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Sunday, January 14th, 2007 Ice Palace Tampa, Florida |
(The WTU Logo flashes across the big screen as the music video of Linkin Park’s One Step Closer begins. Clips of the premiere of IMPACT are shown highlighting what went down in the WTU World Heavyweight Championship Tournament. All the winners including Maniac, Skullman, Flash, The Kamikaze Dragon, Zanyon and Synyster are shown winning their matches. Also the way the controversial endings of Kristian Jones verses Mary Jane Montez and The Executioner versus Shane Montez draws. Kid Kronic is then heard announcing the number one contender fatal four way match for Revolution X at the end of IMPACT!)
(The shot of Kid Kronic with the WTU World Title belt is shown as Eminem’s Loose Yourself music video starts up with split screens of each of the two semifinal matches on the card at Revolution X.)
Emergence
One Small Step
One Giant Leap
Revolution X!
(Cameras show a outside view of the Ice Palace before switching to inside as Disturbed Ten Thousand Fists blares in the arena. Cameras pan the audience who are all on their feet and have the WTU logo t shirts on. The music is faded as pyrotechnics hit the stage, explosions everywhere. Jon Cramer is heard slightly over the noise.)
Jon Cramer: A jam packed crowd here tonight on what should be our hugest event! We are live here inside the Ice Palace and beautiful Tampa, Florida. Tonight should be a great show with some surprises along the way!
(Cameras zoom into the announcers table with Jon Cramer and Amy Starr.)
Jon Cramer: My name is of course Jon Cramer along side my beautiful colleague Amy Starr!
Amy Starr: Finally you announce me. They didn’t pay to see just you, you know. I’m the star of this show.
Jon Cramer: What did you think of our premiere last week leading up to tonight’s event?
Amy Starr: One word, wow! Sixteen great athletes giving one hundred and ten percent. You can’t ask for anything more or less and that’s what made it a great premiere.
Jon Cramer: You got right. Last weeks matches shaped this event to be even a greater pay-per-view. There will be two semifinal match ups tonight that was supposed to be two fatal four ways. Lets go back to IMPACT and show you what happened.
(Clips from Kristian Jones versus Mary Jane Montez and The Executioner versus Shane Montez are shown.)
Jon Cramer: And because of the two draws last week there will be two triple threat match ups instead. Amy, would you the honors?
Amy Starr: The Maniac will square off with Skullman and the Kamikaze Dragon. I’m still pissed that poor Amy Suicide was put up against him.
Jon Cramer: Yeah, hope she’s all right.
Amy Starr: The second is Zanyon squaring off with Flash and everyone’s fan favorite left in the tournament Synyster.
Jon Cramer: But our commissioner Kid Kronic hasn’t let us down because tonight he recently made the announcement that the winners of those two matches with compete in the main event and it won’t be any match.
Amy Starr: It’s going to be a ladder match! I love gimmick matches, makes it more interesting.
Jon Cramer: Yeah I do too.
Amy Starr: What about the other announcement he made about tonight? A fatal four-way number one contender match with the four that drew last week in the tournament!
Jon Cramer: Now that’s cool. They didn’t loose in the tournament so it’s only fair to have them get the first shot at the champion.
Amy Starr: That’s not the only thing Kid Kronic announced.
Jon Cramer: What do you mean? There was a third announcement?
Amy Starr: Yes.
Jon Cramer: When did you find this out?
Amy Starr: Earlier.
Jon Cramer: Are you going to tell me?
Amy Starr: No.
Jon Cramer: Why not?
Amy Starr: Because he told me not to. I don’t think he likes you that much plus he’ll tell everyone when the time is right. Anyway isn’t time for our match?
WTU World Championship Tournament: Semi-Finals
Triple Threat Match
Jon Cramer: Wait, what the hell?
("Tenth Man Down" by Nightwish begins.)
Amy Starr: Song sounds familiar.
("Hollywood" Duckie Maloy steps out from beyond the curtain.)
