Ask Wufei

My friend, Duo (yes, that's his name!) suggested this...*grin* So, this is the end result!

Dear Wufei,

I'm having problems getting a boy's attention. When I give him party invitations, he rips them up! When I try to talk to him, he says 'omae o korosu'! Any ideas on how to get my man?

~Desperate

You weak onna-

I know who you are! You're that weak onna Relena! You weakling, why are you cluttering up my mailbox? Don't send me anymore foolish letters! And as for advice...go meditate!

-Chang Wufei

Dear Wu-chan,

I adore you. I'm madly in love with you. Marry me!

Love, and smooches, and hugs and glomps,

'Sally'

MAXWELL YOU BASTARD DON"T SEND ME THAT CRAP! KISAMA YOU WEAK BRAIDED BAKA!

-Chang Wufei

PS Ooo, I am SO going to kill you Duo!

-Sally

Dear Wufei, You asshole, don't call me a bastard or a braided weakling! I know you find my braid to be a turn-on! See ya later!

Laters,

Shinigami

I DO NOT FIND YOUR WEAK HAIR A 'TURN-ON' STOP SENDING ME CRAP MAXWELL! AND YOU ARE NO GOD OF DEATH! YOUR JUST A STUPID WEAKLING! KISAAAMAAAAA!

-Chang Wufei

Dear Wufei,

.... ......... ....?

~T.

BARTON STOP SENDING ME MINDLESS SHIT! ONLY CATHERINE CAN UNDERSTAND THAT '...' WEAKNESS!

-Chang Wufei

That's all for now! More later! *cheesy grin*

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This all more sarcastic humor from the crazy (me, du~uh) so take no offense, I can't help my nutty mind!