You Know You Love Wufei When...

First of all I woul like to say this list is completely humorous, sarcastic, and pointless. I don't mean for it to offend anyone. If you have a suggestion for this list, please tell me!
  1. You name your new pet 'Wufei'
  2. You start calling your boyfriend (who happened to be Chinese) Wufei
  3. You convince your boyfriend to grow his hair long and wear it tied back in a ponytail
  4. You convince your boyfriend to wear a white outfit or white pants and a blue tanktop with a dragon on it
  5. You dump your boyfriend and wait for Wufei to appear in your life
  6. When someone tries to tell you Wufei is only anime, you give them a lecture on how Gundam Wing is set in the future and how Wufei could really exist someday
  7. Whenever something goes wrong you yell 'INJUSTICE' at the top of your lungs
  8. You call people stupid baka onnas when the piss you off
  9. When you call a woman by her name, its a compliment
  10. You start referring to all your girl friends as 'Woman' or 'Onna'
  11. You start referring to all you boy friends as 'Weakling'
  12. When you mess up on something, you call yourself weak
  13. Instead of praying, you ask Nataku to lend you her strength
  14. You name your car 'Nataku' and start talking to it
  15. When someone really pisses you off, you scream 'KISAMA' at the top of your lungs, then rush off to find a katana
  16. You start carrying a katana around
  17. And use it frequently
  18. You talk to everyone about how terrific Wufei is
  19. And move onto animals when you run out of people
  20. And then start writing letters to political figrues when you run out of animals
  21. You're bedroom walls are covered with Wufei pictures/posters
  22. You buy all the Gudam Wing CDs for the sole purpose of listening to Wufei's dreamy voice
  23. You tape all of the series and fastward to the scenes with Wufei
  24. You find yourself daydreaming about your and Wufei's wedding
  25. And picking out names for you children
  26. You write fanfics starring Wufei...and yourself--even though you hate writing
  27. You flame anti-Wufei shrines
  28. You visit only pro-Wufei sites
  29. You build a shrine to Wufei
  30. You develop an intense hatred for Sally Po and Treize Khushrenada
  31. You slap anyone who calls Wufei a 'dumb cartoon'
  32. And correct them witht he phrase, 'he's a sexy male, dumbass!'
  33. You doodle Wufei all over your notebooks--even though you hate drawing
  34. You visit this site every day ^____^
  35. When annoying relatives ask if you have a boyfriend, you reply Wufei!
  36. You only read fanfics starring Wufei
  37. You only look at pictures with Wufei
  38. And get pissed if he isn't in the front
  39. You sit in front of the computer drooling over Wufei pictures for hours
  40. You start watching 'Judge Judy' and 'The People's Court' just to hear the word 'justice'
  41. When you do something right, you say 'justice has been served' and then scream for joy because Wu-Chan would be proud of you
  42. You start calling Wufei Wu-Chan, Wu-Bear, Wu-kun, Wu-sama, Wu-aikouka...er, well you get the idea
  43. You have your own list of why Wufei is awesome
  44. You've actually read all this! (Wow, I'm impressed!).



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