Jon Cramer: He’s not supposed to be out here until later.
Amy Starr: He doesn’t look that happy either.
Jon Cramer: Wonder why.
(Duckie Maloy rushes the ring and throws Maniac and Skullman out the ring and confronts The Kamikaze Dragon.)
Amy Starr: I know why.
Jon Cramer: Dragon better leave willingly.
Amy Starr: I don’t think Maloy will let him.
(Duckie Maloy asks for a mic.)
Duckie Maloy: You think you're so damn tough? You think your worthy of taking my spot in the tournament?
Jon Cramer: What is he talking about?
Amy Starr: Isn’t it obvious?
Duckie Maloy: Now I have something to get off my chest. I don’t know what the hell Fatal Fury and the rest of the WTU is thinking. I mean I agreed to come to the promotion if I get the first shot at the WTU World Heavyweight Championship. I come here tonight and find out I’m facing off against a cocky Duncan McCloud? What the hell is that? Dragon, you think that’s fair?
(Dragon shrugs.)
Duckie Maloy: Wait a second.
Jon Cramer: Oh my God! Duckie just hit the Pepsi Plunge on The Dragon!
Amy Starr: Sweet
Jon Cramer: Now that was on called for. Where is security?
Amy Starr: I don’t think we can afford security yet. Duckie Maloy is stomping away on Kamikaze Dragon!
(Seether’s "Out of My Way" hits.)
Jon Cramer: Oh, here comes the boss!
Amy Starr: Damn I was hoping for Kronic!
(Fatal Fury walks down to the ring and grabs a microphone from ringside and walks up the steps.)
Fatal Fury: Duckie, what are you doing?
Duckie Maloy: I’m getting my revenge on the guy who took my spot! What the hell Fury? Thought we had a deal?
Fatal Fury: You want a title shot?
Duckie Maloy: Yes I do. And if you don’t you’re next!
Fatal Fury: You want to hit me? Go ahead. Your ass will be fired!
("You Don't Know" by Eminem starts up.)
Amy Starr: Now that’s what I’m talking about!
(Kid Kronic comes out and stops on the entrance ramp.)
Kid Kronic: Fury, stop this shit right now. Duckie, what in the hell are you doing interupting my pay per view?
Duckie Maloy: I'm supposed to be facing the WTU World Champion, not some Irish drunk!
Kid Kronic: Let's get one thing straight Duckie. I decide who faces who. Now if you have a problem with that, we can discuss it back in my office. Now I planned on coming out here and announcing the Kid Kronic Invitational, and you went and screwed that all up.
Duckie Maloy: What the hell is that?
Kid Kronic: You'll find out later.
("You Don't Know" by Eminem plays again as Kid Kronic heads to the back)
Jon Cramer: Kid Kronic Invitational?
Amy Starr: Sounds like something I want to be a part of.
Jon Cramer: Fatal Fury and "Hollywood" Duckie Maloy walking up the ramp argueing with each other. Apparently, Duckie Maloy was under the impression he'd be the #1 contender for the World Championship.
Amy Starr: He's crazy. He thinks he's a duck.
Jon Cramer: Well we'll be seeing him square off against Duncan McCloud soon, but up next, Amy Suicide will be taking on Beatmosh!
Jon Cramer: I can’t believe this. Here comes "Hollywood" Duckie Maloy again.
Amy Starr: Kid Kronic isn't going to be happy about him being back out here.
Jon Cramer: Yeah. Capt Calipso just edged out the win over X-Punk and neither of them see Duckie Maloy.
Amy Starr: And Duckie has a chair!
Jon Cramer: This won’t be good for the two new comers!
(Duckie gets in the ring and nails X-Punk in the head with the folded chair.)
Jon Cramer: What a shot!
Amy Starr: That had to hurt!
Jon Cramer: Capt Calipso backing away from Duckie Maloy
Amy Starr: Good Move.
Jon Cramer: Did he just do what I think he did?
Amy Starr: Yes sir. He just sat on the chair in the middle of the ring.
