Things Gundam Wing People Will Never Say

So far, everything on this list was written by Shampoo. Email her with any submissions. (You'll be given credit.)

• Duo: "I think I need a new hairstyle..."

• Heero: "Spandex makes me look so gay. I don't think I want to wear it any more."

• Trowa: "Maybe I should just lay off the hair gel..."

• Heero: "You know what? Screw the mission!"

• Quatre: "I really think this dress brings out the blue in my eyes..."

• Relena: "No, please don't kill me Heero!"

• Quatre: "Burn all plants! Kill all animals!"

• Quatre: "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt..."