to rest up a little bit before getting the chance to defend that title.
Synyster: That is something I can’t wait to do. I want to get out there in that ring and prove why I’m the best in the game today.
Miss Nikki: Speaking of that, you have not one but two, number one contenders for your title in Shane and Mary-Jane Montez.
Synyster: Ah, Shane & Mary-Jane. It’s going to be fun; I’ll give you that. I’ve faced Shane more times than I care to count, and I’ve seen MJM across the ring a time or two. It’ll be a great show for the WTU fans, but you can take this to the bank. Synyster will remain the WTU World Champion.
Miss Nikki: Tonight in our main event, the two number one contenders will face off against two men you defeated en route to your World Title win.
Synyster: I already know where you’re going with that question. I will be keeping a close eye on that match tonight. Closer than you might think.
[Synyster leaves frame]
Miss Nikki: That was the champ, back to Jon & Amy at ringside.
[Camera cuts back to ringside]
Jon Cramer: That was the man that everyone is gunning for!
Amy Starr: Synyster is definately one of the most intense competitors in the industry today.
Jon Cramer: But it's time for our main event!
Tag Team Tables Match
Shane Montez [9]
&
Mary-Jane Montez [8.5]
defeat
"The Second City Sinner" Zanyon [8]
&
The Kamikaze Dragon [4]
Highlights:
In an exciting tag team main event, the co-number one contenders took on the tag team of Kamikaze Dragon and
Zanyon. Both Zanyon and Dragon were defeated in the WTU World Championship Tournament by the eventual
winner and they're looking to show up the two that will be recieving a shot at the title. Shane and
Mary-Jane Montez made it obvious they have teamed together in the past and worked very well together.
Zanyon and Dragon had many communication errors that possibly cost them the match up. Halfway through the
match, Commissioner Kronic stepped out from the back and watched on. The match came to an end as Shane
Montez was laying on the outside while Zanyon and Dragon had Mary-Jane in the ring. It looked to be a
sure win as Zanyon climbed to the top-rope as Mary-Jane lay prone on a table. Zanyon went for a
moonsault but Dragon pulls Mary-Jane out of the way! Dragon begins to set up another table as it appears he
wants to be the one to win this match. Not paying attention to the outside ended up costing him, as
Shane slid into the ring and hit the "Montez Driver" on Kamikaze Dragon through the table ending the
match!
Amy Starr: What an idiot. Dragon and Zanyon could have had that much won. I bet Zanyon is going to be irate when he gets up.
["Hollow Ground" by Hatebreed blasts through the arena]
Jon Cramer: What is this? [Synyster steps out from behind the curtain onto the ramp with the WTU World Championship belt on his shoulder] Amy Starr: It's the Champion!
Jon Cramer: Shane Montez helping Mary-Jane to her feet as Synyster looks on from the top of the ramp.
Amy Starr: Wait! What was that!
Jon Cramer: Shane just hit Mary-Jane with the "Sensational Spike"!
Amy Starr: Shane Montez back up on his feet and points to Synyster!
Jon Cramer: Folks we are out of time! Tune in next week for Impact!
[Camera shows Shane Montez standing in the ring while Mary-Jane, Zanyon and The Kamikaze Dragon lay at his feet]
[Synyster and Shane Montez staring each other down is shown]
[Camera fades to the WTU logo and then to black]