Jon Cramer: I don’t think he’s moving until Duncan gets out here. Luckily they square off next.
Amy Starr: Good, I don’t want to stare at him all night. I rather be getting high.
Jon Cramer: What?
Amy Starr: Nothing.
Jon Cramer: Anyway, speaking of Duncan McCloud, I think he’s in the back with Miss Nikki. Take it away!
(Cameras switch to the backstage arena with Miss Nikki and Duncan McCloud.)
Miss Nikki: Thanks Jon and Amy. I am here with Duncan McCloud, who was defeated by Zanyon last week in the WTU World Heavyweight Tournament.
Duncan McCloud: Why did you bring that up?
Miss Nikki: I don’t know. But now you have an opportunity to show WTU officials what you are made of when you square off against Hollywood Duckie Maloy in just a few seconds.
Duncan McCloud: This is deeply upsetting me. A promotion that is supposed to be the best is putting the best they have yet in the ring at their biggest event against a duck? A duck?
Miss Nikki: Actually Hollywood Duckie Maloy and he’s a big name in our business.
Duncan McCloud: I know what his name is. WTU has the best talent in the country or it is well known I wouldn’t have signed on the bottom line.
Miss Nikki: Well like I said before, you think you’re the best? Go out there and prove it.
Duncan McCloud: Don’t you ever interrupt me again you tramp. Listen quacker-boy, the only ducks I have ever known to be remotely tough are Darkwing Duck, Daffy Duck and Howard the Duck. Trust me, I don’t expect our match to last too long, which will allow me to sit back and watch this main event tonight and from the looks of it will SERVERLY lack star power since I’m not in it.
Duncan McCloud: But I want here and now to publicly challenge the winner of the main event because when they get in the ring with me they will learn that they were just a transitional champion until the true undisputed WTU World Heavyweight Champion took his rightful place in the WTU!
(Duncan McCloud walks off but you could hear from a distance what he was saying under his breath.)
Duncan McCloud: As soon as I find the jackass that booked me in this match I am so kicking his ass.
Miss Nikki: Wow, a not too happy McCloud heading to the ring. Back to you Jon and Amy.
(Camera cuts back ringside)
Jon Cramer: What a showing of two superb athletes.
Amy Starr: Wow. Superb? That’s a word I never heard you use before.
Jon Cramer: I bet both Kid Kronic and Fatal Fury looked closely on that match up for the future contenders for the WTU World Title.
Amy Starr: Forget that, what about the Kid Kronic Invitational?
Jon Cramer: Hopefully we'll be hearing more about that tonight!
Amy Starr: If we don't, I blame Duckie.
Jon Cramer: Right now lets head backstage with Miss Nikki with one of the competitors in our next match!
Amy Starr: The second Semifinal!
(Cameras switch backstage with Miss Nikki and Synyster.)
Miss Nikki: Joining me now, is Synyster.
(Synyster steps into frame as the crowd can be heard cheering from inside the arena.)
Synyster: How ya doin’ Nikki?
Miss Nikki: Doing well Syn, and yourself?
Synyster: Really good. Thanks.
Miss Nikki: First off, let’s go back to last week. You took on Brandon S. Yelder in the main event on the debut episode of Impact!, and you came out victorious.
Synyster: Yes I did. Brandon gave it a hell of a run, but it was just my night. My hats off to him, hell of an effort.
Miss Nikki: You said last week to me that the winner of that match will go on to win this tournament. Still holding true to that statement?
Synyster: Of course I am, Nikki. You’re looking at the first ever WTU World Heavyweight Champion, right here.
Miss Nikki: It’s not going to be a walk in the park Syn. You have to know that.
Synyster: I do, believe me, I do. There’s some good competition in the first match of the bracket. Maniac, Skullman and Dragon was a good match. Dragon, you’re a hell of an athlete but so are my opponents coming up. Zanyon, what else can you say? Zanyon’s always around and always a threat. He can walk away with any title at any time. Then you’ve got Flash. Flash is one of the best young talents in the game right now, bar none. He is a dangerous young man.
