Thing Wufei would *Hopefully* Never Say


This is pure humor and sarcasm, please don't take offense at anything.br>
  1. I'm going to stop talking to you Nataku-really-stop looking so gloomy-I really have to go...(and on and on)
  2. I am weak. I am unjust. Goodbye cruel world
  3. Who wants a katana? *throws katana away*
  4. Marital arts my ass
  5. Duo...that braid is so God-damned sexy! *drags Duo away by hair*
  6. I'm growing my hair out and braiding it
  7. Meiran? That bitch!
  8. *gets on knees* Sally, marry me?
  9. Onna? I would never call a woman that, it's degrading!
  10. *kicks Gundam* Hahaha, I dented Nataku!
  11. I'm secretly in love with Relena Peacecraft (He'd better not say that! Show some taste!)
  12. Treize is dead? *victory sign* HAHAHA! LOSER! *flashes dead Treize the 'loser' symbol*
  13. You saw I was a kid and rightly underestimated me!
  14. *in racing car* Vrooom, whee this is funner than a motorcylce!
  15. Weak...? What's that?
  16. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *endless laughter*
  17. I need another beer
  18. Duo's right. I should go get laid. *Duo: Ready when you are!*
  19. *whispers* I see dead people
  20. *sings* Shake, shake, shake your booty! *starts shakin'* (Now that's a sight I'd have to see)
  21. Na-Nataku I must tell you something. I've been talking to Wing Zero *bow head shamefully*
  22. *wearing hippie clothing* Make love, not war
  23. *wearing clown clothes and make-up* I'm filling in for Trowa, he's sick!
  24. I need a buzz cut.
  25. *Valley girl voice* Justice...isn't that like when, like, you know, two people, get like equal, like, you know, halves of like, a cookie? Or isn't it something like, you know, like that?
  26. *monotone voice* Mission complete *Heero: Injustice, you stole my phrase!*
  27. *in front of N64* HAHAHAHA! I BEAT DUO!
  28. *at pizza place* I looooovvvvve my pizza!
  29. *at nightclub* Let's boogey! *starts to disco* (Wish I were there ^_~)
  30. *walks outta dressing room* You were right Heero! I look damn good in Spandex! (*swoons* I HAVE to see that!)
  31. Aimee rocks! -no wait, that should be under thing we HOPE Wufei would say! ^_~

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