Why Wu-Chan Rocks

This list is meant to be humorous and not extremely factual, so please don't take any offense from this.
  1. His eyes....most importantly are his eyes which are so damned sexy I wanna faint!
  2. His entire personality--God, I would just love to argue with someone as sexist as he is!
  3. His high sense of honor...you would never have to worry about Wu-Chan lying to you!
  4. His need for justice--I mean, c'mon justice is way more interesting than pacifism or guns or clowns or whatever the heck Duo's into!
  5. He's a sexist. I love arguing. Arguing with a sexist would make me deleriously happy--especially if they're as hot as Wufei!
  6. The way he's so confused and lost in the war. Dude, am I the only one who ever pays attention to Wufei and see how the war confuses him?
  7. How he wanted to kick Heero's butt in Endless Waltz...sorry Ash...
  8. He pointed his sword at Trowa in Endless Waltz...sorry Julianne...
  9. He doesn't approve of Relena Peacecraft! That has to make anyone but a sick, sick dog happy!
  10. His hair! I think his hair is awesomely sexy and doesn't make him look like a girl and he doesn't grease/gel/mousse it! And disagreers can kindly kick themselves outta my site.
  11. He has muscles! Very, very, very nice and sexy muscles! *purr* Very nice and secksi...
  12. He knows the martial arts! My Wu-Chan could kill ya with his bare hands!
  13. He's a Gundam Pilot! For Chrissake, if that is just not the height of coolness, I don't know what cool is.
  14. He has an awesome white outfit that makes his eyes stand out and I just love his eyes so that is just super-cool!
  15. He wears a blue tanktop with a dragon! Dragons kick ass!
  16. He's called the 'Solitary Dragon'! I have a thing for Dragons and it was just fate that Wufei is referred to as 'The Solitary Dragon'! *glomps Wufei* Fate loves me!
  17. Dude, he's Pilot 05! I also have a thing for the number five--yet another twist of fate in my favor! *huggles Wufei*
  18. He makes that stupid Mariemaia outfit look hot
  19. He looks awesome in the cockpit of a Gundam
  20. He's 'bootylicious' *wink*
  21. WUFEI IS JUST A SEXY CHARACTER WITH AN AWESOME PERSONALITY! 'nuff said!

Wufei: Woman, why do you keep calling me 'sexy'? It's embarrassing!

Aimee: Because its true! *glomp*

Wufei: *disentangles self* Why can't you just leave me alone?

Aimee: That's not what you were saying the other night....

Wufei: Don't tell anyone about that!

Aimee: *devilish smile*

Wufei: *sigh* I'm your sexy Wu-Chan

Aimee: *GLOMP*



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