Miss Nikki: All very good points…
Synyster: But… I believe that I will be standing alone in the end with the title in my hands. Zanyon may be the “Second City Sinner” by you’re looking at the “Sin City Saint” and the new WTU World Heavyweight Champion!
Miss Nikki: Did I just interview the champion? We’ll find out tonight!
Jon Cramer: What a match!
Amy Starr: Indeed! Zanyon and Flash were just inches from going on to the ladder match!
(Synyster gets on the turnbuckle and gives the sign that he’s going to win the belt as he looks up.)
Jon Cramer: Synyster one step closer!
Amy Starr: I can’t wait for that ladder match!
Jon Cramer: Me neither.
(Camera’s switches to Fatal Fury’s office where him and Kronic are talking.)
Fatal Fury: So what’s the deal with this Kid Kronic Invitational? What are your plans for this?
Kid Kronic: Well here it is…
(Duncan McCloud barges in the office.)
Kid Kronic: You again?
Duncan McCloud: This is all messed up! First Zanyon defeats me in a tournament I should still be in and then I draw a duck? That match should have went to gone to sudden death and you know it!
Fatal Fury: We don’t have time for sudden death matches.
Kid Kronic: Face it. Maybe you don’t have what it takes.
Fatal Fury: Stop Kronic. What could I do for you Duncan?
Duncan McCloud: I want a title shot!
Kid Kronic: Well actually I pick but right now your pissing me off because the last two weeks you barge in thinking we work for you. You want to demand a match? You couldn’t even beat Maloy! I was thinking about putting in the Kid Kronic Invitational but now I don’t know.
Fatal Fury: Kronic quit please. I’ll handle this.
Duncan McCloud: So what are you going to do?
Fatal Fury: I’ll grant you a rematch with Hollywood Duckie Maloy this coming week on IMPACT because the crowd really responded to what happened out there tonight. As for as the number one contender match you want, not just yet. First up is the Fatal Four Way with four people who deserve to be number one contender.
Kid Kronic: Yeah so you best leave and watch that match closely. Maybe pick up some pointers.
Duncan McCloud: Shut the hell up Kronic. Someone like me don’t need any points. I have all the skill it takes to win your precious world title and if you put me in the invitational I’ll prove it. Even though I am already the best and what I do.
Kid Kronic: Sucking?
(Duncan McCloud gives Kid Kronic a dirty look.)
Duncan McCloud: I’m watching you.
Kid Kronic: Your mom.
(Duncan McCloud walks out.)
Kid Kronic: Anyway, like I was saying…
(Camera cuts back to ringside)
Amy Starr: That Duncan guy is pretty rude.
Jon Cramer: He's not too happy about the way his matches over the past two weeks have turned out.
Amy Starr: Yeah, he didn't win them.
Jon Cramer: Anyway, now it's time to find out who will be the #1 contendor for the WTU World Championship!
Amy Starr: We don't even have a champion yet.
Jon Cramer: Yep. Well I think Kid Kronic wasn't sure what to do with them that they didn't technically win or lose their first round match.
Amy Starr: So let's just throw them all in the ring together?
Jon Cramer: Appears so!
Jon Cramer: What just happened?
Amy Starr: I think both Montez's just were counted out. Could the ref do that?
Jon Cramer: It’s a number one contender’s match I’m not sure but boy what a match!
Amy Starr: Who is the number one contender?
Jon Cramer: Not sure. It’s not a WTU event without controversy I know that. Last two weeks with these four. Wow.
Amy Starr: Indeed!
Jon Cramer: Shane and Mary-Jane Montez both in the ring with the referee trying to figure out what's going on.
("You Don't Know" by Eminem starts to play)
Amy Starr: Looks like we're about to find out!
(Commissioner Kid Kronic walks down and steps into the ring)
Kid Kronic: Okay, Okay. We have a dilema here. Both Montez's happened to be counted out. So we'll do it like this. Who wants to see Shane Montez as the number one contendor for the World Championship?
(Crowd cheers)
Kid Kronic: Hmm, pretty good, pretty good. Who wants to see Mary-Jane Montez as the number one contendor?
(Crowd cheers again)
Kid Kronic: That's a close one. I know, who wants to see Shane and Mary-Jane Montez as both number one contendors?
(Crowd cheers loudly)
Kid Kronic: Well there you two have it. Both Montez's will be number one contendors! Now onto my other announcement, which was interupted by a slightly retarded duck earlier. Next week on Impact! will be the start of the Kid Kronic Invitational!
Kid Kronic: Now what is the Kid Kronic Invitational? It will be a series of matches between six of the WTU superstars, of my choosing, where the winner will be awarded the WTU United States Championship!
Kid Kronic: Make sure you guys tune in next week to Impact to find out who all will be in it! Now are you guys get ready to see the World Championship Ladder Match!
(Crowd cheers loudly)
("You Don't Know" by Eminem plays as Kid Kronic heads to the back)
Jon Cramer: Wow! Another WTU title announced!
Amy Starr: Yep. I told you it was a big announcement.
Jon Cramer: Very well. I wonder who will be in it? Do you know that one Amy?
Amy Starr: Not quite.
Jon Cramer: Well I'm hearing Miss Nikki is in the back with The Kamikaze Dragon!
(Camera cuts to the back)
Miss Nikki: Hey guys! What a night! And it's only about to get better, as I'm standing here with one of the finalists in the World Championship Tournament, The Kamikaze Dragon!
Kamikaze Dragon: Yes, Nikki?
Miss Nikki: In just a few moments, you will be walking down to that ring to compete in a ladder match against Synyster and you could possibly become the first ever WTU World Champion!
Kamikaze Dragon: I WILL become the World Champion. I've made it this far, and no one is going to stop me from having that belt around my waist.
Miss Nikki: You have a tough challenge, you'll have to defeat fan favorite, Synyster, to make that happen.
Kamikaze Dragon: When I said no one, I meant no one! I will bring the World Championship to it's rightful home in Japan!
(Kamikaze Dragon walks away)
Miss Nikki: There you have it. The Kamikaze Dragon. Synyster. Who will it be?
(Camera’s cut back to ringside as a close up of the ladder being used in the match is shown.)
Jon Cramer: The time has finally arrived!
Amy Starr: You hit puberty?
Jon Cramer: I’m talking about the first ever WTU World Championship match!
Amy Starr: Oh, right.
(Seether’s "Out Of My Way" hits as Fatal Fury makes his way towards the ring with the WTU World Heavyweight Championship in hand.)
Amy Starr: Wrong music yet again.
Jon Cramer: Better be careful. It’s our boss and I guess he’s out here to hang the belt for the ladder match!
Jon Cramer: We’ll be seeing The Kamikaze Dragon, who defeated The Maniac and Skullman earlier tonight, his opponent, one of the favorites to from the beginning to win the tournament, Synyster who took out Zanyon and Flash earlier on.
Amy Starr: Now they have to come out here and compete in a ladder match.
Jon Cramer: Indeed, Amy.
Amy Starr: Hey that’s my word!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, this is the finals of the WTU World Championship tournament!
(Fatal Fury enters the ring as the cable slowly lowers so he could hang the belt then sits in a chair at ringside to watch.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Greenwich, Connecticut. Weighing in at 225lbs, Skullman!
(Killswitch's "Engage This Fire Burns" plays through the arena.)
(The Kamikaze Dragon comes out to a mixed ovation.)
Jon Cramer: Not many people could have called this one!
Amy Starr: I think he got lucky on the match ups.
Jon Cramer: Possibly so. The man we’re about to see next has definitely had a more difficult path to the finals.
Ring Announcer: His opponent, hailing from “The City of Sin” Las Vegas, Nevada. Weighing in at 295lbs, Synyster!
(“Hollow Ground” by Hatebreed blasts over the speakers.)
(The lights in the arena dim as red strobe lights move around the crowd before all focusing on the curtain.)
(Synyster comes out to a huge ovation from the crowd.)
Jon Cramer: Synyster definitely a fan favorite!
Amy Starr: Obviously.
(The arena lights come back on as Synyster gets into the ring.)
Amy Starr: There’s the bell.
Jon Cramer: Dragon immediately charges towards Synyster, but catches a big boot to the face!
Amy Starr: Not a good way to start out.
Jon Cramer: Synyster dragging Dragon to his feet. He grabs him around the throat, and a choke slam!
Amy Starr: He’s leaving the ring now grabbing that ladder.
Jon Cramer: Synyster folds it up and slides it into the ring. He’s back in and picks up that ladder.
Amy Starr: Dragon making it to his feet and Synyster drills him with the top of the ladder!
Jon Cramer: Synyster is setting the ladder up under the WTU World Championship belt hanging above the ring!
Amy Starr: He’s totally dominating this match.
Jon Cramer: And it could be over this quick! Synyster is climbing the ladder and he’s at the top!
Amy Starr: Wait! Dragon is up and runs into the ladder!
Jon Cramer: Synyster is dumped over the top rope and all the way to the floor!
Amy Starr: Dragon is setting up that ladder now and he’s going for the belt.
Jon Cramer: What a steal this one would be!
Amy Starr: Don’t see that happening.
Jon Cramer: Synyster is up on the ring apron and he’s climbing the turnbuckle.
Amy Starr: Dragon doesn’t see him and is still going for the belt!
Jon Cramer: Wow! Synyster dives from the top and tackles Dragon down off the ladder! What a move for a guy his size!
Amy Starr: What is he doing?
Jon Cramer: He’s locking him in what he calls The Synyster Stranglehold!
Amy Starr: He’s trying to choke him out!
Jon Cramer: Synyster has it locked it locked in deep and Dragon can’t do anything!
Amy Starr: Dragon is starting to tap but that’s not going to help him in a ladder match!
Jon Cramer: Wow. You actually know the rules?
Amy Starr: Shut up.
Jon Cramer: Looks like Dragon is out!
Amy Starr: Synyster gets up and is readjusting the ladder.
Jon Cramer: He’s starting the climb!
Amy Starr: Dragon is completely out of it, I don’t think there will be much opposition from him.
Jon Cramer: Synyster at the top and he’s reaching for the belt…and he has it! Synyster is the WTU World Champion!
(“Hollow Ground” by Hatebreed begins to play)
Jon Cramer: Synyster has the belt and hops down to the mat! What a performance from him tonight!
Amy Starr: What a night!
Jon Cramer: Synyster said last week on Impact! that the belt would be his and now he stands in the middle of the ring with it!
(Synyster climbs the turnbuckle and holds the belt up as the crowd goes wild)
Jon Cramer: Who is this?
Amy Starr: Brandon $ Yelder is making his way towards the ring.
Jon Cramer: Fatal Fury is in the ring now. He just put the WTU World Heavyweight Championship on Synyster!
Amy Starr: Brandon is walking up the steps and Synyster extends his hand but Brandon knocks it away!
Jon Cramer: What the hell?
Amy Starr: Brandon has to be mad that that’s not him wearing the belt.
Jon Cramer: This can’t be. Synyster doesn’t know what to do.
Amy Starr: Wait no!
Jon Cramer: They embrace and Brandon raises the hand on Synyster!
Amy Starr: Now that sucked!
Jon Cramer: Ladies and Gentlemen, your first ever Wrestling Unleashed World Heavyweight champion! The one and only Synyster!
Amy Starr: I’m going home.
Jon Cramer: From Tampa, Florida, Amy myself and the rest of WTU, hope you enjoyed our first pay-per-view like we did.
Amy Starr: Speak for yourself.
Jon Cramer: See you at IMPACT! Goodnight everybody!